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The Zotunist Manifesto (The Viking Kitties killed Che)

Posted on 05/20/2009 8:51:45 PM PDT by fr78

As the Constitution of the United States of America was drafted solely by racist, slaveowning members of the capitalist class, it is time to acknowledge that the document is morally corrupt and must be scrapped. In its place, a new order based upon the will of the oppressed worker's class will be drafted and enacted.

1) The "right" to "free" speech must be destroyed. The propaganda of the white christian capitalist class must be censured and silenced, violently if neccessary. To this end, ALL communication advocating religion, private property, and opression of the workers must be punished by execution. All forms of communication - verbal, print, and electronic - will come under the total regulation of the State. Any citizen known to be holding capitalist views despite education to the contrary will be executed.

3) The "right" to parenting must be destroyed. The dictatorship of the parent is the single greatest reason for the continuation of the capitalist oppression of the human race, and it must be overthrown. All minors, present and future, will immediately become wards of the State at birth or as soon as found. Biological parents will be permitted no contact with their offspring until compulsory anti-capitalist education is complete. Birth control will become compulsory, and any unregulated pregnancies will be subject to immediate mandatory abortion.

2) The "right" to religion must be destroyed. As the ultimate mind-control tool of the capitalist class, religion has always opposed the destruction of private property, advanced the exploitation of workers, and upheld the dictatorship of the parent. All clergy must be immediately executed, and all religious literature must be destroyed. Any parents who have subjected their children to religious indoctrination of any kind must be executed. Those who are found to be covertly practicing religion will be executed.

4) The "right" to profit must be destroyed. All business and industry of any size will be immediately siezed by the State, and all currency will be immediately nullified. All current capitalist "owners" will be immediately executed. All persons will be assigned occupations by the State based on aptitude testing. Wages will be replaced by simple distribution of vital consumables, and any display of conspicuous consumption will be punished by execution.

5) The "right" to freedom of association must be destroyed. In place of voluntary, class-discriminatory "friendship", all persons will be randomly assigned to Worker's Groups of 10-20 individuals. All recreational time will be spent with this group, which will engage in guided anti-capitalist thought exercises. Any person who evades participation or attempts to fraternize outside of their Worker's Group will be executed.

By these principles, the power of the self-serving capitalist class will be destroyed, and the vision of our courageous forerunners Marx and Engel will be at last realized.

Down with capitalism. Long Live the Workers!


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1 posted on 05/20/2009 8:51:45 PM PDT by fr78
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To: fr78; darkwing104; Old Sarge; Eaker; humblegunner; Allegra
I prefer antipasta to maifesto. However, Canolli is nice. You will not last long...
2 posted on 05/20/2009 8:53:33 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: fr78; Old Sarge

Do you own any cats?


3 posted on 05/20/2009 8:54:18 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: fr78

Buh Bye!


4 posted on 05/20/2009 8:54:25 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

Hello newbie.


5 posted on 05/20/2009 8:55:36 PM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade, There are only two sides. Pick one.)
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To: fr78

I like cheese.

Do you like cheese?


6 posted on 05/20/2009 8:55:40 PM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: fr78

Hows that commie crap working out for the word?

Ya think the Chicoms will be more benevolent than the good Ol USA?


7 posted on 05/20/2009 8:56:41 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

I bet you’re one of the scum-suckers that has not worked a paying job in your life. Lazy a$$.


8 posted on 05/20/2009 8:57:08 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: fr78
WHAT YOU SAY!!
9 posted on 05/20/2009 8:57:30 PM PDT by RichInOC (HA HA HA HA....)
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To: fr78

IB4TZ


10 posted on 05/20/2009 8:57:41 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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To: mnehring
Do you own any cats?

He/She must, because it got their tongue!

11 posted on 05/20/2009 8:58:12 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

Such ugliness. IBTZ


12 posted on 05/20/2009 8:58:14 PM PDT by dforest
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To: fr78
OOH! this should get you an A in that Political Science class!

Jackass!

13 posted on 05/20/2009 8:59:03 PM PDT by right way right (Do not mistake Religion for God.)
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To: fr78
Signed, Barack Obama
14 posted on 05/20/2009 8:59:06 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (America's Independent Party - 'partisans only for the truth' - www.AIPNEWS.com)
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To: fr78
Long Live the Workers!

Have you ever asked yourself, who are the workers working for? Are those who are calling for a 'worker's revolt' in the working class themselves or do they want to be the controllers? Worker's revolutions are always started, not by workers, but by want-to-be dictators who want to control the workers. They use the workers for their own political ends.

It only stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master. -Ayn Rand

15 posted on 05/20/2009 9:00:02 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: fr78

The first thing Pol Pot did was get rid if those money sucking professionals.

He got rid of liberal eggheads too..

For the common good of course.


16 posted on 05/20/2009 9:00:44 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

17 posted on 05/20/2009 9:06:43 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: fr78
Some advice:

Layoff the drugs and alcohol, take a shower, shave, use some deodorant, get a real job, pay some taxes, read some history and then you'll see how silly all that absurd dribble makes you sound.

18 posted on 05/20/2009 9:08:00 PM PDT by hometoroost (Torture? Would you rather do 5 years at Gitmo or 5 hours with the Muslims?)
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To: fr78

In before ze zot


19 posted on 05/20/2009 9:09:40 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: fr78
Fascinating first and last post....yawn.

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20 posted on 05/20/2009 9:10:37 PM PDT by decal ("Never allow a nervous female to have access to a pistol, no matter what you're wearing.")
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To: All
I think we have a bomb thrower here. A fire starter.

I bet if we form a fire brigade we can snuff him out.

21 posted on 05/20/2009 9:10:52 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78; mylife; Old Sarge

BEGONE!
I am in NO MOOD for Trolls tonight!

22 posted on 05/20/2009 9:12:49 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: fr78
1) The "right" to "free" speech must be destroyed. The propaganda of the white christian capitalist class must be censured and silenced, violently if neccessary. To this end, ALL communication advocating religion, private property, and opression of the workers must be punished by execution. All forms of communication - verbal, print, and electronic - will come under the total regulation of the State. Any citizen known to be holding capitalist views despite education to the contrary will be executed.

Your friends in the media have snowjobbed the public about the Left's true intentions. Thanks for laying it all out for us. May I suggest you make this mainstream news for all of the people that don't pay attention.

23 posted on 05/20/2009 9:13:06 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: fr78
Tell us, what's on you mind little man?


24 posted on 05/20/2009 9:13:07 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

IBTZ !


25 posted on 05/20/2009 9:13:27 PM PDT by knews_hound (I for one welcome our new Insect overlords!)
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To: fr78
"Long Live the Workers!"

Time you joined them, then.

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26 posted on 05/20/2009 9:13:50 PM PDT by decal ("Never allow a nervous female to have access to a pistol, no matter what you're wearing.")
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To: fr78
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27 posted on 05/20/2009 9:14:12 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: fr78

IBTZ!! At last!!


28 posted on 05/20/2009 9:16:06 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla ("men of intemperate minds cannot be free. Their passions forge their fetters." -- Edmund Burke)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

Git em Ms B! LoL

Personally I think “it” is an adolescent with Mommy/Daddy problems.


29 posted on 05/20/2009 9:16:10 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

Damn just like cops never around when you need them! Here we have this big old troll and where and the hell are the three Billy Goats Guffs?


30 posted on 05/20/2009 9:16:30 PM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: fr78
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31 posted on 05/20/2009 9:17:11 PM PDT by Delta 21 (If you cant tell if I'm being sarcastic...maybe I'm not.)
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I think it is time we crack open a cold one and see what Jr. has to say.

Hmmm Jr? Cat got your tongue or are you just too much of a coward to respond?
32 posted on 05/20/2009 9:17:28 PM PDT by mnehring
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“Now how can we argue with that? I think we are all indebted to fr78 here for clearly stating what had to be said, and I’m glad the children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expressed a courage that is little seen in this day and age.”


33 posted on 05/20/2009 9:17:37 PM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: Kartographer
Sometimes the prey is much more fun when it is alive.

34 posted on 05/20/2009 9:20:03 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: mylife

LOL
No doubt!
Some weenie livin’ in his parents basement.


35 posted on 05/20/2009 9:23:05 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: fr78

There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism
There’s nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don’t try to make me feel guilty
I’m so tired of hearing you cry

There’s nothing wrong with making some profit
If you ask me I’ll say it’s just fine
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to live nice
I’m so tired of hearing you whine
About the revolution
Bringin’ down the rich
When was the last time you dug a ditch, baby?

If it ain’t one thing
Then it’s the other
Any cause that crosses your path
Your heart bleeds for anyone’s brother
I’ve got to tell you you’re a pain in the ass!

You criticize with plenty of vigor
You rationalize everything that you do
With catchy phrases and heavy quotations
And everybody is crazy but you.

You’re just a middle class, socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
And you tell me that we’ve got to get back
To the struggling masses (whoever they are)
You talk, talk, talk about suffering and pain
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain
What the hell do you know about suffering and pain . . .?

(Repeat first verse)

(Repeat chorus)

There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism!
There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism!
There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism!
There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism!

(Compliments to Danny Elfman)


36 posted on 05/20/2009 9:23:52 PM PDT by ozark hilljilly (Does this tagline make me look like a domestic terrorist?)
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To: fr78

As a “tribute” to you, I didn’t waste my time reading your Communist glass of whine. The only reason you can post your empty calorie pontification is because of CAPITALISM.

Flush the Kool Aid down your raw throat. I’ll dump my toast to you in the toilet where all waste belongs.


37 posted on 05/20/2009 9:25:00 PM PDT by This Just In
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To: fr78

38 posted on 05/20/2009 9:25:25 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

“Some weenie livin’ in his parents basement”....mad at the world and with a copy of the communist manifesto.

He thinks we have never seen these words before and that they will enlighten us.

He even interjected some of his own misery into the words to tell us how wretched and adolescent he is.


39 posted on 05/20/2009 9:26:46 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

lol....you are such fun....we will kill you

metaphorically...


40 posted on 05/20/2009 9:27:08 PM PDT by wardaddy (Ole Miss beat Notre Dame back in 1978. ...did that start the decline)
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To: Snurple

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

(yeah, I know the line was addressed to Flounder, but the pic made me think of that.)


41 posted on 05/20/2009 9:28:54 PM PDT by ozark hilljilly (Does this tagline make me look like a domestic terrorist?)
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To: fr78

Suck on this.

Cheers!

42 posted on 05/20/2009 9:30:50 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: ozark hilljilly

Our FRiend is actually so proud of what he posted and the commotion that it is stirred that he doesn’t even think about the words and the workers.

This clown is sitting back now, feeling powerful, like Obama, watching us scurry around without reading our comment or regard to the end result.

All this fire starting idiot knows is that he is getting a response.

It is time to dispense with him. AND OBAMA


43 posted on 05/20/2009 9:34:47 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: mylife

Yeah, I know
Some liberal snot that thinks we will hang on to everyword..
It was actually pretty boring!
*yawn*
I could post The Immigrant song to liven things up!
LOL


44 posted on 05/20/2009 9:35:22 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN; fr78

Fire away!

I have to hit the sack.

Some of us have to WORK in the morning.


45 posted on 05/20/2009 9:37:06 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: mylife

I love that first on the list:

“1. The “right” to “free” speech must be destroyed....”

Well then, let’s destroy fr78’s speech. :)


46 posted on 05/20/2009 9:37:35 PM PDT by This Just In
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To: This Just In

Stoopid marxist


47 posted on 05/20/2009 9:38:30 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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48 posted on 05/20/2009 9:40:02 PM PDT by Old Sarge (There is no god)
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To: This Just In
What is this self aborting bit about?

3) The "right" to parenting must be destroyed. The dictatorship of the parent is the single greatest reason for the continuation of the capitalist oppression of the human race, and it must be overthrown. All minors, present and future, will immediately become wards of the State at birth or as soon as found. Biological parents will be permitted no contact with their offspring until compulsory anti-capitalist education is complete. Birth control will become compulsory, and any unregulated pregnancies will be subject to immediate mandatory abortion.

49 posted on 05/20/2009 9:40:28 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: mylife

I beg to differ.
This is sport. A diversion.
He has done us a service...a break from all the oppressing news of the day.
I’m not “worked up” nor am I “commoted”-that is what you do when you have a commotion, right? ; )

I will, however, agree with you on the Obamer thangy.


50 posted on 05/20/2009 9:41:15 PM PDT by ozark hilljilly (Does this tagline make me look like a domestic terrorist?)
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