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Shanghai Multi Fortune International To Begin Selling Rush Limbaugh Piņatas
Elective Decisions ^ | 06/01/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 06/01/2009 4:47:34 PM PDT by writer33

Shanghai, China—As the Fourth of July approaches, Shanghai Multi Fortune International Trading Company, LTD, has designed, and will begin to sell its new innovation—a Rush Limbaugh Piñata. With the mainstream media beating Limbaugh to a pulp over the Sonia Sotomayor comments, the designer of the piñata—Chin Kuuk—designed this stroke of brilliance for families to enjoy during the holiday season.

At the low cost of $99.99, Americans can own the life-size replica of Rush Limbaugh standing behind the “Golden EIB Microphone.” The piñata, filled with candies of all kinds, also emits the words—“Sotomayor and Obama are racists”—when Limbaugh is hit in the stomach. The simple, but luxurious design will give families of all walks of life hours of fun on Independence Day.

(Excerpt) Read more at electivedecisions.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; pinata; rushlimbaugh
SATIRE
1 posted on 06/01/2009 4:47:34 PM PDT by writer33
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To: Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 06/01/2009 4:47:54 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

We need Obama ‘O’ symbol urinal cakes.


3 posted on 06/01/2009 4:55:47 PM PDT by Noumenon (As long as I have a rifle, I STILL have a vote...)
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To: writer33
Darn! I wanted to buy one of these---what a hoot it would be to have one!

Too bad it's all satire.....

4 posted on 06/01/2009 5:01:16 PM PDT by basil ( It's time to eliminate all "Gun Free Zones")
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To: basil; writer33

I want one!


5 posted on 06/01/2009 5:23:13 PM PDT by SouthTexas (Waterboard Pelosi NOW!)
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To: Noumenon
Here's an idea for you:

Kohler Announces New Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat

6 posted on 06/01/2009 6:03:27 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: basil

Sorry to disappoint, but maybe the company will create one for you just in case.

:-)


7 posted on 06/01/2009 6:04:06 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: SouthTexas

Don’t forget to call 1-800-Rush-Sux, and they’ll include a free Louisville Slugger.

:-) LOL!


8 posted on 06/01/2009 6:04:38 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Liz

Ping!


9 posted on 06/01/2009 6:05:09 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Bummer, wish I’d have known that earlier. Grandson lost his baseball game tonight and I’m sure a new bat would have won the series! ;)


10 posted on 06/01/2009 6:36:45 PM PDT by SouthTexas (Waterboard Pelosi NOW!)
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To: writer33

11 posted on 06/01/2009 7:23:45 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (When you put Democrats in charge, stupid / deadly things happen... :^)
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To: writer33

BTTT


12 posted on 06/02/2009 2:58:00 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: skinkinthegrass

Thanks for posting the picture and for reading skink. I appreciate both.


13 posted on 06/02/2009 11:01:54 AM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: E.G.C.

Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.


14 posted on 06/02/2009 11:02:10 AM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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