Skip to comments.14 Commandments Of The Religious Left
Posted on 06/06/2009 3:37:58 PM PDT by writer33
New YorkOn a June 29, 1994 show of Rush Limbaugh The Television Show, Rush listed the fourteen commandments of the religious left. All were hilarious, but all were so true. Below are the 14 Commandments of the Religious Left, as ranked by Rush Limbaugh and in no particular order:
Thou shalt have no other God except thyself; after all, its thy self-esteem that counts. If thee dont love thee, who will?
Thou shalt not make any graven images out of any substances which cannot be recycled.
Thou shalt not take the name of liberals in criticism, including feminists, racial minorities, or any person who thinks he is a victim of America.
Remember the anniversary of Roe vs. Wade & Anita Hills testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, and keep them holy.
Honor thy mother. If shes dysfunctional, it is thy fathers fault.
Thou shalt not kill. With these exceptions: life forms under the second trimester and those opting for medically assisted suicides.
Thou shalt not commit adultery. Unless thou aspire to high political office, use a condom, or thou cannot help it.
(Excerpt) Read more at electivedecisions.wordpress.com ...
>>Thou shalt have no other God except thyself; after all, its thy self-esteem that counts.
I disagree; to the left, the self is just a vessel for the will of the state. To the extent that self-expression might undermine institutions that traditionally served as intermediaries between state and individual, self-expression is encouraged.
Thanks for posting the link. I appreciate it.
I can see the argument. These are just his as he put out in 1994.
Now, how about Rush’s list of “the undeniable truths of life?” A classic if there ever was one!!!
Yep, I guess we can do that one again.
Ooops, I musta mist it when ya did it before... Sorry.
It was a long time ago. Before I even had the blog.
Thou shalt not steal. Unless thou art disadavanted or upset with a jury verdict.
or thou works for the government.
Nice addition, ghengis. That seems to be most appropriate to this date.
15. Thous shalt not condemn any perversion nor any person or religion except Christians.
That’s a nice addition. Seems to be most appropriate in the current climate. Good one, BOT.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.