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Bulldozing Cities Idea Gains Traction in Obama Administration
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 13 June 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/13/2009 4:32:34 PM PDT by John Semmens

Many cities in the US’s so-called “rust belt” have been in decline for years—losing both jobs and population. Dan Kildee, treasurer of Genesee County, Michigan has proposed leveling portions of these cities in order to reach a more optimal balance between living accommodations and needs.

“The idea is that rather than continuing to waste society’s resources maintaining unnecessary housing, we demolish the surplus units and move people closer together to gain economies of scale,” Kildee said.

While Kildee’s focus is on cities already in a decaying state, the Obama Administration’s Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Shaun Donovan, sees a much wider potential application for the idea. “Americans’ consumption of housing far exceeds that of other countries,” Donovan pointed out. “On top of this there are redundancies in the way we configure living space. Too much of the space is only used on a part time basis.”

The Secretary suggested that “a college dormitory style configuration would be the most efficient housing arrangement. Sleeping quarters could certainly be individualized. But dining, bathroom, and recreation facilities could be shared.”

“A side benefit of these more efficient living arrangements would be the boost in community solidarity and camaraderie,” Donovan added. “Instead of the lonely, isolated existences promoted by our current dispersed and atomized lifestyles, we’d have more togetherness.”

Donovan hastened to clarify that individualized accommodations would not be outlawed. Private dwellings would still be available, but at a “premium price.”

The demolition activities are expected to provide employment that will stimulate the economy. The demolished areas will provide much prized “open space” for our urban regions.

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: bho44; bhohud; cities; housing; kildee; planning; satire; shaundonovan; urban
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1 posted on 06/13/2009 4:32:34 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Someone has been playing too much SimCity.


2 posted on 06/13/2009 4:34:41 PM PDT by Tai_Chung
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To: John Semmens
...“The idea is that rather than continuing to waste society’s resources maintaining unnecessary housing, we demolish the surplus units and move people closer together to gain economies of scale...

What if they don't want to move closer together? Who decides what housing is "unnecessary"?

3 posted on 06/13/2009 4:36:48 PM PDT by FReepaholic (Endeavor to persevere.)
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To: John Semmens

Thanks for that John. Enjoyed your presentation as usual.


4 posted on 06/13/2009 4:38:03 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Just don’t move all those urbs to my back yard!


5 posted on 06/13/2009 4:39:11 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: FReepaholic

They’re too close together already, maybe if they spread them out it would slow down the breeding rate!


6 posted on 06/13/2009 4:41:55 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: 14erClimb; #1CTYankee; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; A message; abigailsmybaby; acapesket; afnamvet; ...

ping


7 posted on 06/13/2009 4:47:39 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Charlie to destroy the evidence?


8 posted on 06/13/2009 4:49:42 PM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: FReepaholic
What if they don't want to move closer together? Who decides what housing is "unnecessary"?

What if it's private property, as in houses people own and don't want bulldozed?

"Urban planners" aren't God, and don't have the right to just impose their will.

9 posted on 06/13/2009 4:50:08 PM PDT by SteamShovel (When hope trumps reality, there is no hope at all.)
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To: John Semmens

Hippie Break!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwUJH70ubM


10 posted on 06/13/2009 4:53:09 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: John Semmens
This Donovan person is a screwball. I think what was just described is quite similar to the housing accommodations in the Soviet Union. This is typical control-freak elitism of the left. They will tell you how to live, while they will have the nice home and a second house at the beach.

As for the other part of the article, it sounds reasonable to knock down older rundown housing as it would improve the city. It is true that cities today are competing with the suburbs which did not even exist before the existence and popularity of the automobile. Since there is not a great demand for housing in the cities, it is good for the cities to demolish the worst housing and open up those areas for parking, selling the empty lots to neighbors would let them enjoy larger yards etc. Small parks and parking garages would also benefit the neighborhoods.

11 posted on 06/13/2009 4:53:14 PM PDT by cradle of freedom (Long live the Republic !)
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To: John Semmens
The military figured it out. Just a matter of time for the Ovillian.


12 posted on 06/13/2009 4:54:59 PM PDT by eyedigress
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To: berdie

later


13 posted on 06/13/2009 4:55:27 PM PDT by berdie (Philosophies of the school room in one generation will reflect the government philosophy of the next)
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To: SteamShovel

They should not be allowed to bulldoze houses that the owners want to keep but in many cities there are abandoned housing and slum housing that are a blight to the neighborhood. There are also many unscrupulous landlords who have property in the poorer areas but do not keep up their property and do not pay taxes, ie Tony Rezco in Chicago.


14 posted on 06/13/2009 4:57:17 PM PDT by cradle of freedom (Long live the Republic !)
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To: FReepaholic

Could these idiots use the Kelo decision to justify tearing down half the houses to for everyone to move into the other half - destroying tax revenue but increasing “efficiency”?


15 posted on 06/13/2009 5:01:26 PM PDT by tbw2 (Freeper sci-fi - "Humanity's Edge" - on amazon.com)
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To: John Semmens

So, now some 0bamunist gasbag has decided that the gubmint should decide who lives where and under what conditions? Communal dining, bathroom and recreational facilities? No thanks.

You can keep your marxist BS. I’ll take my freedom...

It’s time to take back the country.


16 posted on 06/13/2009 5:01:55 PM PDT by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2013: Change we can look forward to.)
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To: John Semmens

“The Secretary suggested that “a college dormitory style configuration would be the most efficient housing arrangement. Sleeping quarters could certainly be individualized. But dining, bathroom, and recreation facilities could be shared.”

So my kid can’t go into the kitchen to make a sandwich without supervision because of fear of some lunatic sharing my ‘space’ will harm them?

The government has lost it’s everloving mind.


17 posted on 06/13/2009 5:03:26 PM PDT by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson)
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To: Tai_Chung

“Someone has been playing too much SimCity.”

Can you believe these people?

Americans want to prosper and this is what they have to offer?

Hokey smokes...After the counter revolution, a right winger will be a mayor of even DC.

Of course there will be a lot less lefties...


18 posted on 06/13/2009 5:12:17 PM PDT by y6162 (uish..)
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To: John Semmens
I would bet that suburbs with a few foreclosed houses in them are the target here. The left hates "sprawl." and has always dreamed of putting the masses in high rise towers to be surrounded by parkland. We have such projects already, and they are known as "Projects." The parkland is unusable to the residents because it is the turf of gangs and gangs control the housing itself. Hussein wants this for all of us. People herded into these mass pens are ever so much easier to control.
19 posted on 06/13/2009 5:20:02 PM PDT by arthurus (ACORN + Amnesty = Venezuelan Democracy in the USSSA)
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To: SteamShovel

In the theology of the left, humanity is God and the Left is God’s brain. They feel they can and should do anything at all for the greater good of the brain.


20 posted on 06/13/2009 5:21:51 PM PDT by arthurus (ACORN + Amnesty = Venezuelan Democracy in the USSSA)
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To: tbw2

Yes. Kelo seems to justify any taking of property by a government unit.


21 posted on 06/13/2009 5:23:45 PM PDT by arthurus (ACORN + Amnesty = Venezuelan Democracy in the USSSA)
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To: arthurus

Start with Chicago.


22 posted on 06/13/2009 5:30:21 PM PDT by pankot
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

good rejoinder


23 posted on 06/13/2009 5:31:36 PM PDT by Vendome
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykdCOQcSyyc

I went back to Ohio
But my city was gone
There was no train station
There was no downtown
South Howard had disappeared
All my favorite places
My city had been pulled down
Reduced to parking spaces
A, o, way to go Ohio

24 posted on 06/13/2009 5:38:09 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
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To: John Semmens

It could happen with the douche bag in the wh.
Good job, btw. You caught a bunch of folks with this one. :)


25 posted on 06/13/2009 5:52:31 PM PDT by abigailsmybaby (To understan' the livin' you got to commune wit' da dead.)
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To: John Semmens
These are just pilot projects for what they want to do on a much larger scale.
26 posted on 06/13/2009 5:55:28 PM PDT by Teotwawki (Obama was right: about one thing. I am clinging to my Bible and my gun.)
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To: John Semmens
are they talking about forcibly relocating people so that they're closer together?

Well, I guess Kelo says that they can do this...

27 posted on 06/13/2009 6:11:00 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weight-lifting sessions each week and...)
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Not to worry, the government will make every effort to notify residents before bulldozing occupied homes — especially at night. :)


28 posted on 06/13/2009 6:23:26 PM PDT by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: John Semmens
Love those liberal “programs”. Urban renewal worked just fine - right? This is work just as well...
29 posted on 06/13/2009 8:04:03 PM PDT by GOPJ (Main Stream Media (MSM) Renamed: Ministry of Truth (MOT) - -"Freedom is Slavery")
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To: John Semmens

Gee whiz, which political party is responsible for running these cities into the ground??


30 posted on 06/13/2009 8:20:29 PM PDT by incredulous joe ("No road is too long with good company" - Turkish Proverb)
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To: John Semmens
Similar strategy to bulldozing the "Jooo-wish settlements in the name of peace

.....bulldozing cities in the name of socialism

change you can be-leave'n

31 posted on 06/13/2009 8:20:45 PM PDT by KTM rider (.......and the sheeple feebly bleated in protest)
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To: SteamShovel

“”Urban planners” aren’t God, and don’t have the right to just impose their will. “

And secured creditors come first in bankruptcy proceedings also, right?


32 posted on 06/13/2009 8:24:49 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: John Semmens

Comrades. We must all learn to live together and give up our wasteful habits for the betterment of society! A new day is dawning.

33 posted on 06/13/2009 8:28:02 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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To: FReepaholic

>Who decides what housing is “unnecessary”?

a) A housing czar,
b) A magic 8-ball,
OR
c) Anyone fitting the description of “right-wing extremist” as defined by the DHS memo.

Those are my guesses.


34 posted on 06/13/2009 9:04:46 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: John Semmens

And the communal housing unit could be run by a Residents’ Committee, which would enforce order and good thinking, turning anyone who doesn’t adhere to order and good thinking into the central government.

Mao thought that was a great idea too.


35 posted on 06/13/2009 9:15:08 PM PDT by keepitreal (Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
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To: GOPJ
Love those liberal “programs

This is nothing more than another thinly veiled part of Obama's STEALTH REPARATIONS.

Who lives in these "surplus units?"

Where will they move? (hint - it won't be into cheap housing)

Who will pay for the move?

Who will pay for their new digs?

Who will pay for their ongoing housing costs? (hint - take a look at the Katrina moochers)

36 posted on 06/14/2009 12:02:25 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Suppose you were a clueless, idiot, and suppose you were Barack Obama; but I repeat myself)
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To: smokingfrog

“Red Dawn”?


37 posted on 06/14/2009 12:03:28 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: John Semmens
First you have to have a reason to bulldoze them.

Obama's "community organizing" left Chicago neighborhoods in ruins.

Grim proving ground for Obama's housing policy

"About 99 of the units are vacant, many rendered uninhabitable by unfixed problems, such as collapsed roofs and fire damage. Mice scamper through the halls. Battered mailboxes hang open. Sewage backs up into kitchen sinks. In 2006, federal inspectors graded the condition of the complex an 11 on a 100-point scale - a score so bad the buildings now face demolition."


38 posted on 06/14/2009 12:19:05 AM PDT by TigersEye (0bama: "I can see Mecca from the WH portico." --- Google - Cloward-Piven Strategy)
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To: John Semmens
The Secretary suggested that “a college dormitory style configuration would be the most efficient housing arrangement. Sleeping quarters could certainly be individualized. But dining, bathroom, and recreation facilities could be shared.”

Believe it or not some of the liberal nuts here are moving their families into housing just like this.

39 posted on 06/14/2009 12:27:13 AM PDT by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: John Semmens

Only if they start with Detroit.

Of course, I’m sure that they will use the same rigorous standards that they used in closing auto dealerships.


40 posted on 06/14/2009 1:05:54 AM PDT by foobarred (Disclaimer: I have a right to be stupid and wrong. Please don't legislate that right from me.)
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To: PubliusMM

Make BO move in with Pelosi!


41 posted on 06/14/2009 1:21:14 AM PDT by Always Independent
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To: John Semmens
The Secretary suggested that “a college dormitory style configuration would be the most efficient housing arrangement. Sleeping quarters could certainly be individualized. But dining, bathroom, and recreation facilities could be shared.”

FU you GD communists bastards. Disgusting and repugnant.

42 posted on 06/14/2009 1:51:23 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (Out of gas become a pill box, Out of ammo become a bunker, Out of hope become a hero.)
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To: Iron Munro
Who lives in these "surplus units?" Where will they move? (hint - it won't be into cheap housing) Who will pay for the move? Who will pay for their new digs? Who will pay for their ongoing housing costs? (hint - take a look at the Katrina moochers)

The same bad habits that destroyed these neightborhoods will destroy the new neighborhoods when they'll be moved. It's not the color of the skin that matters - it's beliefs, habits, and ability to obey the law. The problems these liberals have will follow them...

43 posted on 06/14/2009 5:34:32 AM PDT by GOPJ (Main Stream Media (MSM) Renamed: Ministry of Truth (MOT) - -"Freedom is Slavery")
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To: John Semmens

You translate governmentese with the skill that an autobody craftsman approaches a gussied up clunker from the local Bondo-Bucket car lot.

Loved the analogy of the Treasury and the banks and the stimulus and the bonds.

What works best as a motivator for these moments of brilliance?

Getting dressed up, tanked up or just plain old fed up?


44 posted on 06/14/2009 5:44:25 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: ModelBreaker
And secured creditors come first in bankruptcy proceedings also, right?

That's the way it used to be.....

.....before the socialist gates opened wide with the Kenyan.

There are so many rules and conventions being broken now and planned in the future in the name of the "Kommon Good" that the private person is in jeopardy.

45 posted on 06/14/2009 6:17:48 AM PDT by SteamShovel (When hope trumps reality, there is no hope at all.)
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To: cradle of freedom
There are also many unscrupulous landlords who have property in the poorer areas but do not keep up their property and do not pay taxes, ie Tony Rezco in Chicago.

I hear what you are saying.....

.....but in places like Chicago, where the Rezkos roam, it's usually the little guy who gets bulldozed; either by the Rezkos or the local government.

46 posted on 06/14/2009 6:25:09 AM PDT by SteamShovel (When hope trumps reality, there is no hope at all.)
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To: John Semmens
Play me
47 posted on 06/14/2009 3:52:08 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Barack Obama: in your guts, you know he's nuts!)
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To: FReepaholic
Who decides what housing is "unnecessary"?

Well, certainly not YOU!

or me

48 posted on 06/14/2009 3:53:21 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Barack Obama: in your guts, you know he's nuts!)
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To: John Semmens
Start with Congress and the Dems' top donors.

Cheers!

49 posted on 06/14/2009 4:29:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: GOPJ
The same bad habits that destroyed these neighborhoods will destroy the new neighborhoods

Where I live, a few years back it dawned on developers and the politicians that the city's "projects" were sitting on prime waterfront real estate that had skyrocketed in value. So they declared that it was discriminatory to keep government wards cooped up in the projects - after all, don't they deserve to live in housing equal to other residents? So they moved everyone out of the projects into subdivisions and other middle class neighborhoods using government housing support (section 8 maybe?) to help them rent and buy houses they really cannot afford. That way the government could tear the project housing down and put the land up for sale to developers.

Now the neighborhoods where they moved the project transplants are well on the way to being trashed. as a consequence housing values were negatively impacted even before the mortgage crisis. Now that the crisis has caused housing prices to drop even more, the numbers of the government transplants is increasing at an even faster rate in the nicer, more expensive neighborhoods.

People with no equity and insufficient income (or no income other than government handouts) are moving into desirably housing that working class people can't afford to buy. It looks like multiple families and/or large groups of people are pooling their government subsidies to move into fairly expensive homes. We do have local rules governing the use of single family residences as muti-family housing or boarding style residences but the local government rarely challenges minorities on violations.

So instead of keeping the trashiness in one area of town the local government is using our tax money to spread the trashing to neighborhoods all over the county, damaging our own property values in the process.

Feel-good liberalism is truly a mental disease that over-rides common sense and reason on the part of the afflicted.

50 posted on 06/14/2009 7:37:10 PM PDT by Iron Munro (Suppose you were a clueless, idiot, and suppose you were Barack Obama; but I repeat myself)
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