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Michael Jackson is in heaven now...
Geeks On Caffeine - Cartoons done just RIGHT! ^ | 07-14-09 | Scott Maxim

Posted on 07/14/2009 8:16:52 AM PDT by brycemax

Michael Jackson is dead, the world mourns and our loss is heaven's gain...so sez Al Sharpton.


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: afterlife; jackson; memorial; michaeljackson; sharpton

1 posted on 07/14/2009 8:16:53 AM PDT by brycemax
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To: brycemax

A bubble-gum popsinger + moonwalker + homosexual child molester? I highly doubt it or I have totally misread the Bible.


2 posted on 07/14/2009 8:19:46 AM PDT by newfreep ("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." - P.J. O'Rourke)
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3 posted on 07/14/2009 8:21:37 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Big government more or less guarantees rule by creeps and misfits.)
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If true...his virgins have gotta be male....and between 8 and 12 years old.


4 posted on 07/14/2009 8:22:10 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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If MJ gets into heaven ... I have NO worries at all about making it myself


5 posted on 07/14/2009 8:26:56 AM PDT by clamper1797 (FUBO ... the Anti-Reagan)
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Hey Al, getting all those big campaign violation fines paid off, are ya?

If you could only get her hands on some of that Jackson money or the Jackson Music Library.

6 posted on 07/14/2009 8:27:59 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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What do you want to bet they’re planning his one-year memorial gig now ......


7 posted on 07/14/2009 8:30:35 AM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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Michael Jackson is in heaven now...

Then I want to go to hell. Wait, I think I already work there.

8 posted on 07/14/2009 8:32:34 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Gay State Conservative
If true...his virgins have gotta be male....and between 8 and 12 years old.

He likes 'em older, eh?

9 posted on 07/14/2009 8:35:07 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Big government more or less guarantees rule by creeps and misfits.)
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If, and it's a big if, he repented on his deathbed then he may be.

I have my doubts though.

10 posted on 07/14/2009 8:36:22 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: brycemax

Heaven’s standards have really gone down hill recently...


11 posted on 07/14/2009 8:36:53 AM PDT by mikelets456
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To: newfreep

You must be using one of those old, conservative, outdated translations of the Bible.

You need to “get with the program” and trade in your King James Version for the new “King of Pop” Version. It celebrates tolerance and encourages diverting embracity (or is that embracing diversity, I can never keep that straight).

;^)


12 posted on 07/14/2009 8:37:50 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: brycemax

And he is wondering why it is so damn hot.


13 posted on 07/14/2009 8:40:16 AM PDT by pennboricua
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To: WayneS

Oooops, you’re right...and I need to say a few “Hail Michaels” for penitence.


14 posted on 07/14/2009 8:45:42 AM PDT by newfreep ("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." - P.J. O'Rourke)
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Michael went in pieces. Each piece that came off during his plastic surgery.


15 posted on 07/14/2009 8:52:04 AM PDT by shadeaud ("If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin)
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H.L. Mencken wrote of life in old Baltimore, that a black preacher was retained by the State to counsel condemned black prisoners prior to hanging. The preacher tried hard to convince them that the instant they hit the end of the rope, they would find themselves transmuted, and in heaven as white angels.

Of course, back then, black preachers made their name and reputation with descriptions of Hell, so dark and evil and burning a place that congregations could feel the flames lick the underside of the floor boards, and smell the sulfur through the cracks.

It should also be noted that preachers were known to have put women prone to swooning in the front rows, as a tangible demonstration of their oratorical powers. Much like the current holder of the the office of the president, who has likely never given a speech to a mostly black audience in which some in the front row haven’t fainted.

But I am sure that it purely coincidental.


16 posted on 07/14/2009 8:57:06 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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Sigh. I’m really tired of Micheal Jackson being dead.


17 posted on 07/14/2009 9:02:09 AM PDT by Seruzawa (Obamalama lied, the republic died.)
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To: brycemax

Al also said that Michael wasn’t strange, so I wouldn’t put too much stock in Sharpton’s opinions.


18 posted on 07/14/2009 9:05:17 AM PDT by mbynack (Retired USAF SMSgt)
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It's been a "total eclipse" of the news and I'm well past sick of him and the freak show surrounding his death. I personally don't give a damn where he goes as long as he's gone (and stays gone!)

Regards,
GtG

19 posted on 07/14/2009 9:13:23 AM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray

Great comments one and all!

I too am sick of his death and the media madness surrounding it, b ut I had to post a link to this cartoon because I believe it accurately demonstrates the mindset of MJ’s disciples and the reality of MJ’s depravity.

Thanks all!


20 posted on 07/14/2009 9:26:32 AM PDT by brycemax
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To: newfreep

or, there’s always the possibility that you’re totally misinformed about Michael Jackson. It will be interesting to see how the naysayers accept it if they’re forced to share eternal life with the media created predatory monster.


21 posted on 07/14/2009 10:09:15 AM PDT by Kimberly GG (PALIN - Supports a "path to citizenship" for ILLEGAL ALIENS.........DeMint/Sessions, 2012)
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Uhhhh, you’ll have to remind me which part of my post was uninformed - the part re: his bubblegum pop songs, his moonwalking or his homosexual child molesting?


22 posted on 07/14/2009 10:55:43 AM PDT by newfreep ("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." - P.J. O'Rourke)
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The part where you claim he was “a.......homosexual child molester”. Such claims have not been proven. Perhaps you meant to say that it was just your opinion.


23 posted on 07/14/2009 3:02:06 PM PDT by Kimberly GG (PALIN - Supports a "path to citizenship" for ILLEGAL ALIENS.........DeMint/Sessions, 2012)
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To: Seruzawa

Michael “Wacko” Jackson has been dead for years!!!


24 posted on 07/15/2009 2:16:17 PM PDT by 57Chevy (Freedom is not Free!)
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