Posted on 07/16/2009 2:59:42 PM PDT by vaper69
Introducing a new series to Needs of the Many … “Things I Hate.” They are numerous, and they need to be shared.
In the inaugural post of “Things I Hate” I will take aim at the scourge of female fashion … capri pants.
I don’t know where the capri came from, and I don’t give a damn. They have all the glamor and charm of a bucket full of vomit, and that opinion is nearly universal among men. I have yet to meet a man who likes his woman to wear capris.
The irony is how ‘cute’ women seem to think capris are. Further proving that women are just as clueless about their fashion as men are about theirs. Trust me women, you look about as ‘cute’ in capri pants as a plumber’s hairy ass crack after 12 hours of cleaning up fecal matter in 120 degree heat. Alright, I take that back. The plumber still has more style than you.
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Luckily, this guys opinion doesn’t bother me!!
LOL, even worse.
Sure
IMHO, women who wear capri’s must have a well tapered calf and trim ankle....otherwise they look like piano legs.....
Also ladies....ya’ gotta be in shape.....
Flame away.....
Pointless immature ranting passing itself off as ‘blogdom’ journalism and commentary.
Why I let you waste 5 minutes of my life I have no idea. But I will never get it back. I cannot express in this format the appropriate disdain and sarcasm to even attempt a backhanded ‘thank you’ for this utter waste of my time and cerebral space.
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What a vile attitude.
Pockets! I want Pockets. Women’s clothes and little girl clothes do not have POCKETS!
I dressed my girls in boy pant throughout their growing up years esp oshgosh, for the pockets!
I cannot find enought women’s skirts and jackets with pockets for work
My wife looks pretty good in capri pants, and she knows it.
All I do is grab a little cheek to let her know I approve.
Remember those Presidential Debates in 2008...same thing.
I see a need for some introspection, here.
Maybe you had a bad experience pedaling to the Isle of Capri and digging for clams?
Goodness, she was gorgeous!
I’m a woman and I don’t like them. They make my legs look
short.
Not bad. The seemless dark black pants I am addressing are all over television shows and infomercials. They are hideous things. I could see the women in Orwell’s “No sex league” wearing those.
My wife and I were watching “Arrested Development” dvd’s and every single woman in the show regularly wore those them, including in a scene where the blonde sister wonders why no men are turning heads to look at her as she visits her dad in prison. I started yelling at the TV, “It’s the pants!!”
Then there’s a Viagra commercial where this old dude is dancing with his wife who is also wearing seemless black pants. I said to my wife, “I know how to save him the money. Tell her to change clothes.”
Golly. Then I don’t know. Neither does the 24 yr old. She’s scratching her head too.
All you can see is her her head, feet, and outer shape. I don’t care for it. Dunno if it’s universal.
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