Posted on 07/24/2009 8:39:18 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
Ding! We have a winner!
It is winter time and the President looks outside and sees that someone has urinated the words “Baraq Sucks!” on the snow in front the of the White House.
He is furious so he gets the FBI to investigate it. After a week, the head of the FBI comes in and says “we’ve analyzed the situation and we have good news and bad news for you”
“Well, what’s the good news?” the President says.
We did a DNA analysis, and it’s from Vice President Biden.
“That’s terrible news!” he yells. “What is the bad news then?”
“We also did a handwriting analysis, and the handwriting belongs to Michelle”
One more:
Why did Obama buy a Cabbage Patch Kid?
To get the birth certificate.
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
All jokes of the Great One are racists and are prohibited!
The Pope, a boy scout and Barack Obama are flying in an airplane when they hear this message over the intercom: “This is your pilot speaking. If you look out the right windows, you will see that our number two engine is on fire. Then, if you look out the left window, you will find that our number one engine is on fire. Now if you look down at the ocean, you will see a tiny, tiny life raft. That is your crew. You will find parachutes in the cabin. Unfortunately there are only two, so you,ll have to work it out among yourselves. This is a recording.”
Obama immediately grabs one of the parachutes and straps it on. He opens the door and just before jumping out he says to the other two: “I am the much worshipped President of the United States, I’m also the world’s smartest African-American. So not only the country desparately needs me, but my people and the entire planet as well. So my saving myself is not even up to debate. So long!”
The Pope turns to the boyscout and hands him a parachute. He says: “I want you to save yourself, my son. I have lived a long life and yours is just beginning. I am prepared to meet my Maker and rejoice in being with Him.
Jump and God Bless You!”
The boy scout says to the Pope: “Not to worry, Holy Father! The world’s smartest African-American just jumped out with my knapsack!”
A PETITION FOR CONSTITUTIONAL RESTORATION
THE AUDACITY OF TRUTH ABOUT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
A 4TH OF JULY TEA PARTY SPEECH
...and on the lighter side, take your mind off the Obamanation for a few minutes and enjoy some beautiful Western US scenery slideshows.
Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, “I want to go to Disneyland “
Barack said, “No problem, I”ll take you there on my Airforce One airplane.”
The second kid said, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan”s shoes.”
Barack said, “I”ll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!”
The third kid said, “ I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!”
Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, “But you don”t look like you”re handicapped.”
The kid said, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!”
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