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Kamp Obama: Teach Kids to Punch Back Twice as Hard!
The Cube ^ | August 10, 2009 | Superkommissar Maksim

Posted on 08/10/2009 5:17:12 PM PDT by Bean Counter


The end of summer rapidly approaches, but there is still time for your child's indoctrination at Kamp Obama!

At Kamp Obama we educate young skulls full of mush in such progressive activities as groupthink, activism, denunciations, and show trials. From Marx and Engels to Alinsky and Ayers, your child will learn the best tactics, thinking techniques, and viewpoints.

In addition to fun, your child will be trained in the following useful skills that he, she, or it will need as a progressive adult:

* Pie Throwing
* Bullying
* Shout Down
* Physical Intimidation
* In Your Face
* Punch Twice As Hard
* The Chicago Way


Campfire Sing-A-Longs

Every night all campers will gather around the fire to roast tofu wieners and sing a recommended number of progressive songs:

* This Land is Not Your Land, You Blood-Sucking Capitalist Pig.
* He Ain’t Heavy, He’s Big Brother
* If I Had a Hammer and a Sickle
* Obama’s Got the Whole World in His Hand
* New York Times, They Are Never Changin’
* Where Have All the Republicans Gone

Your child's awareness will skyrocket after playing these fun games:

* Leap Prog
* Pin the Tail on the Running Dog
* Hide, Seek, N Report
* Hot Beet
* Shovel-Ready Races


KEYWORDS: chicagopolitics; cultureofcorruption; kamp; obama; obamajugend; obamayouth; summercamp

1 posted on 08/10/2009 5:17:13 PM PDT by Bean Counter
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To: Bean Counter

I say we punch back the 0bamaNazi 4x as much.

2 posted on 08/10/2009 5:20:01 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
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To: Bean Counter

‘Did I ever tell you, old boy,’ he said, chuckling round the stem of his pipe, ‘about the time when those two nippers of mine set fire to the old market-woman’s skirt because they saw her wrapping up sausages in a poster of B.B.? Sneaked up behind her and set fire to it with a box of matches. Burned her quite badly, I believe. Little beggars, eh? But keen as mustard! That’s a first-rate training they give them in the Spies nowadays — better than in my day, even. What d’you think’s the latest thing they’ve served them out with? Ear trumpets for listening through keyholes! My little girl brought one home the other night — tried it out on our sitting-room door, and reckoned she could hear twice as much as with her ear to the hole. Of course it’s only a toy, mind you. Still, gives ‘em the right idea, eh? - 1984, part 1, chapter 5

3 posted on 08/10/2009 5:29:16 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Obama's medical nationalization bill reads like Atlas Shrugged with doctors instead of railroads.)
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To: Paladin2

It worked for the Red army they hit Berlin with 1.5 million troops.

4 posted on 08/10/2009 5:41:43 PM PDT by omega4179 ((/) Happened)
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