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January 20, Year 20 AO
Flopping Aces ^ | 08-14-09 | nocomme1

Posted on 08/14/2009 7:48:50 AM PDT by Starman417

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Early morning sunlight flashed in Bill’s face, which wrinkled in irritation. He rolled on his back, leaving the worst of the light on his shoulder but too late; the sun had done its job. He was awake. He lay there for another minute or two but finally caved in to the inevitable, threw the heavy blankets aside and sat up, dropping his feet to the floor.

Brr. Freezing. He got up, the chill starting to sink in, and looked at his thermostat. 60 degrees. *SIGH* It was on days like this that he missed being able to set his temperature as he liked it instead of having a federally regulated thermostat set it for him. He knew a couple of tech-savvy guys who had hacked theirs and set it so that they were comfortable. Later they said it was almost worth the huge fine they had to pay and the public shaming. Almost. Bill had a sneaking admiration for them but realized, of course that carbon crimes were no small matter.

He opened his small closet and pulled out his robe and wrapped it tightly around himself , walked into his cramped living room and plopped down on the sofa, picked up the remote, hit the Power button and… the TV actually turned on! . Excellent. Thank goodness for sunny days. Since electricity had started to get so expensive back in the early Change days most folks had done the only sensible thing and had gone green. Of course with any worthwhile endeavor there were sacrifices to be made and the fact that most green technologies were a bit, well dodgy, just had to be accepted. On a really cloudy day his rooftop sun collector produced about enough power to keep his refrigerator going and keep his quota of four, 60 watt max energy saver light bulbs on. But today he had heat and TV, too.

The Today Show was on with perpetual hostess Chelsea Clinton looking perky and aging-and-never-perky host Sean Penn looking deeply serious as usual as they announced all the day’s big events.

“This is an anniversary of, continuing on in the grand tradition of, the way things have moved on into an ever more uplifting fashion. Celebrating freeness in the spread of deeply human facts for gay-bi-trans-animi-Earthers everywhere”, intoned the inscrutable Mr. Penn. His rather eccentric syntax used to be a source of some amusement in the past before word came down that anyone mocking Mr. Penn was an agent of the vast-right-wing-neo-conservative cabal that was intent on destroying all that was good, decent and multicultural in the world. Now he was given the serious attention that was his due.

(Excerpt) Read more at floppingaces.net ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: liberal; obama; penn

1 posted on 08/14/2009 7:48:50 AM PDT by Starman417
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To: Starman417
Excellent!! Today's fiction -> tomorrow's reality
2 posted on 08/14/2009 8:02:03 AM PDT by RedStateGuyTrappedinCT
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To: Starman417

This would make a great commercial for 2010!!!


3 posted on 08/14/2009 8:09:56 AM PDT by HOYA97 (Hoya Saxa = What Rocks)
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To: RedStateGuyTrappedinCT

Excellent!! Today’s fiction -> tomorrow’s reality

And the only way to stop this is to secede????


4 posted on 08/14/2009 9:22:22 AM PDT by inkdude
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