To: Shellybenoit; Liz; writer33; AT7Saluki
This is a true story. The New York Daily News had the pictures. Senator Kennedy was vacationing off the coast of the South of France. He was in a boat, a speedboat with a quite-attractive young woman, and they were both decked out in their swimsuits. And we know this because there were helicopters, you know, paparazzi taking pictures. One of the pictures from the New York Daily News shows the woman diving off the side of the boat for a swim. The next picture shows Senator Kennedy doing the cannonball going in after her (which is probably the first time he went in the water after a woman).
The next couple pictures show him back in the boat engaged in hanky-panky -- and the pictures got shown around before they were published in the New York Daily News and they showed them to Senator Howell Heflin of Alabama. And Heflin looked at it said (doing legendary Heflin impression), "Well, I do declare! Ha! It sho'nuff look to me like Senator Kennedy done changed his position on offshore drillin'."
posted on 08/28/2009 3:51:40 PM PDT
(Tea Totaler, PROUD Birther, Mobster)
LOL! You owe me a new keyboard for that one!
posted on 08/28/2009 5:10:50 PM PDT
(Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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