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To: Shellybenoit

Well then, maybe Kennedy would like these about him?

Q: Why isn’t Teddy being buried at sea?
A: That wouldn’t be any fun; he’s already dead.

Q: How long would it take Ted Kennedy to roof a house?”
A: Depends on how thin you slice him.


9 posted on 08/28/2009 12:46:28 PM PDT by ScottinVA (I remember Jack Kennedy... Jack Kennedy was a President of mine.. and Teddy, you're no Jack Kennedy!)
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To: ScottinVA

The funeral home saved money on embalming old Teddy, he was already pickled.


10 posted on 08/28/2009 12:56:20 PM PDT by sbMKE
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