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DUmmie FUnnies 09-09-09 (Obama Speech: DUmmies Slam Grandstanding Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 9, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/09/2009 8:23:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Note to William Rivers Pitt. You're political poison to the Democrats. Get used to it. Your Fitzmas Hail Mary pass stating that Karl Rove had been indicted on May 12, 2006 has rendered you permanently toxic to that party. Even a NUtcase like Van Jones got hired while you still languish in trust fund kid obscurity. So the little grandstand stunt you pulled tonight sucking up to Obama minutes after his speech even earned you the disgust of your fellow DUmmies. Nice try, Will, but your suckup THREAD, "He parked it" accomplished you nothing but the mockery of many other DUmmies. So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt try to break out of his isolated hell in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, fully prepared to crash a certain wedding next month, is in the [barackets]:

He parked it.

[Pitt barfed it.]

My apologies to The Permanently Annoyed And Angry here on DU.

[Stated the Perpetrator of the Fitzmas Fraud in an attempt to attain moral superiority.]

The President explained this situation as it stands.

[By his lukewarm support of the sacred Public Option?]

Love the man or hate him, but if the matter isn't clear after tonight, i.e if you ***still*** don't get it, well...either you're being stupid on purpose, which is bad enough, ot you're just dumb by accident, which is a goddam shame...

[DUmb enough to swallow the Fitzmas Fraud served up by one Jason Leopold and then be DUmb enough to swallow his laughable 24 business hours excuse like a wide-eyed sucker?]

...either way, I don't care.

[You're losing your touch. It should be "I. don't. care."]

The President spoke tonight, and he parked it.

[Yeah, he parked Public Option in the DUmpster.]

Period.

End of file.

See you tomorrow.

[Slurp. Burp. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... And now to the DUmmies who no longer genuflect in the presence of the Magic Man...]

Sounded Good. But in substance, he abandoned the cause, again

[Public Option---Under the bus!]

Please explain how. I'll wait.

[Stated Pitt while nursing a beer.]

Bully for you, Will. If anyone disagrees with your take on the situation, they're either stupid or just dumb. Nice. If you don't care, why bother saying it? Just needed to share your ego with us this evening?

[Sharing his ego is the same as grandstanding.]

Is it so important to you that a thread I started get this kind of treatment? If so, what does that say about you? I think it says you need a hobby. Just sayin'.

[Pitt's hobby is collecting bottles and watching Democrat political history pass him by.]

Gee, you attack people and then cry foul when they respond. I'd say you need a hobby but it seems condescension is hobby enough for you.

[Pitt really can't descend much more in his condescension. Fitzmas pretty much caused that condition.]

Where did I attack? Please explain.

[Inquired the Pittster.]

Umm...did you read your own OP?

[Riposted the DUmmie.]

I did. Did you? pzzzzzzzzzzzzcheeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Fool.

[Pitt proving adept at earning enemies and alienating friends.]

Gee more condescending attacks from you. Are you drunk again?

[You need to ask?]

Sock puppet

[Um, I would brink up the topic of Sockpuppets Pitt. It brings back so many painful and embarrassing memories.]

Sorry no. I've been around here for years. I've just seen your condescending crap (or drunken rants) several times

[Drunken rants are what makes Pitt so much FUn to read!]

I guess all the change we were promised was only to feed the meter. He's going to run up quite a tab over the next three years.

[Put this DUmmie in the "Didn't Park it" camp.]

We will have the public option by May 12.

[LOL! And I'm glad I caught it before Skinner had a chance to delete that FUnnie observation.]

Oh wow, I am so intimidated. You are the smartest man in the room.

[How can you be sarcastic towards the man "where celebrity goes to die?"]


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Fitzmas pretty much self-vetted Pitt from any Obama job.
1 posted on 09/09/2009 8:23:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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2 posted on 09/09/2009 8:23:48 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Why buy health insurance at all if you can't be turned down for any pre-existing conditions?)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 09/09/2009 8:25:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix

So Pitt is still trying to get a job with Obama. ha!


4 posted on 09/09/2009 8:26:49 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (ladies and gentlemen we are winning.Now it is time to work twice as hard)
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To: PJ-Comix

It must be tough to never be taken seriously after having been worshipped. LOL


5 posted on 09/09/2009 8:27:47 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: PJ-Comix

Pitt is typical of DU.


6 posted on 09/09/2009 8:28:58 PM PDT by Eaker (If you have a problem and If explosives are an option then explosives are THE answer.)
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To: PJ-Comix

7 or 8


7 posted on 09/09/2009 8:30:12 PM PDT by listenhillary (We became community organizers and Obama and the Statists get p*ssed off at us?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5?


8 posted on 09/09/2009 8:30:47 PM PDT by politicalmerc (If Birthers are so silly, then why not show the BC and put them to shame?)
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To: PJ-Comix

We will have the public option by May 12.

How many business days is that?


9 posted on 09/09/2009 8:31:00 PM PDT by listenhillary (We became community organizers and Obama and the Statists get p*ssed off at us?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


10 posted on 09/09/2009 8:31:56 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (El mundo entero se cansó de Chávez)
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To: PJ-Comix

Who is Pitt?


11 posted on 09/09/2009 8:33:19 PM PDT by diamond6 (Is SIDS preventable? www.Stopsidsnow.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

That was fast. Heh heh bunch of babies..


12 posted on 09/09/2009 8:35:13 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
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To: PJ-Comix
We will have the public option by May 12.

It that business months?

13 posted on 09/09/2009 8:35:21 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow, they used to worship Pitt over there. Sad.


14 posted on 09/09/2009 8:36:11 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Socialism is the plundering of the productive by the unaccountable)
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To: PJ-Comix

“He parked it”?

What does that mean? Obama stalled the debate like a parked car???


15 posted on 09/09/2009 8:37:42 PM PDT by PowerPro (2009 - Conservative Revolution Reborn (Go Palin!))
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To: PJ-Comix

Aaaaawwwwww, no love for the tubby one. Ha ha.


16 posted on 09/09/2009 8:39:26 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20!


17 posted on 09/09/2009 8:39:54 PM PDT by BattleHymn
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He parked it.

Moonbats barked it.

18 posted on 09/09/2009 8:41:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obama porked it.)
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To: PJ-Comix
My apologies to The Permanently Annoyed And Angry here on DU.

From The Reliable Party Hack, Will the Shill.

19 posted on 09/09/2009 8:43:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Will shill for drink.)
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To: PowerPro

Pitt still has The Swimmer on the brain, what, with all of this car parking nonsense.


20 posted on 09/09/2009 8:44:15 PM PDT by BattleHymn
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To: PJ-Comix
The Permanently Annoyed And Angry here on DU.

That would be . . . just about all of them, actually.

21 posted on 09/09/2009 8:44:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Angry fire ants.)
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To: BattleHymn

Or, I guess I should say:

Parked, like a Kennedy parking an Oldsmobile.


22 posted on 09/09/2009 8:45:40 PM PDT by BattleHymn
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To: PJ-Comix
The President explained this situation as it stands.

Stand Up Next to a Situation.

23 posted on 09/09/2009 8:47:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt writes this article as he passes out.)
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To: PJ-Comix

http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com/2009/09/yo-joe-wilson-nails-it.html

my view, such as it is


24 posted on 09/09/2009 8:49:04 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com ............. http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

ROFL


25 posted on 09/09/2009 8:52:14 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: BattleHymn

Sorry the only thing that America is going to take from this speech is “YOU LIE!”.

Like it or not when a Representative heckles a sitting TOTUS that’s going to be the lead story.


26 posted on 09/09/2009 8:52:15 PM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: PowerPro

Perhaps he means that Obama couldn’t manage to turn the bus around so “He parked it.” Or maybe he just needs to stop for a while as he throws a few more people under the bus.


27 posted on 09/09/2009 8:57:35 PM PDT by eggman (Obama's Spread the Wealth will work just as well as Spread the Liabilities (sub-prime mortgages))
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To: BattleHymn
Exactly correct.
Analogous to someone parking his car in William River Pitt's garage.


28 posted on 09/09/2009 9:13:28 PM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: PJ-Comix

29 posted on 09/09/2009 9:16:29 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix
Gee, you attack people and then cry foul when they respond.

Pretty much describes Obama, too.

30 posted on 09/09/2009 9:30:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (When Obozos Attack.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Are you drunk again?

Your question assumes Bottomless Pitt at some point got un-drunk.

31 posted on 09/09/2009 9:33:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, the Democratic Dipsomaniac.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We will have the public option by May 12.

Merry Physmas!

32 posted on 09/09/2009 9:52:11 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Merry Physmas!)
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To: NeoCaveman
So Pitt is still trying to get a job with Obama. ha!


33 posted on 09/09/2009 9:57:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Still Will the Shill!)
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To: DJ MacWoW
It must be tough to never be taken seriously after having been worshipped.

Wow, they used to worship Pitt over there.

A Magic-Man Idol.

34 posted on 09/09/2009 10:00:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
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It must be tough to never be taken seriously after having been worshipped.

Wow, they used to worship Pitt over there.

From Pied Piper Pitt to Pwned Pariah Putz.

35 posted on 09/09/2009 10:03:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
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To: listenhillary

Or what trimester?


36 posted on 09/09/2009 10:06:44 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (I am only ONE of many real Jim Thompsons, yet I am ONE.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Very rarely will I laugh out loud while at the computer but that was damn funny!


37 posted on 09/09/2009 10:19:01 PM PDT by vlad335
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Very rarely will I laugh out loud while at the computer but that was damn funny!

Dittos!!!

38 posted on 09/09/2009 11:34:24 PM PDT by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL! Great pic!


39 posted on 09/10/2009 3:59:16 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Charles Henrickson
More ire directed at the Pied Piper overnight. Here is an example:

It seems like Mr. Pitt's honeymoon just ended abruptly tonight, which is pretty obvious when he asks everybody to explain is terse Haiku about Parking it, which can be interpreted as either good or back.

Parked it like "OK, now we know Universal Health Care" never had a chance, and he was OK with that or "OK, here is what your going to get, and you will like it"

Well, what he parked tonight was the ten ton weight of failure squarely on the DLC's shoulders, and now the Propagandists will come out and convince us the Single Payer is a bad thing, even though it is is national treasure in countries that have Universal Health Crae.

I reall hope Mr. Pitt doesn't turn into a rabid dog, compulsive cheerleader for this scam. So I'll wait till he sleeps on it.

[You need to get a schedule of Bukowski's operating hours.]

40 posted on 09/10/2009 4:06:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Charles Henrickson
More DUmmie disgust with the Pittster:

Typical William Pitt

"I have spoken. If you don't agree, you are stupid. End of discussion"

Jesus man, for years you've used the same tactic on this board. Get some new material.

Perhaps there are people here who were more concerned with the content than with the clarity.

[He. Barked. It.]

41 posted on 09/10/2009 4:15:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Yet another slam at the magic man:

Agree with you however that OP's attitude is mucho grating, but hey, whatever floats your boat i guess.

[Does a BS boat float in beer?]

42 posted on 09/10/2009 4:17:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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Sounded Good. But in substance, he abandoned the cause, again

[Public Option---Under the bus!]

Flip, flopped again. Who would have expected anything else.


Gee, you attack people and then cry foul when they respond. I'd say you need a hobby but it seems condescension is hobby enough for you.

[Pitt really can't descend much more in his condescension. Fitzmas pretty much caused that condition.]

Oh great, DUmmies fighting again about something small like this.


Gee more condescending attacks from you. Are you drunk again?

[You need to ask?]

Must have had "health" as the word to take a drink.


We will have the public option by May 12.

[LOL! And I'm glad I caught it before Skinner had a chance to delete that FUnnie observation.]

May 12. May 12. May 12. May 12. . . . That date has some other significance......

43 posted on 09/10/2009 4:39:49 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
The fact that Pitt declared that "He parked it" means that He did NOT park it. The thing about Pitt is that he is inevitably wrong. One of MANY examples is earlier this year when Pitt was gloating how the appointment of Judd Gregg to Secretary of Commerce meant that NH would have a Democrat senator as a replacement for him. So what happened? A day or two after Pitt posted his gloat, Gregg changed his mind and remained in the Senate. There are many other similar examples.

Oh and as to this specific case, I have already seen a video of a highly DISAPPOINTED Dennis Kucinich (Pitt was his press secretary until fired for betrayal) and he definitely did NOT think that "He parked it." In fact, it pretty much looks like Kucinich will vote AGAINST ObamaCare as it now stands.

44 posted on 09/10/2009 5:04:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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In fact, it pretty much looks like Kucinich will vote AGAINST ObamaCare as it now stands.

Wow! I didn't watch the liar last night, but every time I walked past the TV, I gave Hussein a one fingered salute with both hands. For that ***hole to say the obambi care won't add a cent is the biggest lie ever.

45 posted on 09/10/2009 5:26:04 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: PowerPro

Hit it out of the park, a home run.


46 posted on 09/10/2009 5:34:46 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL! Here is Pitt's latest Twitter POST.

Lagunitas Lucky 13 Red Ale on tap at Bukowski Tavern. Thirteen hops in the Lucky 13. I...can...see...through...time...

47 posted on 09/10/2009 5:40:57 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Pitt parks it ... on the barstool at Bukowski’s ... daily


48 posted on 09/10/2009 5:59:11 AM PDT by mikrofon (Pontificateur P3)
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To: PJ-Comix
convince us the Single Payer is a bad thing, even though it is is national treasure in countries that have Universal Health Crae.

I wonder how the people in Canada and the UK who died while waiting their turn for treatment by their nations' Universal Health Care systems felt about their "national treasure". Or those who died because of mis-diagnosis or improper treatment by incompetent medical personnel who work for the government for a mere pittance compared to what the same positions pay in our eeeviiill capitalist system.

In 2004 the average pay for doctors in Canada was about $110K per annum, and about 60K pounds for docs in the UK. I suppose socialists don't care so much about the quality of their health care as long as their doctors don't make more money than they do. IMHO plain old green-eyed jealousy is the main reason why we have a politically viable Democrat Party in the US.

49 posted on 09/10/2009 6:24:28 AM PDT by epow (Luke 11:21 "When a strong man armed keepeth his palace, his goods are in peace:")
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it pretty much looks like Kucinich will vote AGAINST ObamaCare as it now stands.

OH!bama's scheme at it's worst wasn't nearly socialistic enough to suit Kookie Kucinich, and if the so-called "public option" (which if I understand it properly is not optional unless you're willing to pay an annual stiff fine for NOT opting for it) is dropped he will oppose it to the bitter end.

Even OH!bama, one of the farthest far-left socialist (dare I say communist?) politicians ever to disgrace a major US political party, isn't anywhere near socialistic enough for Kookie.

50 posted on 09/10/2009 6:53:31 AM PDT by epow (Luke 11:21 "When a strong man armed keepeth his palace, his goods are in peace:")
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