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DUmmie FUnnies 09-09-09 (Obama Speech: DUmmies Slam Grandstanding Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 9, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/09/2009 8:23:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Note to William Rivers Pitt. You're political poison to the Democrats. Get used to it. Your Fitzmas Hail Mary pass stating that Karl Rove had been indicted on May 12, 2006 has rendered you permanently toxic to that party. Even a NUtcase like Van Jones got hired while you still languish in trust fund kid obscurity. So the little grandstand stunt you pulled tonight sucking up to Obama minutes after his speech even earned you the disgust of your fellow DUmmies. Nice try, Will, but your suckup THREAD, "He parked it" accomplished you nothing but the mockery of many other DUmmies. So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt try to break out of his isolated hell in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, fully prepared to crash a certain wedding next month, is in the [barackets]:

He parked it.

[Pitt barfed it.]

My apologies to The Permanently Annoyed And Angry here on DU.

[Stated the Perpetrator of the Fitzmas Fraud in an attempt to attain moral superiority.]

The President explained this situation as it stands.

[By his lukewarm support of the sacred Public Option?]

Love the man or hate him, but if the matter isn't clear after tonight, i.e if you ***still*** don't get it, well...either you're being stupid on purpose, which is bad enough, ot you're just dumb by accident, which is a goddam shame...

[DUmb enough to swallow the Fitzmas Fraud served up by one Jason Leopold and then be DUmb enough to swallow his laughable 24 business hours excuse like a wide-eyed sucker?]

...either way, I don't care.

[You're losing your touch. It should be "I. don't. care."]

The President spoke tonight, and he parked it.

[Yeah, he parked Public Option in the DUmpster.]

Period.

End of file.

See you tomorrow.

[Slurp. Burp. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... And now to the DUmmies who no longer genuflect in the presence of the Magic Man...]

Sounded Good. But in substance, he abandoned the cause, again

[Public Option---Under the bus!]

Please explain how. I'll wait.

[Stated Pitt while nursing a beer.]

Bully for you, Will. If anyone disagrees with your take on the situation, they're either stupid or just dumb. Nice. If you don't care, why bother saying it? Just needed to share your ego with us this evening?

[Sharing his ego is the same as grandstanding.]

Is it so important to you that a thread I started get this kind of treatment? If so, what does that say about you? I think it says you need a hobby. Just sayin'.

[Pitt's hobby is collecting bottles and watching Democrat political history pass him by.]

Gee, you attack people and then cry foul when they respond. I'd say you need a hobby but it seems condescension is hobby enough for you.

[Pitt really can't descend much more in his condescension. Fitzmas pretty much caused that condition.]

Where did I attack? Please explain.

[Inquired the Pittster.]

Umm...did you read your own OP?

[Riposted the DUmmie.]

I did. Did you? pzzzzzzzzzzzzcheeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Fool.

[Pitt proving adept at earning enemies and alienating friends.]

Gee more condescending attacks from you. Are you drunk again?

[You need to ask?]

Sock puppet

[Um, I would brink up the topic of Sockpuppets Pitt. It brings back so many painful and embarrassing memories.]

Sorry no. I've been around here for years. I've just seen your condescending crap (or drunken rants) several times

[Drunken rants are what makes Pitt so much FUn to read!]

I guess all the change we were promised was only to feed the meter. He's going to run up quite a tab over the next three years.

[Put this DUmmie in the "Didn't Park it" camp.]

We will have the public option by May 12.

[LOL! And I'm glad I caught it before Skinner had a chance to delete that FUnnie observation.]

Oh wow, I am so intimidated. You are the smartest man in the room.

[How can you be sarcastic towards the man "where celebrity goes to die?"]


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Fitzmas pretty much self-vetted Pitt from any Obama job.
1 posted on 09/09/2009 8:23:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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2 posted on 09/09/2009 8:23:48 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Why buy health insurance at all if you can't be turned down for any pre-existing conditions?)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 09/09/2009 8:25:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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So Pitt is still trying to get a job with Obama. ha!


4 posted on 09/09/2009 8:26:49 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (ladies and gentlemen we are winning.Now it is time to work twice as hard)
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It must be tough to never be taken seriously after having been worshipped. LOL


5 posted on 09/09/2009 8:27:47 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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Pitt is typical of DU.


6 posted on 09/09/2009 8:28:58 PM PDT by Eaker (If you have a problem and If explosives are an option then explosives are THE answer.)
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7 or 8


7 posted on 09/09/2009 8:30:12 PM PDT by listenhillary (We became community organizers and Obama and the Statists get p*ssed off at us?)
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Top 5?


8 posted on 09/09/2009 8:30:47 PM PDT by politicalmerc (If Birthers are so silly, then why not show the BC and put them to shame?)
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We will have the public option by May 12.

How many business days is that?


9 posted on 09/09/2009 8:31:00 PM PDT by listenhillary (We became community organizers and Obama and the Statists get p*ssed off at us?)
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Top 10?


10 posted on 09/09/2009 8:31:56 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (El mundo entero se cansó de Chávez)
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Who is Pitt?


11 posted on 09/09/2009 8:33:19 PM PDT by diamond6 (Is SIDS preventable? www.Stopsidsnow.com)
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That was fast. Heh heh bunch of babies..


12 posted on 09/09/2009 8:35:13 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
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We will have the public option by May 12.

It that business months?

13 posted on 09/09/2009 8:35:21 PM PDT by eddie willers
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Wow, they used to worship Pitt over there. Sad.


14 posted on 09/09/2009 8:36:11 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Socialism is the plundering of the productive by the unaccountable)
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“He parked it”?

What does that mean? Obama stalled the debate like a parked car???


15 posted on 09/09/2009 8:37:42 PM PDT by PowerPro (2009 - Conservative Revolution Reborn (Go Palin!))
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Aaaaawwwwww, no love for the tubby one. Ha ha.


16 posted on 09/09/2009 8:39:26 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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Top 20!


17 posted on 09/09/2009 8:39:54 PM PDT by BattleHymn
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He parked it.

Moonbats barked it.

18 posted on 09/09/2009 8:41:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obama porked it.)
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My apologies to The Permanently Annoyed And Angry here on DU.

From The Reliable Party Hack, Will the Shill.

19 posted on 09/09/2009 8:43:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Will shill for drink.)
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Pitt still has The Swimmer on the brain, what, with all of this car parking nonsense.


20 posted on 09/09/2009 8:44:15 PM PDT by BattleHymn
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