Skip to comments.White (Trash) Power!
Posted on 09/12/2009 7:55:44 PM PDT by B-Chan
As a snob, I have little use for the typical NASCAR-watching, foam-hat-wearing, tract-house-dwelling American lump. I find such people to be boorish, clownish, and largely incapable of rational thought.
And the upper crust of the Republican Party feels the same way that I do. They detest the average American.
However, at least Im not going around pretending to be a friend of the common man. Im open about my better-than-thou attitude, which is one of the many reasons you will never see me running for any political office. The same cant be said for the typical GOP representative. He or she lies about his or her feelings towards the people who elect them. Republican politicians pretend that they are just plain folks, working for the best interests of the average truck-drivin, bass-fishin, wage-earnin Sam and Susie, when in reality most of them are the same slimeball car dealers, bank managers, and lawyers who make their livings ripping Sam and Susie off.
Attention, Walmart shoppers: if you ever want to have any real political power, you are going to have to quit voting for the Republican Party. You are going to have to elect someone like yourselves a dumb, snake-handling hick with a smooth line of BS and enough native animal cunning to take the Smart Guys on and win. You need a combination of Larry the Cable Guy and John Dillinger, some guy who drinks Lite beer, has eight kids by six mothers, and can fix a truck while drunk. You need Lester, Leroy, Lonnie, or Bubba up there in Congress.
Of course, if this happens, the Average Joes will just turn the country into a larger version of the trailer parks they all come from, but Id rather see them ruin things in their smelly, grotesque, all-too-human way than watch America engineered into a gulag by a bunch of pseudo-intellectual affirmative action cases and the hyper-rich cyborg capitalist slime who pull their strings.
Only the raw, unwashed force of White Trash can destroy the two-party structure that runs America. As a card-carrying snob, I exhort the average American to seize the reins of power. Rise from your fetid, piss-reeking, crumb-encrusted living room couches, Walmart shoppers, and smash the state!
white trash is color blind.
So...you’re admitting that you wrote this?
I really do not like the use of the phrase: “White Trash”.
It is clearly racist.
The world wants to save the poor, unless they’re white and poor. Then they’re just trash.
It’s disgusting, and just as hurtful as blacks using ‘nigger’ to refer to one another.
Ah this is satire?...hello?....
This is ‘SOMEONE had a few too many celebratory shots of peach schnapps and decided there was something they just had to get off their chests’ type-stuff...epic, really.
It’s Nigga. Put an “R” in the word and you’ll get your ass capped.
I'm white trash and proud of it.
We're going to kick the country clobbers running the the GOP to the curb and call out the commies in government and the media by name.
It’s Nigga. Put an “R” in the word and you’ll get your ass capped.
I don’t use “white trash”, I prefer the term “redneck”. As Jeff Foxworthy says “being a redneck is just having a gloriuos absense of sophistication.”
You are correct.
You're trying way too hard, here.
That, to me, says that you're quite a bit more familiar with lowbrow ways, yourself, than you'd have us believe. Some things, you don't have to point out. It just shows. Bloviating about it only makes it more obvious.
I detest people who place themselves as God. Guess I'll have to live with the "smell". LOL (Where does this person live anyway? What a weird view of Americans in general)
Fetid? Piss-reeking? Crumb-encrusted?
Son, I do believe you’ve mistaken us for Michael Moore.
Two different critters, apples and oranges.
Rush, is that you?
So, you dislike native, southern, white Protestants, and anyone like them. You're not alone, there, but you don't like the company of those who agree with you, let alone their political bent. So, you're stuck with us, aghast.
You're a very conflicted person, B-Chan. Go find your precious monarchy, if you can quit us, lol. We certainly don't want monarchy, not now, and not when our fourth, fifth or sixth great grandfathers fought and won the Revolution that gave you the right to make yourself sound like the effete poseurs we defeated.
All that and not a word about dove hunting. Hell, I thought it was September.
I prefer paper backs.
Here’s my question:
“When General Jackson posed for his statue
did he stand barefoot, blinking and blank?”
So many of those trash guys died and were wounded, saving the world from Hitler and his racism.
Guilty as charged, I guess.
Leave the donkey out of it.
Only if we let such words be hurtful. As a whitey, I could not care less if I am called a cracker, honky or whatnot. I refuse to lower myself by insisting on making a federal case out of every instance in which someone uses a stupid word to describe people who look like me.
Should be: Guilty as charged, I reckon.
Good attitude. Kudos.
Better not get any crumbs on your couch, the author will send the department of health over and put the entire state of Texas in a bio-hazard bag.
To quote Montie Python:
“That’s the kind of Phylistiene Pig Ignorance we’ve come to expect from you non-productive garbage.”
I’ve seen this kind of mindless, Neo-Marxist, bed-wetting, Exorcist pea soup spitting before. It’s done from low rent appartment dwellers on perpetual welfare that couldn’t keep a job. Their best know accomplishments are their abbility to fake Turette Syndrome to legitimize their SSI checks.
They laugh amoung themselves cooking up their spew like a circle jerk party or a bunch of freaks lighting their own farts.
It would be cheeper and expend less effort if they left the US and moved to the “socialist utopia” (ha ha) that they so brag about. But instead, because they can’t do the math, they go about like insaine roaches destroying and grafting from the neighborhood they live.
They hand out medals to themselves lacking from the start the most important part of where the medal rests, THE CHEST TO PIN IT ON.
The real insaine part of their stupidity is that they think they will gain from all their efforts. As has occurred with every false utopia these same fools have signed on to over the course of human hystory, they won’t obtain anything from those spouting the false promises to them, they are low on the food chain, the usefull idiots, and they will be the first to be dead by the hand of the false prophet they served.
oops in a hurry, could have inserted spellcheck. No matter. Predictable as dogsh*t eaters they are, they will focus in on spelling and miss the point.
Talk about proof of the brat ignorance they have? There it is.
I think they are saying you smell....
Oh, is that it? So much of the semi-literate scrawl that passes my way these days is hard to decipher. Thanks for the translation!
Yea. I thought it would be over your head.
You got me, Perfesser!
Wasn’t that difficult. /yawn
It’s amazing what Dicon rat poison can accomplish.
I think Mike Huckabee is your guy.
I think you may need to learn the lesson I learned a few years ago. I asked an uneducated blue collar worker why he never went to school to contribute something "real" to the world before he died. He looked me in the eye with calm sincerity said, "Everyone has their place in this world and we all have something to give. The important thing is that we all do the best that we can to make it all work for everyone". It humbled me.
Stop expecting everyone to live up to the expectations you place on yourself. Some are happy to live a humble life..in fact, they are proud of it. They don't ask for much but just a little respect and understanding.....
Your post IMHO, is the epitome of true “trash”.
(... and you say you are a Catholic in your tag.. shameful)
You appear to be the perfect witch doctor for him. Maybe a little of that peyote you toke will help him. Throw in a little pubic hair of Polosi and crotch fungus of Barny Frank and voooooaallllaaa B-Chan will be his old rational self again.
I'm not a witch doctor. My mother was Catholic and my father Protestant. I have some understanding of the misunderstandings between the two religions. My loving father lead me to be a Protestant..and you sir are not like any Protestant I have ever met. Christians do not throw Bible bricks at other Christians. We have common enemies to fight. Stand together or fall one at a time.
Death the GREAT LEVELER.
Larry the Cable Guy is a fictional character.
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