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White (Trash) Power!
The Bitpig Rant ^ | 2009.09.12 | Bitpig [B-Chan]

Posted on 09/12/2009 7:55:44 PM PDT by B-Chan

As a snob, I have little use for the typical NASCAR-watching, foam-hat-wearing, tract-house-dwelling American lump. I find such people to be boorish, clownish, and largely incapable of rational thought.

And the upper crust of the Republican Party feels the same way that I do. They detest the average American.

However, at least I’m not going around pretending to be a friend of the common man. I’m open about my better-than-thou attitude, which is one of the many reasons you will never see me running for any political office. The same can’t be said for the typical GOP “representative”. He or she lies about his or her feelings towards the people who elect them. Republican politicians pretend that they are “just plain folks”, working for the best interests of the average truck-drivin’, bass-fishin’, wage-earnin’ Sam and Susie, when in reality most of them are the same slimeball car dealers, bank managers, and lawyers who make their livings ripping Sam and Susie off.

Attention, Walmart shoppers: if you ever want to have any real political power, you are going to have to quit voting for the Republican Party. You are going to have to elect someone like yourselves — a dumb, snake-handling hick with a smooth line of BS and enough native animal cunning to take the Smart Guys on and win. You need a combination of Larry the Cable Guy and John Dillinger, some guy who drinks Lite beer, has eight kids by six mothers, and can fix a truck while drunk. You need Lester, Leroy, Lonnie, or Bubba up there in Congress.

Of course, if this happens, the Average Joes will just turn the country into a larger version of the trailer parks they all come from, but I’d rather see them ruin things in their smelly, grotesque, all-too-human way than watch America engineered into a gulag by a bunch of pseudo-intellectual affirmative action cases and the hyper-rich cyborg capitalist slime who pull their strings.

Only the raw, unwashed force of White Trash can destroy the two-party structure that runs America. As a card-carrying snob, I exhort the average American to seize the reins of power. Rise from your fetid, piss-reeking, crumb-encrusted living room couches, Walmart shoppers, and smash the state!


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: elitism; politics; republican; silliness; whitetrash
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1 posted on 09/12/2009 7:55:44 PM PDT by B-Chan
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To: B-Chan

white trash is color blind.


2 posted on 09/12/2009 8:00:49 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (hang the Czars.)
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To: B-Chan

So...you’re admitting that you wrote this?


3 posted on 09/12/2009 8:01:06 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs (You know how it is: you wait ages for a good sperm story and then they all come at once.)
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To: B-Chan

I really do not like the use of the phrase: “White Trash”.

It is clearly racist.

The world wants to save the poor, unless they’re white and poor. Then they’re just trash.

It’s disgusting, and just as hurtful as blacks using ‘nigger’ to refer to one another.


4 posted on 09/12/2009 8:01:57 PM PDT by Boucheau
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To: B-Chan

Ah this is satire?...hello?....


5 posted on 09/12/2009 8:01:58 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Obama plans to fix America like he fixed his dog)
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To: tophat9000

No.


6 posted on 09/12/2009 8:03:22 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: B-Chan
And we love you too.
7 posted on 09/12/2009 8:03:48 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: tophat9000

This is ‘SOMEONE had a few too many celebratory shots of peach schnapps and decided there was something they just had to get off their chests’ type-stuff...epic, really.


8 posted on 09/12/2009 8:05:18 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs (You know how it is: you wait ages for a good sperm story and then they all come at once.)
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To: Boucheau

It’s Nigga. Put an “R” in the word and you’ll get your ass capped.


9 posted on 09/12/2009 8:09:01 PM PDT by metalurgist (Want America back? It'll take guns and rope. We're too far gone.)
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To: Boucheau
I really do not like the use of the phrase: “White Trash”. It is clearly racist It’s disgusting.

I'm white trash and proud of it.

We're going to kick the country clobbers running the the GOP to the curb and call out the commies in government and the media by name.

10 posted on 09/12/2009 8:09:19 PM PDT by Rome2000 (OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST CRYPTO-MUSLIM)
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To: Boucheau

It’s Nigga. Put an “R” in the word and you’ll get your ass capped.


11 posted on 09/12/2009 8:10:09 PM PDT by metalurgist (Want America back? It'll take guns and rope. We're too far gone.)
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To: Rome2000
What this man describes as white trash is also the overwhelming majority of our soldiers in the Armed Forces, as well as many of the 9-11 rescuers. ObamaCare Jokes Obama Jokes
12 posted on 09/12/2009 8:13:34 PM PDT by tbw2 (Freeper sci-fi - "Humanity's Edge" - on amazon.com)
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To: Rome2000

I don’t use “white trash”, I prefer the term “redneck”. As Jeff Foxworthy says “being a redneck is just having a gloriuos absense of sophistication.”


13 posted on 09/12/2009 8:16:20 PM PDT by chae (I am karmic retribution)
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To: tbw2

You are correct.


14 posted on 09/12/2009 8:17:28 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan
My goodness, what a pantload of snotty invective, from a self-appointed, putative "better."

You're trying way too hard, here.

That, to me, says that you're quite a bit more familiar with lowbrow ways, yourself, than you'd have us believe. Some things, you don't have to point out. It just shows. Bloviating about it only makes it more obvious.

15 posted on 09/12/2009 8:17:45 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: RegulatorCountry

16 posted on 09/12/2009 8:19:29 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan
"I’d rather see them ruin things in their smelly, grotesque, all-too-human way than watch America engineered into a gulag by a bunch of pseudo-intellectual affirmative action cases and the hyper-rich cyborg capitalist slime who pull their strings. "

I detest people who place themselves as God. Guess I'll have to live with the "smell". LOL (Where does this person live anyway? What a weird view of Americans in general)

17 posted on 09/12/2009 8:21:33 PM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: B-Chan

Fetid? Piss-reeking? Crumb-encrusted?

Son, I do believe you’ve mistaken us for Michael Moore.


18 posted on 09/12/2009 8:22:25 PM PDT by RichInOC (I want to play Moon Pie Frisbee with Mikey until I get tired.)
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To: chae

Two different critters, apples and oranges.


19 posted on 09/12/2009 8:23:50 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (DON'T LET THEM HIJACK THIS!)
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To: B-Chan

Rush, is that you?


20 posted on 09/12/2009 8:24:12 PM PDT by stboz
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To: stboz

LOL!


21 posted on 09/12/2009 8:27:05 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: Rome2000
"If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there, in those swarming disregarded masses, 85 percent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated... If only they could somehow become conscious of their own strength." -- George Orwell, 1984
22 posted on 09/12/2009 8:28:23 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan
LOL, the truth is, you couldn't distinguish among the people you disdain to save your neck. You wouldn't know genuine white trash if they took you out muddin’ and dumped you in the swamp. The concept of genteel poor would be completely lost on you, as would be the unspoken importance of family accomplishments going back two, three, even four centuries. You're commenting out of your area of familiarity, and it shows, comically, but you're not in on the joke.

So, you dislike native, southern, white Protestants, and anyone like them. You're not alone, there, but you don't like the company of those who agree with you, let alone their political bent. So, you're stuck with us, aghast.

You're a very conflicted person, B-Chan. Go find your precious monarchy, if you can quit us, lol. We certainly don't want monarchy, not now, and not when our fourth, fifth or sixth great grandfathers fought and won the Revolution that gave you the right to make yourself sound like the effete poseurs we defeated.

23 posted on 09/12/2009 8:35:43 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: B-Chan

All that and not a word about dove hunting. Hell, I thought it was September.


24 posted on 09/12/2009 8:39:20 PM PDT by VR-21 (If it's a vision of the future you want......)
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To: B-Chan
I get it..you live in Texas. The heat must have an effect on the smell factor. Seriously, is it that bad? I've been to Texas a few times. Where are these creatures you speak of with such disdain? Tell us what you really think. LOL. I didn't see any trailers while I was there...just miles of little ranch houses surrounding miles of concrete buildings and road.
25 posted on 09/12/2009 8:39:55 PM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: tbw2

I prefer paper backs.


26 posted on 09/12/2009 8:46:52 PM PDT by nomad
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To: B-Chan

Here’s my question:

“When General Jackson posed for his statue
did he stand barefoot, blinking and blank?”

So many of those trash guys died and were wounded, saving the world from Hitler and his racism.


27 posted on 09/12/2009 8:48:29 PM PDT by AmericanVictory (Should we be more like them or they more like we used to be?)
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To: B-Chan
I was eating a fried chicken leg and a biscuit while reading this thread, having just returned home from Cabela's where I'd purchased a RealTree® camo long sleeve shirt and some gun lubricant.

Guilty as charged, I guess.

28 posted on 09/12/2009 8:50:50 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid
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To: metalurgist
Put an “R” in the word and you’ll get your ass capped

Leave the donkey out of it.

Peace.

29 posted on 09/12/2009 9:02:40 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Boucheau
It’s disgusting, and just as hurtful as blacks using ‘nigger’ to refer to one another.

Only if we let such words be hurtful. As a whitey, I could not care less if I am called a cracker, honky or whatnot. I refuse to lower myself by insisting on making a federal case out of every instance in which someone uses a stupid word to describe people who look like me.

30 posted on 09/12/2009 9:02:53 PM PDT by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: The KG9 Kid
“Guilty as charged, I guess.”

Should be: Guilty as charged, I reckon.

Semper~Fi

31 posted on 09/12/2009 9:08:03 PM PDT by Semper Mark ("The future ain't what it used to be." - Yogi Berra)
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To: pnh102

Good attitude. Kudos.


32 posted on 09/12/2009 9:13:31 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: The KG9 Kid
"I was eating a fried chicken leg and a biscuit while reading this thread.."

Better not get any crumbs on your couch, the author will send the department of health over and put the entire state of Texas in a bio-hazard bag.

33 posted on 09/12/2009 9:13:41 PM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: Markos33

I reckon.

Semper Fi.


34 posted on 09/12/2009 9:22:09 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid
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To: RegulatorCountry; B-Chan

To quote Montie Python:

“That’s the kind of Phylistiene Pig Ignorance we’ve come to expect from you non-productive garbage.”

I’ve seen this kind of mindless, Neo-Marxist, bed-wetting, Exorcist pea soup spitting before. It’s done from low rent appartment dwellers on perpetual welfare that couldn’t keep a job. Their best know accomplishments are their abbility to fake Turette Syndrome to legitimize their SSI checks.

They laugh amoung themselves cooking up their spew like a circle jerk party or a bunch of freaks lighting their own farts.

It would be cheeper and expend less effort if they left the US and moved to the “socialist utopia” (ha ha) that they so brag about. But instead, because they can’t do the math, they go about like insaine roaches destroying and grafting from the neighborhood they live.

They hand out medals to themselves lacking from the start the most important part of where the medal rests, THE CHEST TO PIN IT ON.

The real insaine part of their stupidity is that they think they will gain from all their efforts. As has occurred with every false utopia these same fools have signed on to over the course of human hystory, they won’t obtain anything from those spouting the false promises to them, they are low on the food chain, the usefull idiots, and they will be the first to be dead by the hand of the false prophet they served.


35 posted on 09/12/2009 9:23:29 PM PDT by PRO 1 (POX on posters who's political bent causes them to refuse to be confused by the FACTS!!!!!!)
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To: PRO 1

oops in a hurry, could have inserted spellcheck. No matter. Predictable as dogsh*t eaters they are, they will focus in on spelling and miss the point.

Talk about proof of the brat ignorance they have? There it is.


36 posted on 09/12/2009 9:27:39 PM PDT by PRO 1 (POX on posters who's political bent causes them to refuse to be confused by the FACTS!!!!!!)
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37 posted on 09/12/2009 9:33:14 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan

I think they are saying you smell....


38 posted on 09/12/2009 9:34:48 PM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: Earthdweller

Oh, is that it? So much of the semi-literate scrawl that passes my way these days is hard to decipher. Thanks for the translation!


39 posted on 09/12/2009 9:49:08 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan

Yea. I thought it would be over your head.


40 posted on 09/12/2009 9:54:50 PM PDT by PRO 1 (POX on posters who's political bent causes them to refuse to be confused by the FACTS!!!!!!)
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To: PRO 1

You got me, Perfesser!


41 posted on 09/12/2009 9:56:14 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan

Wasn’t that difficult. /yawn

It’s amazing what Dicon rat poison can accomplish.


42 posted on 09/12/2009 10:01:40 PM PDT by PRO 1 (POX on posters who's political bent causes them to refuse to be confused by the FACTS!!!!!!)
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To: B-Chan

I think Mike Huckabee is your guy.


43 posted on 09/12/2009 10:08:11 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: B-Chan
Semi-literate? I thought it was fairly in-depth.

I think you may need to learn the lesson I learned a few years ago. I asked an uneducated blue collar worker why he never went to school to contribute something "real" to the world before he died. He looked me in the eye with calm sincerity said, "Everyone has their place in this world and we all have something to give. The important thing is that we all do the best that we can to make it all work for everyone". It humbled me.

Stop expecting everyone to live up to the expectations you place on yourself. Some are happy to live a humble life..in fact, they are proud of it. They don't ask for much but just a little respect and understanding.....

44 posted on 09/12/2009 10:09:16 PM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: B-Chan

Your post IMHO, is the epitome of true “trash”.

(... and you say you are a Catholic in your tag.. shameful)


45 posted on 09/12/2009 10:13:59 PM PDT by antceecee (Bless us Father.. have m ercy on us and protect us from evil.)
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To: Earthdweller
I thought B-Chan needed a therapist.

You appear to be the perfect witch doctor for him. Maybe a little of that peyote you toke will help him. Throw in a little pubic hair of Polosi and crotch fungus of Barny Frank and voooooaallllaaa B-Chan will be his old rational self again.

46 posted on 09/12/2009 10:19:29 PM PDT by PRO 1 (POX on posters who's political bent causes them to refuse to be confused by the FACTS!!!!!!)
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To: PRO 1
" Maybe a little of that peyote you toke will help him.

I'm not a witch doctor. My mother was Catholic and my father Protestant. I have some understanding of the misunderstandings between the two religions. My loving father lead me to be a Protestant..and you sir are not like any Protestant I have ever met. Christians do not throw Bible bricks at other Christians. We have common enemies to fight. Stand together or fall one at a time.

47 posted on 09/12/2009 10:30:14 PM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: B-Chan
You need a combination of Larry the Cable Guy and John Dillinger

hate to break it to you, but not even Larry the Cable Guy is a real Southerner/NASCAR guy. There are YouTube clips of him without his accent doing observational Seinfeld-type comedy in the 80s. He's actually from Nebraska & Florida!
48 posted on 09/12/2009 10:33:43 PM PDT by fours
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To: RegulatorCountry
Won't BChan be surprised when he stands in front of the Great White Throne Judgment as see the saints gathered around the throne. I hope the Father challenges him to repeat word for word what he just wrote in his essay. Think he'll be able to do it? I think not.

Death the GREAT LEVELER.

49 posted on 09/12/2009 10:46:55 PM PDT by ladyL (..)
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To: fours

Larry the Cable Guy is a fictional character.


50 posted on 09/12/2009 10:58:40 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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