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Complaints Fly As Brett Favre’s Walker Gets In The Way Of Browns’ Defenders
Elective Decisions ^ | 09/14/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 09/14/2009 3:49:13 PM PDT by writer33

Cleveland—Despite Adrian Peterson’s 285 yards rushing in the Minnesota Viking’s win over the Cleveland Browns on Sunday, September 13, 2009, many complaints have now surfaced from Cleveland defenders that were tripping over Brett Favre’s walker. Even Adrian Peterson had some issues after tripping over it himself several times in the first half of Sunday’s game.

“I know Favre’s an ageless quarterback,” claimed Peterson, “but the walker has got to go. It’s holding me back. Every time he drops back to hand the ball off, I trip over the damn thing.”

Currently, the Browns are petitioning the league to have the walker removed when Favre is on the playing field, but many in the media insists that it is only “fair” that a player of his advanced age is allowed the necessary tools to compete in today’s game—continuing a love affair that seemingly will never end.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: brettfavre; chrisdavis; minnesotavikings

1 posted on 09/14/2009 3:49:14 PM PDT by writer33
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To: Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 09/14/2009 3:49:58 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

3 posted on 09/14/2009 3:51:22 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: writer33

LOL
This is funnier than the Browns’ play yesterday which wasn’t very funny at all.


4 posted on 09/14/2009 3:51:41 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: writer33
Photobucket
5 posted on 09/14/2009 3:52:02 PM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Reqiescat in Pace)
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To: writer33

This Browns fan sez: Maybe Brady Quinn should try to not throw like Garo Ypremian.


6 posted on 09/14/2009 3:52:37 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: writer33
LOL

"and tomorrow we'll interview the Brown's defensive linesman who was flagged for jumping offsides when Farve's Jitterbug phone started ringing during the snap count."

7 posted on 09/14/2009 3:55:19 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
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To: MozartLover
Ping.

/johnny

8 posted on 09/14/2009 3:57:55 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: Billthedrill

Great picture, Billthedrill. Thanks for posting. I appreciate it.


9 posted on 09/14/2009 4:04:25 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: darkangel82

Glad you enjoyed it, darkangel82. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.


10 posted on 09/14/2009 4:05:13 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Kozak

Thanks for posting the graphic, Kozak. It’s perfect.


11 posted on 09/14/2009 4:05:56 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: BenLurkin

They’re still rebuilding. I think they have something with Brady Quinn, but Rome wasn’t built in a day.


12 posted on 09/14/2009 4:07:10 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: NonValueAdded
"and tomorrow we'll interview the Brown's defensive linesman who was flagged for jumping offsides when Farve's Jitterbug phone started ringing during the snap count."

Throw in a medical alert bracelet and we've got the trifecta. Great line, NVA. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

13 posted on 09/14/2009 4:08:50 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

bttt


14 posted on 09/14/2009 4:10:23 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: ConservativeMan55

Thanks for the bump, ConservativeMan55. I appreciate it.


15 posted on 09/14/2009 4:11:42 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

No problem.

I know of a Brett Favre fan here at my work
and she’ll be getting a copy of this on her desk lol.


16 posted on 09/14/2009 4:15:19 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: writer33

However Farve turns out, all he really has to do is not throw interceptions and convert a third down here and there to give the Vikings what they need, i.e. a way to distract the defense from focusing on Peterson.


17 posted on 09/14/2009 4:16:41 PM PDT by Tublecane
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To: Tublecane

Agreed. He will definitely help Peterson out.


18 posted on 09/14/2009 4:19:02 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: BenLurkin
Not too many of us around who remember that famous play!
19 posted on 09/14/2009 4:26:41 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard (truth--the liberal's kryptonite.)
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To: writer33

Hmmm didnt they win that game? Exactly! What does is say about the other QB’s that an old guy with a walker can kick their ass and and take their job!


20 posted on 09/14/2009 4:34:42 PM PDT by rwoodward
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To: rwoodward

They played well. No doubt about it. I just couldn’t resist the Favre satire.


21 posted on 09/14/2009 4:38:55 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

HA HA HA!! Very good!! :-)


22 posted on 09/14/2009 4:58:26 PM PDT by StarCMC (Sometimes you need a Jimmy Carter to get a Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33

Favre should qualify for the Americans With Disabilities Act. Even with a 2 stroke engine powering it. We must be fair to our disabled millionaires.


23 posted on 09/14/2009 5:08:12 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: writer33

I really thought you would go with my suggestion.

freak out the Left!


24 posted on 09/14/2009 5:19:18 PM PDT by right way right
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Some folks are confusing a power scooter with a walker, which is essentially an assembly of crutches.


25 posted on 09/14/2009 5:21:25 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla ("men of intemperate minds cannot be free. Their passions forge their fetters." -- Edmund Burke)
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To: writer33
"I've fallen down, and I can't get up! Call a time-out!"

-PJ

26 posted on 09/14/2009 5:23:39 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Comprehensive congressional reform legislation only yields incomprehensible bills that nobody reads.)
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To: right way right

It doesn’t mean I won’t go with your suggestion. There were many good ones.


27 posted on 09/14/2009 5:39:14 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Good one, PJ. I like it.


28 posted on 09/14/2009 5:41:43 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

I will remember this when the Vikings are in the Superbowl! And I will have my revenge!


29 posted on 09/14/2009 5:53:00 PM PDT by vpintheak (4-times an extremist)
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To: vpintheak

LOL! :-)


30 posted on 09/14/2009 5:57:41 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
"The walker must stay,” declared Peter King. “I hope he never retires. Every time he drops back to pass I have an orgasm!”

LOL

31 posted on 09/14/2009 6:47:14 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (ladies and gentlemen we are winning.Now it is time to work twice as hard)
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To: NeoCaveman

I figured you’d like that.


32 posted on 09/14/2009 6:51:24 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

laught while you can infidel!!!!! :~)


33 posted on 09/14/2009 8:40:46 PM PDT by vpintheak (4-times an extremist)
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To: writer33

I know, I am pretending to be important.

I am important and I am the the smartest in the room!

On the internet nobody needs to know your just a dog.


34 posted on 09/14/2009 9:40:03 PM PDT by right way right
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To: writer33

BTTT


35 posted on 09/15/2009 3:00:39 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: writer33
"I think they have something with Brady Quinn,"

I keep hearing this sentiment yet every time Quinn takes the field he is almost always stunningly mediocre at best.

36 posted on 09/15/2009 3:08:26 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the next one...)
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