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Michelle Obama Wears Suicide Belt, Blows Up Fashion Sense.
Mr Mannn Presents ^ | 9/20/09 | Vanity

Posted on 09/20/2009 4:24:51 AM PDT by Cyclops08

I know what she is trying to do. She wants to channel Jackie O, but she comes across as a Walmart wannabe. Is this the best her staff of 20+ clucking hens can come up with?

Her every outfit is progressively worse and her "Jackie O on the Shortbus" look is not catching on. Is America rushing to imitate the trends of the first lady? NO. Are women's fashions showing up with belts worn under the bosom? NO. Are trendy stores introducing a line of Fabulous Fall MO clothing? NO.

Its time to come out and say it. Michelle, your outfits are worse than unattractive. They make you look like a cheap poser not a first lady. Even the poorest Thrift Store shoppers look better than you. Your choice of outfits have NO class. When you sit next to first ladies from other nations you are always the worst dressed.

Republican or Democrat, this MUST be said: I have no idea who is advising the first lady, but her outfits are pathetic.


TOPICS: Politics; Society; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: eyes; fashion; flotusmichelle; gouge; michelle; out
Just an aside, This isn't really to Pimp My Blog. The entire post is printed here. The only thing you'll miss is the latest photo evidence from the Drudge Report, so you have already see her latest and greatest fashion atrocity.

--so you don't need to visit if you don't want to. And frankly I don't have a counter so I couldn't tell anyways.

1 posted on 09/20/2009 4:24:51 AM PDT by Cyclops08
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To: Cyclops08
They make you look like a cheap poser not a first lady.

As the poorest thrift fashion shoppers say: "If the shoe fits, wear it." (ie-She is a cheap poseur)

2 posted on 09/20/2009 4:32:13 AM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (RATs, nothing more than bald haired hippies.)
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To: Cyclops08

How in hades did she get the reputation of being a “fashion queen”. It seems to me like she picks her clothes from the few items remaining in the bin following a 3-day bargain basement sale. “Bag ladies” dress better than she does.


3 posted on 09/20/2009 4:32:19 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Cyclops08

She's wearing some pretty big rounds on her ammo belt.

4 posted on 09/20/2009 4:34:43 AM PDT by HighWheeler (The higher the concentration of libs, the bigger the tragedy that follows.)
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To: ETL

>> How in hades did she get the reputation of being a “fashion queen”.

This is the danger of the Democrats living in the media echo chamber. Except with the media, she is NOT popular, and she has NO fashion sense. But the ‘Rats will go on believing the opposite... to their dismay.

Break out the popcorn, I say!


5 posted on 09/20/2009 4:39:13 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
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To: HighWheeler

She wears that belt any higher it’ll be wrapped around her neck.


6 posted on 09/20/2009 4:49:24 AM PDT by RU88 (Bow to no man)
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To: Cyclops08

At least one 0bama has fashion sense!

7 posted on 09/20/2009 4:50:21 AM PDT by ScottinVA (This Revolution will be peaceful if possible; other than peaceful if necessary.)
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To: HighWheeler
She's wearing some pretty big rounds on her ammo belt.

Maybe she's trying to emulate one of her "Black Liberation" heros, commie terrorist Joanne Chesimard?

From the Harlem Film Festival, a pro-communist revolution propaganda film on the story of Joanne Chesimard [my words]. She (Assata Shakur/Joanne Chesimard) is the godmother of late rapper Tupac Shakur. Also see Section 5, the Brinks robbery and triple murder. Tupac's stepfather (Joanne's brother) was deeply involved in that murder-robbery, in which two police officers and one Brinks security guard were gunned down in cold blood.-etl

ASSATA (aka Joanne Chesimard)

Perhaps the most wanted woman in the history of the United States.

Assata Shakur/Joanne Chesimard, was questionably arrested and sentenced for killing a cop in the infamous 1973 New Jersey Turnpike shootup of a car carrying Shakur, and two other Black Panthers, one of whom was also killed. Assata received three bullets in the attack. Sentenced to Life, she escaped in 1979 from maximum security prison in NJ to eventually emerge in Cuba under Fidel Castro’s protection as a political exile. Assata’s [Joanne Chesimard] writings and presence in Cuba have brought her a huge following as an icon, a heroine – the Che Guevera of Black Liberation – a freedom fighter to thousands of young peoples throughout the world. The State of New Jersey still holds a million dollar bounty on her head–wanted dead or alive!

Directed by Fred Baker

http://harlemfilmfestival.com/films/2009/assata-aka-joanne-chesimard/
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For all you'll ever need or want to know about Wright's "Black Liberation Theology", see my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/

8 posted on 09/20/2009 4:51:36 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Cyclops08

On the other hand, Michelle is quite the fetching babe!

9 posted on 09/20/2009 4:52:42 AM PDT by ScottinVA (This Revolution will be peaceful if possible; other than peaceful if necessary.)
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To: Cyclops08

10 posted on 09/20/2009 5:02:47 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: ScottinVA

Is that her real belly, or is it fake?


11 posted on 09/20/2009 5:24:15 AM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (RATs, nothing more than bald haired hippies.)
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To: ETL

How in hades did she get the reputation of being a “fashion queen”. The msm gave her the title now you see what taste the msm has aunt Ester smiles.


12 posted on 09/20/2009 5:25:16 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: ScottinVA

Thought the cap said corruption.


13 posted on 09/20/2009 5:41:26 AM PDT by all the best
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To: ScottinVA
Photobucket
14 posted on 09/20/2009 5:43:51 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Cyclops08

So, the Empress has no clothes either!


15 posted on 09/20/2009 5:43:51 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Ifanationexpects tobe ignorantandfree,inastateofcivilization,itexpects whatneverwas andnever will be)
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To: paulycy

That is so funny, because that was the first thing that popped into my mind the other day when that pic was first posted on Drudge. A great big hose clamp!!


16 posted on 09/20/2009 5:45:51 AM PDT by republicangel
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To: republicangel
that was the first thing that popped into my mind

Yeah, me too. There's no mistaking that look. LOL!

17 posted on 09/20/2009 5:47:12 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: ETL
How in hades did she get the reputation of being a “fashion queen”.

Simple. Remember the sycophants in "The Emperor's New Clothes." They work for the media now.

18 posted on 09/20/2009 5:57:40 AM PDT by hinckley buzzard (truth--the liberal's kryptonite.)
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To: HighWheeler

That’s the biggest hose clamp I’ve ever seen!


19 posted on 09/20/2009 6:01:17 AM PDT by snowrip (Liberal? YOU ARE A SOCIALIST WITH NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT.)
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To: paulycy

LOL
A HOSE CLAMP GIRDLE.
HAHAHAHA


20 posted on 09/20/2009 6:08:08 AM PDT by Colvin (Harry Reid is a sap sucking idiot.)
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To: ScottinVA

Looking at this photo I can see why she wears her belts up around her Bosom


21 posted on 09/20/2009 6:09:41 AM PDT by ballplayer
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To: ETL

Who is the big guy on the right?


22 posted on 09/20/2009 6:11:56 AM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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To: Cyclops08
I don't know why she feels compelled to wear chastity belts. Outside of Obama, who'd bother?

Even he probably threw away the key.

Leni

23 posted on 09/20/2009 6:12:02 AM PDT by MinuteGal ( Americans ! FLIP THIS HOUSE ! (( Congress in 2010 ! ))
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To: Cyclops08
Michelle is a perfect example of "what not to wear".

Poor black women attending Church in the Arkansas Delta dress with more class than she does.

sw

24 posted on 09/20/2009 6:17:55 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife (WE THE PEOPLE RULE)
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To: Cyclops08
' her "Jackie O on the Shortbus" look '

LOL, that line from the article cracks me up.

25 posted on 09/20/2009 6:17:58 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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To: paulycy

Yeah, what I saw that I thought: “That’s the biggest radiator hose clamp I have ever seen.”

Maybe she reaching out to the NASCAR crowd by shopping at ADAP.


26 posted on 09/20/2009 6:22:39 AM PDT by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: Cyclops08

27 posted on 09/20/2009 6:28:22 AM PDT by maggief
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To: HighWheeler

This was such a joke of an outfit that I actually had the thought that michelle, like her husband always does, was trying to mock being a first lady and take a hit at our nation as well. As if trying to say, tradition and class do nto matter, only my directives do.


28 posted on 09/20/2009 6:46:14 AM PDT by Republic
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To: ETL
"Does this Grand Canyon make my ass look fat?"


29 posted on 09/20/2009 7:51:09 AM PDT by scoobysnak71 (Just a National Security Threat, trying to get a nut.)
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To: scoobysnak71

Lol! She has her own “grand canyon”!


30 posted on 09/20/2009 8:12:00 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: HighWheeler

Looks like a black worm gear hose clamp?


31 posted on 09/20/2009 8:14:43 AM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: Cyclops08

It’s a suicide belt..Fashion suicide.
Looks like she’s wearing a re-tread tire.


32 posted on 09/20/2009 8:45:21 AM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN
Insert Grand Canyon Photo Here.

Herr Obama to family “ Lets jump “

33 posted on 09/20/2009 9:38:11 AM PDT by troy McClure
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To: troy McClure

From Rudolph The Red Nosed Reinder..
Yukon Cornelious: “Don’t you know about Bumbles? Bumbles Bounce!”
LOL


34 posted on 09/20/2009 9:49:44 AM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: HighWheeler
The only thing missing from her hand is the ‘detonator’
35 posted on 09/20/2009 10:55:21 AM PDT by Outlaw Woman (Hey............How's that Hope and Change Thingy workin' for ya?)
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To: Cyclops08

Michelle Obama is downright ugly. And she doesn’t look good, either.


36 posted on 09/20/2009 1:20:16 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (Depression Countdown: 50... 49... 48...)
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To: Cyclops08

I get some bizarre hate mail on my blog. This is a typical one from a regular named Oliver from Germany. He never seems to address any topic I discuss, he just hates Christians with a passion. Now Al Queda is threatening Germany, and he blames President Bush. (Now if he read the news he would know, AQ was doing this because there are a few Germans currently in Afghanistan with NATO.)

So here is today’s rant from Ollie. Enjoy the insanity.
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From Oliver
Rage against the f***ing machine...

With every hateful blog entry you create more hate. Violence creates more violence. Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth like it is written in your silly fairytale book.

Even you dumb right wing nutbolts should understand that. That blew up your WTC 8 years ago. And it will blow up more innocent souls if you american patriotic assholes cannot stop. Now even in Germany we get threats from Al Quaeda. And you know why? I tell you why: Because your silly ex president and his right wing minions started a war for oil. And now the complete western world has to suffer the consequences. How many people have to die until you guys learn that religions only bring sorrow to the world. Now matter what fundamentalistic belief. Fundy christians are hateful people like fundamentalistic muslims. There is no difference. But well it is easy. You can plead to your silly God and his silly cruel book, cause he gave you his commandments and his all so human and wise advice.

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. And some weak fools will sit side by his mayesty - for eternity.

Now ... who is the cruel in here?


37 posted on 09/20/2009 2:06:20 PM PDT by Cyclops08
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To: Cyclops08

You dumb right wing nutbolt. ;0)


38 posted on 09/20/2009 2:08:08 PM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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