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Proposed Budweiser "Real Men of Genius" Commercial (Vanity / Humor)
Self | 09/23/2009 | Self

Posted on 09/23/2009 4:22:32 PM PDT by CJacobs

Budweiser has a series of commercials called, "Real Men of Genius". They actually name these commercials, like "Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator", or "Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker".

Ok, here is my contribution to Budweiser's "Real Men of Genius" commercials. I call this one, "Mr. Complicated Tax Code Writer".

Singer in background: "Real Men of Genius"

Announcer: Today, we salute you, Mr. Complicated Tax Code Writer!

(Singer in background: "Mr. Complicated Tax Code Writer")

Announcer: High on your seat in DC, you are the brightest and smartest who knows best for everyone. Getting paid to think of new ways to raise our taxes.... all hidden.

(Singer in background: "Read my lips!")

Announcer: Sure there's corporate, capital gains, cigarette, gasoline, and alcohol taxes, but those aren't really tax hikes!

(Singer in background: "No new taxes!")

Announcer: Your career depends on you appeasing the lobbyist, those dependent on you, or those that want to work less and get more, and you are just the man for the job.

(Singer in background: "Taxpayer beware!")

Announcer: So crack open an ice code Bud Light, you tax cheater. 'Cause we all know, when your done adding those loopholes, only the IRS prints more paper than the treasury.

(Singer in background: "Mr. Complicated Tax Code Writer")


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: budweiser; commercial; humor
Well, that is MY contribution to the "Men of Genius" commercials.
1 posted on 09/23/2009 4:22:33 PM PDT by CJacobs
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To: CJacobs

I think those commercials are great too.
you have to do one for this pos president.


2 posted on 09/23/2009 4:28:33 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: CJacobs

LOL - I like it.


3 posted on 09/23/2009 4:29:21 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: CJacobs

Nice one!

A radio station in MA called Mike 93.7 had a hilarious real men of genius commercial after Obama stuck his foot in his mouth about the Crowley/Gates situation in Cambridge.

Worth the listen!

http://www2.937mikefm.com/listen/mike-fms-real-men-genius-obama-beerfest-version


4 posted on 09/23/2009 4:37:59 PM PDT by wndawmn666
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To: wndawmn666

That is cute and well done! Thanks for sharing!


5 posted on 09/23/2009 5:58:40 PM PDT by CJacobs (From the Ozark / Clarksville area)
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