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DUmmie FUnnies 09-25-09 ("Freeper Encounter Just Now at My Local Walgreen's!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 25, 2009 | DUmmie romantico, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/25/2009 1:30:43 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

One of the recurring thread-types we have chronicled here at the DUmmie FUnnies over the last five years is the "My Encounter With A Freeper" thread. In a MEWAF thread, the DUmmie recounts an incident in which he or she either 1) converted the Freeper, 2) put down the Freeper, or simply 3) experienced bizarre boorish behavior from the Freeper. This latter subtype--a "MEWAF-III," as we call it in the trade--is what we are dealing with here today, a Freeper Encounter of the Third Kind.

It should be noted, MEWAF threads may be more or less fictionalized to make the DUmmie look good and the Freeper bad. The "crazed," "angry" behavior of the Freeper in the story may be just a case of DUmmie projection. BTW, you can always expect MEWAF threads around Thanksgiving time, when DUmmies reluctantly have to deal with their normal relatives around the dinner table.

With that background, then, we move to today's THREAD, "Freeper Encounter Just Now at My Local Walgreen's!" DUmmie romantico relates the experience of encountering a crazed, angry, female Freeper in a parking lot. The Freeper in question had an Obama Joker bumper sticker on her car, and DUmmie romantico's reaction was the match that lit the fuse. So let us now go over to the parking lot for this MEWAF story and the subsequent DUmmie comments, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--like Charles Walgreen, a Swedish-American Republican from Chicago--Charles Henrickson, who sometimes overhears DUmocrats in the coffee shops but usually resists the temptation for debate and an easy kill, is in the [brackets]:

Freeper Encounter Just Now at My Local Walgreen's!

[MEWAF Alert! Incoming!]

OK,I am in shock. I have in the past encountered freepers at work and even in my own family at holiday get togethers. However, NOTHING compares to what just happened to me.This just happened about a half an hour ago. I am not exaggerating or embellishing this at all.This is EXACTLY what happened.

[Translation: Highly fictionalized story coming up. Do tell, DUmmie romantico.]

As I got out the driver from the other car got out as well.I noticed a bumper sticker on her car of Obama as the joker with the words SOCIALIST on it. . . . I glanced down, never looking at the driver, and I just smirked. THAT WAS ALL I DID.

[Other than keying her car.]

Well, the driver,this soccer Mom, saw my smirk and just went off on me.She started in on this rant about Obama and socialism and how liberals are destroying the country and so on. Having said that,this woman who I describe as a Soccer Mom in her mid to late 30's called me something I had never been called before,especially by a woman. She called me the C word (???)

["Communist"???]

She said the C word 4 times.

[You must have been parked in the C-section.]

The entire rant lasted about 20 seconds and I at first ignored her and started walking to the entrance.I then said to her to SHUT UP!

[Brilliant!]

What would she have done if I had a Pro Obama sticker on my car?

[Smirked?]

All I could think of was to tell her to shut up in which she responded, "WE WON'T BE SILENCED!!!"

["OR SMIRKED AT!!!"]

I had only been awake for about 20 minutes or so, no coffee and like I said,who freaks out over just a smirk?

[You DUmmies did. Remember all those "Smirking Chimp" remarks about President Bush?]

I mentioned it to the clerk inside and he just shrugged his shoulders.

[He was thinking, "Not another whiny Democrat!"]

I assumed she had the sticker on her car as a way to express herself and her views. I smirked and found it amusing and also disgusting and she freaked out.

[Especially when I slashed her tires.]

I am more terrified of these nuts than I am any foreign terrorist.

[They might be suicide bumpers. . . . Now the other DUmmies chime in . . .]

maybe she was an intoxicated driver.

[Nope. The Kennedys are all Democrats.]

Or heading into the drug store for her meds.

[DUmmie projection, notice.]

Yeah, sounds like a meth soccer mom.

[The New Meth. . . . Back to DUmmie romantico . . .]

she was rabid. I know that sounds a bit dramatic but she was beat red. . . .

[Boy, that's worse than being beet red.]

she was beat red. . . .

[And you are Bolshevik Red.]

Don't let it ruin your day. Make yourself a super-delicious breakfast and play some music.

[Tofu waffles and the Internationale! What a way to start the day!]

I have MANY, VERY good friends who are Rs, and to some degree share these sentiments. . . . But, again, friends are friends.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! LOCK! BAN! DELETE! LOCK! BAN! DELETE!]

I will never, ever understand right-wing wackaloons.

[Try starting here: A limited federal government, with few and specifically enumerated powers. That's the main point of that thing called the Constitution. Think about it. Then think about the armed robbery that is mandatory wealth redistribution (socialism) vs. voluntary charitable giving. Think on these things, and soon you will be a right-wing wackaloon too.]

you were right to say nothing. . . . The best thing is to play dumb. . . .

[Not a stretch for your average DUmmie.]

Next time take a deep breath . . .

[. . . on your joint. . . .]

Expect the worst from RWers. I keep a peace keeper in the trunk these days.

[I thought you guys were for gun control??]

"WE WON'T BE SILENCED!!!" Yes, yes they will.

[Fascism much?]

This is an example Of why they make those little cans of MACE you can attach to your car keys.

[MACE: When you can't think of a snappy comeback.]

The C word???

["Chimp," as in "Smirking Chimp"?]

this woman sounds like she has serious problems. She's been dittoed to death, Becked to bits and royally Foxed up.

[As opposed to being Olbotomized, Garofaloed, and coming down with Maddow Disease.]

That's not the C word she called me. She called me a word I NEVER use. . . . A word that starts with C and ends with T.

["Cat"? She called you a cat?]

why would she assume just because I smirked that I was disagreeing with her. . . . For her to assume I was a liberal just because I smirked is confusing.

[It may have been your body piercings, purple hair, and pungent aroma that gave you away as a lefty.]

what's say I rustle up Skittles and we kick her ass for you

[So says DUmmie CatWoman, who enjoys being called the C word.]

It's like arguing with a dining room table - Barney Frank

[I like arousing a dining room table leg - Barney Frank]

i was verbally put upon by an anti-abortionist while registering voters during the campaign. he essentially said obama wanted to murder babies, but what i remember the most is how his face was red with rage. . . . i don't get what drives these hateful people.

[Maybe they're opposed to murdering babies. Just a thought.]

When encountered with the bat shit crazy people of the world, I call upon my earliest days in the theatre where we used mirroring exercises... you ain't seen bat shit crazy 'till you've seen my impersonation! LOL! Plus, I've had vocal training and can project my voice with astounding volume and clarity. . . .

[Me, me, me! Look at MEEEE!!!!!]

Remember the old scout motto: "Be Prepared"

[Remember the old Democrat motto: "Key Their Car."]

just dismiss her with a regal flick of your hand and walk away.

[CHICK PICKS FLICK TRICK!]

I just usually respond to people like this, by looking at them and making the sound of a crow. CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! . . . Then I pepper spray them and try to get them to chase me across a busy street. My friends call me the "Spicy Crow".

["How to Win Friends and Influence People, and Pepper Spray Them," by Spicy Crow.]

These people scare the sh*t out of me.

[CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!]

Yeah, she threw in the F word also but it was the C word that shocked me.

[CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!]


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CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!
1 posted on 09/25/2009 1:30:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

MEWAF PING!


2 posted on 09/25/2009 1:33:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Spicy Crow" ??

What do the onlookers call her? Or the other people in the unemployment line?

Cheers!

3 posted on 09/25/2009 1:36:11 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


4 posted on 09/25/2009 1:36:50 PM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: Charles Henrickson

I don’t believe their story for a minute.


5 posted on 09/25/2009 1:37:34 PM PDT by omega4179 (We must be the change.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 10?


6 posted on 09/25/2009 1:38:09 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10!


7 posted on 09/25/2009 1:38:13 PM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[You must have been parked in the C-section.]

Spew Alert!! Spew Alert!!

8 posted on 09/25/2009 1:38:18 PM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: Charles Henrickson

So are we supposed to believe all this happened in under an hour. Not to mention time to return home and type it.


9 posted on 09/25/2009 1:38:25 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Six?


10 posted on 09/25/2009 1:38:47 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Marking Time On The Government's Dime)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am more terrified of these nuts than I am any foreign terrorist.

Hmmmmmm. I always thought that I was a little over the top when I accuse liberal 'RATS of being friends with the Islamofascist terrorists. I guess not.

11 posted on 09/25/2009 1:38:59 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I don't remember Americans being called "racists" when we fought against Hillarycare.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10 ping?


12 posted on 09/25/2009 1:40:15 PM PDT by Personal Responsibility (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act)
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To: Charles Henrickson
A word that starts with C and ends with T.

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume it wasn't "Capitalist".
13 posted on 09/25/2009 1:40:22 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

A DUmmie admitting to going to a WalMart? THAT is radical.


14 posted on 09/25/2009 1:41:19 PM PDT by EDINVA (A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul -- G. B. Shaw)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Why am I 10000000000000000% sure - if the story is true at all - the smirk in question was accompanied with an under-the-breath mutter of something like “f**’in Nazi” that the woman overheard?


15 posted on 09/25/2009 1:41:35 PM PDT by Personal Responsibility (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“C” word, communist?
F’ing communist, I get it.


16 posted on 09/25/2009 1:41:51 PM PDT by svcw (Legalism reinforces self-righteousness - it communicates to you the good news of your own goodness)
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To: Charles Henrickson

She called him a communist?


17 posted on 09/25/2009 1:43:05 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: Charles Henrickson
Holy carp (yes, carp). That's the fakest story in the history of fake stories. M. Night Shamalamalan's “The Happen” was more plausible than this DUmpster hallucination.
18 posted on 09/25/2009 1:43:21 PM PDT by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard (Some men just want to watch the world burn.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow, every single Conservative a DU’r meets is a FReeper.. I think we should change our motto to “We are Legion”


19 posted on 09/25/2009 1:43:56 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: svcw

I hate when they don’t tell us how many letters.
It makes possibilities endless.


20 posted on 09/25/2009 1:44:28 PM PDT by VairyAngel (God Bless the USA or whats left of it after the liberals are done.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
That's not the C word she called me. She called me a word I NEVER use. . . . A word that starts with C and ends with T.

The only "C-word" liberals NEVER use is the word COMMUNIST

21 posted on 09/25/2009 1:45:12 PM PDT by TChris (There is no freedom without the possibility of failure.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[CHICK PICKS FLICK TRICK!]

Priceless!!! Good one there.

22 posted on 09/25/2009 1:45:45 PM PDT by IrishPennant (/tagline off due to self moderation)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Charles. Very good one here. You and/or PJ must find a thread about the mmmmm - mmmmmmmm- mmmmmmmmmm -Barack Hussien Obama - mmmmmmmmmmm -mmmmmmm - mmmmmmmm, or however it goes sing-a-long by the kindergarten kids in New Jersey.

Boortz had a ball with it this morning and I’m sure the DUers and Kossacks are having tingles all up and down their legs and/or thighs thinking what a lovely song it is.

Also the one where they took the “Jesus Loves Me” song and inserted “Obama” in there somewhere.

So much material, so little time. I know.


23 posted on 09/25/2009 1:45:46 PM PDT by Chuck54 ("Under Construction")
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To: Charles Henrickson
she was beat red. . . .

Wow beat red? I'm glad she could understand that color's rhythm. Maybe she sees auras and senses the color's frequency?

24 posted on 09/25/2009 1:46:23 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Krodg

Worse she called him a Christian


25 posted on 09/25/2009 1:48:11 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Charles Henrickson
All I could think of was to tell her to shut up in which she responded, "WE WON'T BE SILENCED!!!"

They do panic when the shoe is on the other foot, don't they? I'm starting to enjoy this. BTT.

26 posted on 09/25/2009 1:48:14 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Charles Henrickson

That was a lot of words to say in only 20 seconds!


28 posted on 09/25/2009 1:48:19 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: Charles Henrickson
That's not the C word she called me. She called me a word I NEVER use. . . . A word that starts with C and ends with T.

Capitalist?

29 posted on 09/25/2009 1:48:48 PM PDT by TankerKC (No Taxation Without Lubrication)
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I don’t believe she called “ChrisT”.. The liberal lies..


30 posted on 09/25/2009 1:49:03 PM PDT by VairyAngel (God Bless the USA or whats left of it after the liberals are done.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
That's not the C word she called me. She called me a word I NEVER use. . . . A word that starts with C and ends with T.

["Cat"? She called you a cat?]

LLOL!

31 posted on 09/25/2009 1:49:12 PM PDT by SamKeck
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To: Chuck54; PJ-Comix; franksolich
You and/or PJ must find a thread about the mmmmm - mmmmmmmm- mmmmmmmmmm -Barack Hussien Obama - mmmmmmmmmmm -mmmmmmm - mmmmmmmm, or however it goes sing-a-long by the kindergarten kids in New Jersey.

Good suggestion. I know I won't have time for it, though, for a couple days.

Anybody have a link to the story, especially to the lyrics that they sang, and possibly to a DUmmie thread or two on it?

So much material, so little time. I know.

Ain't that the truth.

32 posted on 09/25/2009 1:52:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!)
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To: Dooderbutt
Just for you! And any future use you deem appropriate.


33 posted on 09/25/2009 1:52:18 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

CAWWWWWW


34 posted on 09/25/2009 1:52:47 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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“C” word, communist?
F’ing communist, I get it.

Thanks... I got stuck on 'Furry Cat'

35 posted on 09/25/2009 1:53:44 PM PDT by DocRock (All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
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To: DocRock

I really think the “C” word mentioned was just a four letter word that started with C, ended with T and had the letters NU in there somewhere. Not necessarily in that order.

:)


36 posted on 09/25/2009 2:02:05 PM PDT by Chuck54 ("Under Construction")
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To: Personal Responsibility

“...the smirk in question was accompanied with an under-the-breath mutter of something like “f**’in Nazi”...”

You can bet on it.


37 posted on 09/25/2009 2:08:06 PM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: Chuck54

Cnut? She should use the spell checker as it is spelled “Cnute”.


38 posted on 09/25/2009 2:10:56 PM PDT by texmexis best
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To: texmexis best
: )
39 posted on 09/25/2009 2:15:43 PM PDT by Chuck54 ("Under Construction")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Here is the absurd mmmm, mmmm, mmmm tune with written lyrics:

http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.html?playerId=videolandingpage&streamingFormat=FLASH&referralObject=9985061&referralPlaylistId=c985e69916535a2170b2b18ab0ab7eb60401f9bb

40 posted on 09/25/2009 2:17:18 PM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Expect the worst from RWers. I keep a peace keeper in the trunk these days.

Good luck getting to it... When the time comes, "RWers" conceal carry.

Or is this rube talking about a UN soldier?

41 posted on 09/25/2009 2:18:20 PM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin's mob minion - Mob Name: Hatman the Hitman)
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To: EDINVA

It was a Walgreens. You know the place people go when they want to spend $50 or more for the same prescription that they can get at Walmart for $4 but they don’t want to support capitalism so won’t shop at Walmart, and then complain to the government that prescriptions cost too much.


42 posted on 09/25/2009 2:20:50 PM PDT by Domandred (Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system. I am Jim Thompson.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
That's not the C word she called me. She called me a word I NEVER use. . . . A word that starts with C and ends with T.

Ummmm....communist?

43 posted on 09/25/2009 2:21:11 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: Charles Henrickson
Remember the old scout motto: "Be Prepared" "

What is a DUmmie doing quoting advice from that right wing hate group???

44 posted on 09/25/2009 2:23:00 PM PDT by Constitutionalist Conservative (Two blogs for the price of none!)
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To: Constitutionalist Conservative

I’m going to call you the C word—”Constitutionalist.”


45 posted on 09/25/2009 2:26:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! I read that thread and considered DUFUing it yesterday but then suddenly I had some personal stuff to take care of. Glad you did it.


46 posted on 09/25/2009 2:27:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Domandred
It was a Walgreens. You know the place people go when they want to spend $50 or more for the same prescription that they can get at Walmart for $4 but they don’t want to support capitalism so won’t shop at Walmart, and then complain to the government that prescriptions cost too much.

Excellent!

laughing bear

47 posted on 09/25/2009 2:38:06 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (ObaMugabe is turning this country into another Zimbabwe as fast as he can with media's help.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 50!


48 posted on 09/25/2009 2:54:17 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
When encountered with the bat shit crazy people of the world, I call upon my earliest days in the theatre where we used mirroring exercises...The world would be a better place if we were all thespians..
49 posted on 09/25/2009 3:05:37 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t like to say it, ‘cause I did it, but this is a VERY FUnnie DUFU! I just read it again, and I LOLed—and I knew what was coming! But when they give you this kind of material, it’s hard for it NOT to be FUnnie!


50 posted on 09/25/2009 3:19:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!)
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