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Tom Delay? Celebrities I Hope We Never, Ever Have To See on "Dancing With The Stars!"
Info Barrel ^ | 9/29/2009 | Loon Creative

Posted on 09/29/2009 9:44:08 AM PDT by LoonCreative

From Cloris Leachman to Evander Holyfield, Tatum O’Neal to Jerry Springer , Priscilla Presley to Steve-O. You’d think we’d seen it all on ABC TV’s “Dancing With The Stars.” But those crafty “Dancing With The Stars” producers just keep surprising us with something unusual each season. The contestant choices are designed to keep us on our toes, but more often I think they just keep our fingers on the remote. In the interest of better judgment, here are ten celebrities I hope we never, ever have to see as “Dancing With The Stars” contestants!

Britney Spears: Haven’t we had just about enough of Britney? Do we really need to see her prancing about in a sexy salsa outfit and gyrating to the strains of a Latin dance party number? (Come to think of it, isn’t that what she did on that MTV Awards show?) Sorry Britney, please stick to pop music.

Bill Clinton and/or Monica Lewinsky: I’d better not proclaim this one too loudly. The producers seem to have a penchant for coming up with the bizarre, and they might consider this a dream couple. Please, let’s leave this pair in that dark corner of the Oval office where we found them.

Janet Jackson: Hey ABC! Take some legal advice from CBS, don’t even think about it! Beyond the obvious possible wardrobe “malfunctions,” there’s the whole issue of the Jackson family legacy to deal with. When we think of dancing Jacksons, we’d rather remember Michael doing the Moonwalk.

Homer Simpson: I’m actually having second thoughts about this one. Perhaps it would be fun to see the lovable galoot paired up with the likes of Cheryl Burke. I’m imaging a freewheeling, donut-fueled swing number. Hmmm....

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1 posted on 09/29/2009 9:44:09 AM PDT by LoonCreative
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To: LoonCreative

When I saw Delay stumbling around and sneeringly mouth “Wild thing....”, I figure western culture hit rock bottom. It cannot get any worse than this.


2 posted on 09/29/2009 9:46:27 AM PDT by y6162 (uish..)
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To: y6162

I heard that he almost dropped Cheryl during their routine. I would have had to beat his a$$ if he had dropped her.


3 posted on 09/29/2009 9:48:19 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: LoonCreative
I don't want to see a special guest "Mind if I cut in" from Kanye West.
4 posted on 09/29/2009 9:48:38 AM PDT by KarlInOhio ("I can run wild for six months ...after that, I have no expectation of success" - Admiral Obama-moto)
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To: LoonCreative

I’d love to see Cledus Judd...


5 posted on 09/29/2009 9:49:32 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I’d like to see Megan Fox. I don’t really care about the show, I just want to see Megan Fox.


6 posted on 09/29/2009 9:50:53 AM PDT by VA_Gentleman (Everyone says they have a plan... until they get punched in the face. -Mike Tyson)
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To: LoonCreative

Welcome to FR - why couldn’t you put the entire story here instead of making us go to your website?


7 posted on 09/29/2009 9:54:11 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Blankety blankety blank)
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To: NCC-1701

At the end of his Tango, he did nearly drop his partner, mostly due to a pre-stress-fracture in one of his feet. I have to say, when I see him dancing, the one thing that comes to mind is “dad dancing with his daughter at her wedding”. Not really ballroom-quality, more of a “doing it because that’s what you’re supposed to do” thing. Given some of the other talent on this season’s show, he won’t last long (watching the MMA champion try to act graceful is a bit of a hoot; he tried for “smoldering” for his tango and only managed “psychotic”). Between that Adam kid and Donny Osmond, few of the men stand a chance.


8 posted on 09/29/2009 9:55:10 AM PDT by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: LoonCreative

Here is a list of people I’d like to see. I mean if we’re going to make a mockery of the American people’s intelligence.. let’s go whole hog.

1. O. J. Simpson
2. Aretha Franklin
3. Arnold
4. Diana Ross
5. Soupy Sales
6. Trini Lopez
7. Willie Nelson
8. Henry Kissinger
9. Paul Anka
10.Charo


9 posted on 09/29/2009 9:55:35 AM PDT by nikos1121 (Praying for -16 today.)
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To: LoonCreative

Welcome to FR. Or maybe not.

Delay did a great job dancing. Nice of you to throw
all the other names in just to get the Delay haters
bitching again.


10 posted on 09/29/2009 9:57:08 AM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (WARNING! WARNING! "Political Terrorist in Charge" — STAY AWAY FROM MY BODY)
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To: NCC-1701

AYE MEN!


11 posted on 09/29/2009 9:57:19 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: LoonCreative

Might I add: New York.
I watch “the Soup” too much.
Come to think of it, that’s a pretty good standard: If you’re a regular character on “the Soup,” please stay off Dancing With the “Stars.”
(If you don’t know, “the Soup” (originally, “Talk Soup”) features a host comedian (Greg Kinnear, then Jon Henson, then Aisha Tyler, then Joel McHale) showing the depths of pop-culture depravity and then making fun of it.)

Others I hope never to see:
Wendy Williams
William Shatner
Anyone else from any “Star Trek” series, particularly William Riker, Luxwanna Troy (sp?), Data and Sulu.
Oprah
That day-time guy who calls everyone “Belly Rubber”
Al Roker
Any weatherman
Including David Letterman
but especially that guy who pitches Smuckers as he wishes people their 109th birthday
Katie Couric
Barrack Obama

Naw, take that back. I’d love it if he became such a B-list celebrity that he had to go on Dancing With the Stars to improve his relevancy.


12 posted on 09/29/2009 9:58:29 AM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: Little Pig
At the end of his Tango, he did nearly drop his partner, mostly due to a pre-stress-fracture in one of his feet.

No; he almost dropped her because he was bending over at the waist rather than keeping his back strait and bending his knees.

13 posted on 09/29/2009 9:58:45 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: LoonCreative

sniff...sniff...sniff

Hmmmm...

Welcome to FR. What about this particular article prompted you to sign up today?


14 posted on 09/29/2009 10:00:24 AM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (I'M A TAGLINE)
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To: LoonCreative

I think he looked silly, but I don’t think he cared. He’s not in politics anymore, so why shouldn’t he go out there and have fun? I think it is an “in your face” to the ones that drove him out of office that wanted to see him rotting in a prison somewhere leading a miserable life.


15 posted on 09/29/2009 10:00:48 AM PDT by murron (Proud Marine Mom)
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To: LoonCreative

Maxine Waters


16 posted on 09/29/2009 10:01:18 AM PDT by texmexis best
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To: NCC-1701
She does look umm top heavy...
17 posted on 09/29/2009 10:01:54 AM PDT by y6162 (uish..)
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To: LoonCreative
If you don't want to see Delay dance on that show, or anyone else for that matter, don't watch it.

Duh!

18 posted on 09/29/2009 10:03:08 AM PDT by Robwin
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To: nikos1121

You forgot Charlie Manson.


19 posted on 09/29/2009 10:04:01 AM PDT by fish hawk (Lord, help us to attain knowledge and the wisdom to apply it toward your ultimate will.)
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To: LoonCreative

GTF out of here... Let me guess, you get paid 2 cents for every sucker you get to click on your lame web site?


20 posted on 09/29/2009 10:06:07 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (Support Sarah. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/sarahpalin?ref=nf)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Welcome to FR - why couldn’t you put the entire story here instead of making us go to your website?

Cuz it's a scam.

21 posted on 09/29/2009 10:07:21 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (Support Sarah. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/sarahpalin?ref=nf)
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To: nikos1121

CHARO? She might kill someone with those thanngs.


22 posted on 09/29/2009 10:11:04 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: DogBarkTree

Yeah, that’s why I pointed it out. Lots of newbies touting their websites here lately.


23 posted on 09/29/2009 10:17:36 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Blankety blankety blank)
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To: fish hawk
You forgot Charlie Manson.

Or this guy.


24 posted on 09/29/2009 10:28:18 AM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: y6162

that woman is definitely a thoroughbred.


25 posted on 09/29/2009 10:40:26 AM PDT by vikzilla
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To: nikos1121

Arnold? Are you talking about the pig from Green Acres? Arnold Ziffel.


26 posted on 09/29/2009 10:49:10 AM PDT by ALPAPilot
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To: y6162
More evidence for your consideration:


27 posted on 09/29/2009 11:08:17 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: dangus

lwaxanna troi was played by majel barrett rodenberry, the wife of series creator gene rodenberry. she passed away not too long ago.


28 posted on 09/29/2009 12:06:23 PM PDT by madamemayhem (defeat isn't getting knocked down, it's not getting back up)
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To: y6162

She is definietely my favorite professional dancer on the show. Edyta is my second favorite and she and her partner were the first ones eliminated. I hope Cheryl’s not next.


29 posted on 09/29/2009 2:07:30 PM PDT by hout8475
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To: LoonCreative

Dancing Tom looked as graceful as a wooden plank. He should be embarrassed. I can’t dance and I don’t have to prove it.


30 posted on 09/29/2009 2:39:00 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Obama = Jim Jones coercing us into suicide on a national scale)
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To: madamemayhem

Lwaxanna, wow where did that come from? I was trying to remember Troi’s name and that popped in my head first. I mean Deanna (sp?) Troi, the regular character.

I did not mean to speak ill of the dead.


31 posted on 09/29/2009 6:54:05 PM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: dangus

for some odd reason i always think of the mama character’s first name easily and forget the daughter character’s easy to remember name. probably because there are not nearly enough ladies named lwaxanna wandering about. :)


32 posted on 09/29/2009 7:08:40 PM PDT by madamemayhem (defeat isn't getting knocked down, it's not getting back up)
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