I just can't quit you...
Posted on 09/29/2009 6:47:44 PM PDT by Shellybenoit
This may be an indication of the real real virgins that al-Qaeda homicide bombers get from Allah. According to a new report bombers have found a "new place" to hide their weapons, their er posteriors.
Last month when a Saudi Prince was almost killed by a homicide bomber, the "butt bomb" was his method of choice.
(Excerpt) Read more at yidwithlid.blogspot.com ...
Quoth Mohammed: There shalt be no beans served before Jihad!
Rectum? Damn near killed em.
Talk about blowing it out your butt. :-)
Gives a new meaning to ‘Rectum?
Or is that "fitting sessions".
No, Achmed... you're not ready yet. We need a few more nights together to make sure your bomb fits well."
Does Barney Frank know about this?
“Does Barney Frank know about this?”
He would consider this an explosive idea.
ROTFLOL. Terrorist comments:
Don’t knock it til ya tried it!
Talk about explosive!
I dare ya... there’s a little button ...right there.
Come on, it won’t hurt...much.
Man, that’s a big bomb... tell me again - where do I put it?
Brokeback Osama?
...but now seriously: an explosion in this region will deprive a suicide bomber of neighboring organs too, so he will suffer the eternity of frustration with his 72 virgins...
http://www.stratfor.com/weekly/20090916_convergence_challenge_aviation_security
...It is one thing to find a quantity of C-4 explosives hidden inside a laptop that is sent through an X-ray machine; it is quite another to find that same piece of C-4 hidden inside someone’s body. Even advanced body-imaging systems like the newer backscatter and millimeter wave systems being used to screen travelers for weapons are not capable of picking up explosives hidden inside a person’s body....
Shove it up your @ss, al-Qaeda.
Hey Achemed, pull my finger. Middle East version of hold mah beer. ;)
It’s funny - all those incredibly rich Arabs and they get their kicks having lowlife true believes blow themselves up... With ever more disgusting ways... It’s blood lust - they’re enjoying it.
Thats just a so-so stunt, afterall Obama can stick his entire head up his a$$. Come to think of it so can the dems in congress, and they really are bombs.
Lord, what’s next? A rectal probe by TSA before boarding? Sorry folks, that’s a one-way portal.
How far down the AQ Food Chain do you have to be to get this job?
Pray for America and Our Troops
alah akbar!!!
Some years ago, someone called in to the Jim Bohannon Show — the guest was an expert on the Middle East — this was before 9/11 as I recall. The caller asked if it was possible to hide plastic explosives in your nose.
Bohannon became very angry and did not allow the guest to answer the question. “Hmm...I thought to myself...plastic explosives that look like boogers...The only problem is that you would need someone with a big nose.”
Then it occurred to me. Many Middle Easterners do have big noses.
Great. Now when we fly, not only will we take off our shoes...
Now thats what I call using your head!
uhhhh...Wait a sec...
Just slap a little Preparation H on there, and it’ll clear up...
You know it shrinks swollen tissues...
I bet this guy favorite song was Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire”...
no safe sex there.
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