Posted on 10/01/2009 1:07:54 PM PDT by nutsonthebus
In an astonishing change of verbiage, President Obama’s favorite let’s-sit-down-to-chat Islamofacist, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has left the Holocaust denial business momentarily for a new claim. Mad (our president’s endearing nickname for the little Hitler wannabe) said, “Slavery never occurred in the USA . It was a hoax to get welfare, Affirmative Action and elect Obama president. America is an enemy of Islam! We will wipe you off the map!” He claimed this just as Iran ’s second underground nuke plant was exposed to the world.
This precipitated a heated phone call from Dear Leader to Jihad Central in Tehran : “Hey Mad, what’s up with the slavery lie? Thought we agreed it was okay to denounce the Jew Hallycoaster thing, but why are you calling slavery a fake?”
Mad: “Mr. President, I may be Mad, but I’m NOT one of your stupid Kool-Aid drinkers! At the UN, Little Devil Netanyahu gave irrefutable evidence that the Holocaust really happened. I had to maintain at least a falafel of credibility. In case you hadn’t noticed, evil revolutionaries have taken to the streets.”
Obama: “I was too busy chairing the UN Security Council--you know the one where we vowed to rid the world of all nuclear weapons?!”
(Two full minutes of laughing from both.)
Obama: “Mad, didn’t I support you and the Mullahs when you stole that election and Persians were rioting in the streets? Didn’t you hear that fool Zbigniew Brzezinski call for the US to shoot down Israeli planes that might attack you? Couldn’t you have found something else to mock?”
Mad: “Like what?”
Obama: “Well, you could pick on the Christians for a change.”
Mad: “Aren’t YOU a Christian?”
Obama: “Oh yeah. Sometimes I forget.
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Slavery a hoax? No. But it has been USED very effectively.
Wonder if he believes he was born!
Satire alert!
Guys, this didn’t happen. Please read the tags or something. I’m always afraid someone is going to read these satires and go off sounding like a goon for telling others. It’s that old Gossip or Telephone game from school.
So he does listen to his neo-Nazi trading partners.
Well, I see that Bozo’s strategy of sitting down and talking to people has worked out worked out well with Imanutjob, he seems to have embraced Bozo with both arms./SAR
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Yup
Satire too!
Sure was, you cought that one!
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It wuz knot subtle enuf
No subluminal stof ether
You read the articles better than I do.
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You are on zippy-band
You should be faster than I am
I said ‘better’, not faster.
Usually I skim over them and certain words stand out.
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OK
I miss a few things too
Really? LOL
Has anyone bothered to tell Obama how blacks are viewed in the Middle East yet?
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