As Alan "Dick" Grayson . . . . . . . . . . . As "Robbin'". . . . . . . .
Posted on 10/01/2009 4:43:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The DUmmies have a new superhero! He is Alan "Dick" Grayson, aka "Robbin'." Forget Kookcinich, forget Daffy Dean! No, the Flavor of the Month for the Looney Left is this guy Grayson! What is his claim to fame? The new congresscritter from Florida recently said that Rethuglicans are "knuckle-dragging Neanderthals" who want sick people to "die quickly." Whoa! That kind of trash talk is right up the DUmmies' alley! But now, after the furor those comments have caused, now Grayson has said, "I apologize." And yet the DUmmies hail him all the more. What gives?
Let's find out, as we peruse the current "Greatest" THREAD in DUmmieland, "Grayson apologizes." The DUmmie swoonings are in Red Red Robbin' Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, dragging his knuckles from his keyboard into your home and heart, is in the [brackets]:
Grayson apologizes
[Oh, no! Not the Boy Wonder!]
. . . to those that have needlessly died for lack of healthcare.
[Whew! You had me worried there for a minute!]
U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson, under fire for his heated speech last night, took the House floor awhile ago and offered an apology. . . . "Last night, I gave a speech and . . . after that speech, several Republicans asked me to apologize. I would like to apologize. . . . I apologize to the dead and their families that we haven't voted sooner to end this holocaust in America."
[BAM! POW!! The old fake-apology trick!]
Rachel Maddow was right in that he went a little overboard in invoking the Holocaust.
[Rachel Maddow is a neo-con right-wing sellout.]
Alan Grayson represents the Orlando area, including Disney World and Epcot Center.
[He's known as the Kissimmee Ass.]
She and Keith were both overboard on criticizing him.
[Olbermann is the Worst Person in the World.]
It's a red herring
[The DUmmies are hard of herring.]
He only represents about half of Orlando.
[The stupid half.]
He only represents about half of Orlando.
[Tiny Orlando and DUm.]
Yes, only part of Orlando, but his district does include Disney World.
[It's a small world after all.]
Its pretty much shocking to see it... now lets re-fund ACORN.
[Let's DU it for the prostitutes and pimps!]
I am so tired of having a Super Majority and feeling like the other party actually has it.
[But now you have a Super HERO! Alan "Dick" Grayson, aka "Robbin'"!]
"F*ck me? F*CK ME?... NO, F*CK YOU!!!!"
[Somebody leaks a copy of Grayson's next speech.]
He really cowboy'd up! Good on him!
["Dick" Grayson is a Dulles Cowboy.]
I can't BELIEVE an elected official is telling this much truth, in such unapologetic language.
[Speak truth to power!]
Can we clone him?
[Send in the clones!]
Dibs on the first clone!
[Attack of the Clones!]
My heart skipped a beat when I read the thread title. Grayson is my new love.
[Calm down, benburch!]
Cheers, praise, and applause.
[Hooray for Grayson!!]
best apology ever. best f*ck you ever.
[Must feel good, but it won't get you your precious public option.]
I'm so happy, I'm practically in tears!
[You'll be crying for real when ObamaCare flops.]
I think I'm in love.
[SWOON!]
WOW! Awesome! I guess we have a new darling!
[Wait till you see "Dick" in tights and a codpiece!]
Far f*cking out....a Dem that speaks truth.
[To power. You left out the "to power" part.]
KABOOM!
[KAPOW!]
WELL SAID Rep. Grayson... WELL SAID!!!!
[Way to use your little Grayson cells!]
I just had a happygasm
[Also known as an Orlandogasm.]
This guy's a hero.
[A SUPER hero!]
It's been over 24 hours and he hasn't apologized yet?
[You need to wait 24 BUSINESS hours.]
Real men aren't jellyfish.
[Real men EAT jellyfish! For breakfast!]
Awesome! A spine and guts too!
[Grayson's Anatomy.]
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for republicans for being insufferably... pissy little small minded thin-skinned hypocrites so bent & twisted on 'winning' they'll eat their own vomit
[A new trend! It's called "pulling a Grayson."]
Go Grayson!
[And leave the driving to us!]
We need to start a campaign or petition of something that gets lots of press. . . . Petition? Anyone?????
[DUAC! DUAC!]
I will call his office in praise.
[Mmm, mmm, mm! Alan "Dick" Grayson!]
today let's put him on our shoulders and carry him through the cheering throngs!
[Hail the conquering hero!]
This man is my new hero! LOVE LOVE LOVE him!!!
[Is this DUmmieland or Tiger Beat?]
Could we clone his backbone and get the good Dr. Dean to prescribe implantation surgery?
[Sorry, spine implants are not covered under ObamaCare.]
I wish there were more politicians like him!
[He should get a partner and form the Dynamic DUo!]
Grayson is full of awesome.
[Or something. . . .]
I love him and want to have his baby!
[That just isn't going to work, ben, I hate to tell ya.]
I tried to rec this again, but my rec button is malfunctioning! damn.
[Diebold strikes again!]
Guess the idiots missed Obozo’s advice that a woman give her mother painkillers rather than actual treatment.
PING! POW! BOP!
5
Top 10! Bow!
TOP TEN!!!!
The man made an idiot of himself. He’s a moron. Top 10?
Is that boy a little bit light in the loafers?
YTop 10?
LOL You’re firing on all cylinders lately.
What a racist. He really meant to say “die quickly, BOY!”
Okay help me out here.
It’s one thing for us to make FUn of DUmmies because it’s irresistible fun.
But in all seriousness when has ANYTHING they’ve done generated any response in any kind of media that got lots of attention? I mean they’re even the bastard stepchildren of even the left wing kooks of HuffPo and Kos.
Is there anyone, anywhere, in any realm of left wing politics that takes DUmmies and the DUmp seriously?
DUAC DUAC??? LMAO LMAO
I hope they DO clone this guy, and more to the point I really, really hope he keeps shooting his mouth off. He’s an angry lunatic. He’s obviously overplayed his point... no telling what he’ll say next. We need to make sure this weasel stays in front of a microphone.
Rules for Radicals: Always accuse your opponent of what you are doing
Nancy Pelosi said all this hate speech is going to incite violence and its Un-American.
I guess liberals are exempt from the rules.
No they need to get the focus off their rationing plan by accusing the Republicans of doing it.
Meanwhile the only GOP plan I heard of was Darrell Issa proposing that everyone get the same plan Congress has.
The stupid DUmmies and their moronic new hero Grayson either don’t know or are lying about what they do know - if the dems wanted to, they could pass the government run option all by themselves, no Republicans needed. Desperation, thy name is Democrat Party.
He’s a real coward too— at his last town hall, he not only stacked the audience with union members, but brought three of his children with him so he could complain about any language used against him.
The Titans are here and ready to kick DUmmie @$$!
yes, for a slow heartbeat - what pure genius!
[It's a small world after all.]
[BAM! POW!! The old fake-apology trick!]
Well, speaking to the largets dim voting block. Dead voters.
[The stupid half.]
That must be the DUH part of FloriDUH that couldn't figure out how to vote on the butterfly ballots.
[It's a small world after all.]
ARRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'll have that stupid song in my head all day now and I HATE it.
[To power. You left out the "to power" part.]
"YOU LIE" was also the truth.
[A new trend! It's called "pulling a Grayson."]
The demon rats are the pissy little small minded thin-skinned hypocrites so bent & twisted on 'winning' they'll do anything to destroy the country.
[That just isn't going to work, ben, I hate to tell ya.]
Nah, just call david letterman.
Insert Ben Burch joke here.
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The democrats are laughing behind your back.
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