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DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-09 ("Obama (That Bumblin' Clown)" Loses Olympics for Chicago)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/03/2009 1:34:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson


President Obama, I come from Chicago. I was born in Chicago. Chicago was where I grew up. Mr. President, you are not a Chicagoan.

Yes, it's true. I, Charles Henrickson, was born and raised in Chicago, in the city. I was that rarest of creatures there--a registered Republican. And I love my hometown. Even as I detest the corrupt Democratic machine that runs it. The Chicago I grew up in, the Chicago of Hizzoner da Mare, was corrupt, yes. But the Chicago of today, under da Mare's kid, Richie, is both corrupt and radically leftist, fostering the likes of an outsider community organizer named Barack Obama.

The Kenyan-Indonesian-Hawaiian is not a true Chicagoan. And he's not a very good pitchman, either. Competing to host the 2016 Olympics, Team Obama (Barry, Michelle, Oprah, and Richie) could not even muster a bronze medal, finishing fourth out of four to Tokyo, Madrid, and Rio de Janeiro.

What do the DUmmies have to say about the Denmark Debacle? We'll find out, in this THREAD, "Chicago eliminated from 2016 Olympics bid."

But before we do, let's mount the podium and sing along, in honor of Team Obama's last-place finish:

OBAMA (THAT BUMBLIN' CLOWN)
Tune: "Chicago (That Toddlin' Town)"

Obama, Obama, that bumblin' clown
Obama, Obama, he will fumble around--and flub it
Bet your teleprompter he'll lose the games for Chicago, Chicago
So bad that Oprah Winfrey will have to frown

Olympics are slim picks, when Barry's your shill
You do things like lose out to Brazil
He had the task, Chicago to sell
I had to laugh, he came with Michelle
O Chicago, Obama let you down!

Obama, Obama, that bumblin' clown
Obama, Obama, he'll fumble around--and flub it
Bet your teleprompter he'll lose the games for Chicago, Chicago
So bad that Oprah Winfrey will have to frown

Olympics are slim picks, when Barry's your shill
You do things like losing out to Brazil--still
He had the task, Chicago to sell
I had to laugh when he came with Michelle
O Chicago, Obama--Obama sure let you down!

Now let's go to the DUmmieland venue, where the favorite event is Synchronized Swearing, and read the DUmmie comments, in Rationalization Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, native Chicagoan and the wag tailoring the doggerel, is in the [Barackets]:

Chicago eliminated from 2016 Olympics bid.

[The agony of defeat.]

Knocked out of the first round of voting

[Could not round up enough dead voters.]

At least Brazil will be saddled with the monetary problems, not the US.

[Let the rationalizations begin!]

Chicago would have become a living hell of Daley crony land-grabs

[So what would be different?]

Bread and Circuses are not really needed here.

[Graft and Patronage are!]

would any of the real problems of the city been dealt with till after 2016? At least now citizens of the city can ask real questions and hope they might be answered. If Chicago had gotten the games, everything would have been cheerfully ignored for the good of the games.

[See, Barack WANTED Chicago to lose! It's for the best!]

he can't compete with all those pretty ladies of carnival. He is cool. He is smart. He is charming. He is not a busty chorus line in nothing but feathers.

[Maybe if Oprah and Michelle had worn nothing but feathers, it would have helped. . . . Or not.]

In the eyes of the world America still has the stink of an unnecessary war, torture, and the instigation of a worldwide recession on it despite Obama's efforts to rebuild its image.

[Bush's fault! Of course!]

ESPN Radio didn't miss a beat. Colin Cowherd: "Rough month for Obama. First health care, now this." This must be why KO left sports broadcasting.

[Colin Cowherd is the Worst Person in the World.]

I'm sick to my stomach about it. . . .

[Barf Alert!]

Every other leader went. If he didn't Chicago would have lost for sure.

[Instead, with Obama leading the way, they came in last.]

Our Prez tried.

[Give him a ribbon for participation.]

one positive aspect to this lost bid. Americans are largely ignorant of the horrible time foreigners are given entering the U.S.

[Now we can be ready for all the foreigners who won't be entering here in 2016.]

I think this was a deserved rebuke. The President shouldn't have gotten involved.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Way to go Obama. Another loss...a very avoidable one.

[It's a Troll Triathlon!]

Perhaps we are not so popular anymore? Even the world's best propagandists can't hide the disgusting truth about our criminal activities forever.

[Are you referring to the Daley Machine?]

There's nothing disgusting about the U.S. I love my country, and it is the best in the world. . . .

[From worst to first, in nine short months--thanx to Obamassiah!]

I'm amazed at how many thought Chicago was a foregone conclusion. Why? Because we're the United States, and everything is ours by right? Those days are gone.

[Hooray! Down with America! Viva Obama!]

The Republicans wanted him to fail. They are to blame. . . .

[Yes! Yes! Blame the Republicans! Blame them for everything! BAAAD Rethuglicans!]

errrrr . . . yeah I dont think the ioc is controlled by the gop

[SHHH!!! QUIET!!!]

the republicans wanted him to fail and they succeeded

[It's Rovian Mind-Control!]

Obama is not to blame for the IOC choice of Rio. . . . What Obama IS to blame for is acting like a Mayor instead of the POTUS, putting the personal prestige of the Presidency on the line without having sewn everything up in advance. His fault. Not Repugs, or RWers, or Beck, or Pelosi, or Reid, or any other scapegoats. HIS fault, for squandering political capital on a trivial matter. . . What will wavering Blue Dogs make of him now? Who will follow his lead and go out on a limb for him? And he has nobody to blame but himself. Olympic-sized fail.

[EPIC Fail! And the Gold Kewpie Doll goes to you, DUmmie rayofreason!]

Chicago's not all that. I mean, it's a nice city, has a lot going for it, but if Obama wasn't from there it would never have been as much in the running as it was. It's no Rio.

[Thanx to Obama--who, btw, is NOT "from there"--Chicago lost out to a city with an even WORSE crime rate!]

Now Obama can get back to promoting something that would REALLY benefit all Americans. . . .

[Like resigning?]

This Olympics nonsense is a dumb diversion. I voted for Obama hoping for health care reform and and end to the wars. In my book, he's zero for two.

[Zero possumus!]

It's time to let someone else have the limelight. Go Rio!!!!

[That's Rio de Janeiro, for those of you in Rio Linda.]

The latest incident of a gang violence in Chicago did not help the cause.

[THAT'S RACIST!]

It'd be nice to see it hosted South America for a change. Brazil or Rio either one would be historic for South America.

[Yep, Brazil or Rio, either one.]

I blame the racisim of the tea baggers.

[They would have thrown tea bags into the Chicago River and turned it black.]

So none of the steroids and the blood doping with be in the US? Sounds good to me.

[The Paucity of Dope.}

We're like a married couple that no one wants to visit because while one spouse is a nice likable person, the other is a rude obnoxious a-hole. They won't come here because they'd rather not have to deal with our right wing lunatics.

[Lock the Republicans in the attic, and maybe somebody will come and visit us.]

Obama is an idiot! . . . I see more and more tone deafness. The bailouts are the biggest ($$$$$!) example. He can't seem to communicate with ordinary people and convince them that the government is not going to take over their health care, unionize all doctors within the SEIU, and make all the decisions in DC. And now this. How DARE he squander political capital on something that was so iffy, so that he appears to be weak and incompetent!

{Sorry, rayofreason, one comment like this gets you a Kewpie Doll, but two make you a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

WTG Brazil!!

[A Brazil nut checks in.]

Ironically, only people who would have benefitted from the Chicago Games would have been Republicans. Or as they're otherwise known, Chicago's "Democratic Machine", a cesspool of corruption and cronyism. . . .

[So Daley, Blago, Emanuel, Obama himself--they're all really REPUBLICANS???]

Ah, but do the wingnuts realize this?? Only a few days ago, this country WON the right to stage a major international sporting event. We're going to host the 2014 Gay Games right here in CLEVELAND!!!!!!

[WHOO-HOO!!! USA! USA! USA!]

And it's gonna be FABULOUS!!!!

[I can hardly wait for the Synchronized Swishing!]

I feel like i'm on crazy pills here. . . .

[Understandable.]

F*CK THE OLYMPICS!

[Coming to Cleveland, 2014.]

When it comes to selling America, the president is our greatest asset.

[Two letters too many there.]

International Sailing hates Lake Michigan. U.S. would dominate sailing events if they were on Lake Michigan.

[That's it! It's a Vast International Sailing Conspiracy! Barry got sailboated!]

I think many people underestimate the true value of the olympics. would we have ever had a butter Shawn Johnson, if it not have been for the olympics?

[D*mn! Obama's incompetence has COST us more butter gymnasts!]



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2016olympics; chicago; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; epicfail; failure; illinois; obama; olympics
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"And to think--we could have had a butter Shawn Johnson in Chicago!"


1 posted on 10/03/2009 1:34:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wbW5bIzAWU&feature=player_embedded

Video of obama trashing the US in effort to “win for Chicago” - total a— clown!


2 posted on 10/03/2009 1:36:16 PM PDT by VRWCTexan (Obama-scare is the "real" Cash for Clunker Program!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

OPEN-PING CEREMONIES!


3 posted on 10/03/2009 1:38:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Faster, Higher, DUmber!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DUmmie FUnnies Rock!


4 posted on 10/03/2009 1:38:22 PM PDT by Signalman
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To: Charles Henrickson
It was a guaranteed win until Obama got on the plane and went there. Japan wouldn't get it, as it's too soon after Beijing, Spain's completely bankrupt and wouldn't be able to finish anything, and then there was Chicago which means a huge chunk of change for the IOC, and all the member committees and organizations. It's been some lean years, especially with Vancouver in the red, and everyone was looking forward to the cash infusion that comes with a US Olympics.

But the IOC asserts it's independence whenever challenged, and having Obama show up to make the presentation changed it from a victory to a 1st round defeat. Ranking less than Spain? The White House wanted an easy victory and like everything Obama does, he snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

5 posted on 10/03/2009 1:41:25 PM PDT by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 5?


6 posted on 10/03/2009 1:42:12 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Charles Henrickson
It'd be nice to see it hosted South America for a change. Brazil or Rio either one would be historic for South America.

Buy that liberal a map and a brain...more proof them dems is smartar tha' the rest o' us. /s

7 posted on 10/03/2009 1:42:22 PM PDT by highlander_UW (To anger a conservative tell him a lie. To anger a liberal tell him the truth.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This must be why KO left sports broadcasting.

I don't do drugs, when did KO leave sports broadcasting? He was on last Sunday night. Maybe NBC read my email.

8 posted on 10/03/2009 1:45:51 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I don't remember Americans being called "racists" when we fought against Hillarycare.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Any ZZTop fans in the audience tonight?

Jesus just lost the olympics
Well now, jesus just lost the olympics and he’s bound to lose health care too.
Yeah, yeah.
Losin from one end to the other and all votes in between.

..............


9 posted on 10/03/2009 1:46:51 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; mylife; Arrowhead1952; All
Zero...


Paper Lace~The Night Chicago Died

heh-heh!

10 posted on 10/03/2009 1:50:05 PM PDT by LUV W (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

11 posted on 10/03/2009 1:50:51 PM PDT by kanawa
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Obama is an idiot! . . "

Mega dittos!!

12 posted on 10/03/2009 1:52:18 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (Where's The Birth Certificate)
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To: Charles Henrickson
In the eyes of the world America still has the stink of an unnecessary war, torture, and the instigation of a worldwide recession on it despite Obama's efforts to rebuild its image.

Except for the part where (as another Freeper noted somewhere): If the world wanted to snub Bush they wouldn't have made Chicago a finalist in the first place, during his term.

13 posted on 10/03/2009 1:52:19 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

He used to be a sports anchor at ESPN but left (was fired??) before his move to MSNBC to pursue “serious journalism”..


14 posted on 10/03/2009 1:52:28 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info..)
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To: kanawa

15 posted on 10/03/2009 1:53:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Faster, Higher, DUmber!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Every other leader went. If he didn't Chicago would have lost for sure.

WHAT? What the heck is that supposed to mean? If he didn't Chicago would have lost for sure. He DID go and they lost for sure. This is why we refer to him as ZERO, you doofus.

16 posted on 10/03/2009 1:55:52 PM PDT by bcsco (Hopey changey down the drainey...)
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To: VRWCTexan
one positive aspect to this lost bid. Americans are largely ignorant of the horrible time foreigners are given entering the U.S.

Uh, I think this guy, whatever, just got ZOTTED here earlier.

17 posted on 10/03/2009 1:58:18 PM PDT by bcsco (Hopey changey down the drainey...)
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To: LUV W

18 posted on 10/03/2009 2:00:11 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Faster, Higher, DUmber!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ahhhh...I love to see “Zero fail” in the aftermath! :D


19 posted on 10/03/2009 2:01:57 PM PDT by LUV W (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
It'd be nice to see it hosted South America for a change. Brazil or Rio either one would be historic for South America.

[Yep, Brazil or Rio, either one.]

Actually, it would be historic for a DUmmie to get his geography right for a change...

20 posted on 10/03/2009 2:02:26 PM PDT by bcsco (Hopey changey down the drainey...)
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