Posted on 10/04/2009 12:21:07 PM PDT by John Semmens
Though he has profited by over $50 million selling his product in the marketplace, left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore contends that capitalism hasn’t done him any good. “If I made all that money, where is it?” Moore asked.
While wags may jibe that there is ample evidence that Moore has put a large portion of his profits into augmenting his personal girth, Moore contended that “a system that allows a person to frivolously spend on items that endanger their health, like America does, victimizes people.”
Moore argued that “a socialist government like Cuba would’ve still let me make movies, but would also have provided the external discipline to save me from my vices. I’d have been able to become a big man politically without being allowed to become a big man physically.”
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What an arse!
What a Maroon....
Can the man not afford a one-way ticket to Cuba and thus, SALVATION?
...“a system that allows a person to frivolously spend on items that endanger their health, like America does, victimizes people.”
“a socialist government like Cuba would’ve still let me make movies, but would also have provided the external discipline to save me from my vices. I’d have been able to become a big man politically without being allowed to become a big man physically.”
Did this come from the Onion?
Anybody but Michael Moore, I’d say this was satire.
Filmmaker Says Communism could improved His Life
Ironically, there is no mention of his charitable giving ... oh
Would have improved my life too if he lived in Communism. Lets send him to Zimbabwe. I bet he can lose weight there.
The cash registers of McDonald's, KFC, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and Dunkin' Donuts know where it went.
So Mikey please do go on the Cuba diet. Whatever they’re eating in Cuba, be it rice measured by the teaspoon or whatever, you eat that too. Even better, do it in Cuba.
The rest of us American fatsos will have to look to Weight Watchers and the like.
I hope everyone sees it clearly says, “By John Semmens: Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News”. Satire, get it, satire.
The Fat Bastard is welcome to send me a check for the amount of $$ that he feels he shouldn’t have.
Junk food isn’t THAT expensive. I would challenge Mikey to show us his books. If he’s been generous to ACORN, say, then tell us.
It actually says so in the title. Satire.
The mystery is solved!
Does Moore keep his money in a coffee can in the back yard? If not, he is a capitalist by extension and a pig of the first order.
If this yahoo is so unhappy here, then there is nothing stopping him from leaving our capitalistic country and going to cuba. Go on fat boy, if this place is so bad, then get the hell out. For the most part, it works for us as long as the govt. gets the hell out of our way.
It actually says so in the name of the source [sorry not title my bad]. Satire.
Further proof that liberalism IS a mental disorder!
However, the reason this is such great humor is there is a large element of the con man to Moore's self serving posturing. Moore is a hypocrite and a fraud pocketing 10s of millions from gullible fools by hysterically whining all the time about the “evil rich”.
He has meet the enemy, and he is it.
Poor fat baby. In Africa he’s be starving (his big belly would be only a swollen stomach from starvation) and in Germany he’d be told to go exercise for a month. In any other country he’d stay where he started—son of a working class father growing up to work for the gubermint or the factory. Neither of which would make him rich and he would be taxed even more to the max then he is now.
- Food to feed his fat arse.
- Continually re-clothing his increasingly fat arse
- Taxes on what little is left
Only a fool continues to work at something where he isn't making money. Perhaps he should find another endeavor... like a job.
If only Michael Moore grew up in the anti-capitalist paradise of Cuba!
Exclusive photo of Michael Moore living on the 900 calories per day alloted by the Cuban Rationing Book for all Cuban slaves, I mean citizens:
Moore, as far as I know lives most of the time in the United States...still the greatest nation on the face of the earth.
People here are free to choose to be happy or unhappy. It don't take money to be happy...it don't take fame to be happy...all that is required is for you to decide to be happy, no matter what.
It is clear that Moore has the resources and intelligence to make a good living and be happy.....so the only conclusion that can be made is that he made the conscious decision to be unhappy.
Too bad for him....it has to be miserable life going around looking like a bum and trashing your own country every chance you get.
...as for me, I choose happiness.
My grandchildren love to come to Gerts and my home(married 51 years yesterday)...we have a small amount stashed for a rainy day...I am still working and intend to until I fall out of my chair at work..
What Moore does or does not do makes no difference in my life, or that of my family. I intend to arrange my affairs so that nothing Obama and his merry band of gay blades do affects us much.
Yes, I choose happiness, and I would pray that Michael Moore would also choose happiness, and to join us who love God, our family and our Country.
Well then you big ugly A**, move right away to Cuba or Hugo’s house or or any other fully commie country.Get your dirt out of here.
you are too kind.
Just look at him, the guy can have anything and he is still depressd and depressing.
MM is proof that liberalism is a mental disorder.
I just pray if i ever thought like those people someone would shoot me.
You spent it at Burger King, fat boy.
A WALKING HEART ATTACK ON DISPLAY!!! Remember poor ol John Candy? He was huge too and dies young from heart disease..
0bama should get after this fat slob as he makes 0bama and his commie pals look bad...tsk tsk.
Then move your fat azz to Cuba you worthless waste of space!
Moore wants us to “spread our money around” even to groups we can’t stand and disagree with ( like ACORN ) - I want to know what Rush’s take is on Moore’s millions? My guess? Not a dime./
If he was born in Cuba he wouldn’t be fat! there might be some truth to that because he would NOT have had money or excess food and he would be working in the cane fields his entire life. He might be lean and hard. Can we ship him to Cuba on a raft or would the currents not take him there?
This from the guy who was giving an interview from a PRIVATE JET, two weeks ago...
And no one in the media (but Fox) dares to point out this hypocrisy???
I’d have some tiny amount of respect for him if he gave away all of his worldly goods to others. Not going to happen of course.
How cruel! You know it is the governments fault that MM is a gluttonous hog, because it lets him be one! Where is your compassion? sarcasm//>
You spent it all on food, alcohol and partying, you fat arsed idiot!
Yes, all the indulgences America’s poor have experienced will soon come to an end as the anti Americans make them too poor to waste time pretending to be poor, but they’ll have people who care, like Moore.
And this fat A$$ had the gull to wear a Spartan Cap.
“And this fat A$$ had the gull to wear a Spartan Cap.”
Gulls aren’t big enough, it was an albatross!!
One way ticket to Cuba, please!
You invested in things like Halliburton, you fat liar.
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