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Ahmadinejad claims US slavery a hoax
www.daveweinbaum.com ^ | October 1, 2009 | Dave Weinbaum

Posted on 10/07/2009 5:31:17 AM PDT by nutsonthebus

In an astonishing change of verbiage, President Obama’s favorite let’s-sit-down-to-chat Islamofacist, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has left the Holocaust denial business momentarily for a new claim. Mad (our president’s endearing nickname for the little Hitler wannabe) said, “Slavery never occurred in the USA . It was a hoax to get welfare, Affirmative Action and elect Obama president. America is an enemy of Islam! We will wipe you off the map!” He claimed this just as Iran ’s second underground nuke plant was exposed to the world.

This precipitated a heated phone call from Dear Leader to Jihad Central in Tehran : “Hey Mad, what’s up with the slavery lie? Thought we agreed it was okay to denounce the Jew Hallycoaster thing, but why are you calling slavery a fake?”

Mad: “Mr. President, I may be Mad, but I’m NOT one of your stupid Kool-Aid drinkers! At the UN, Little Devil Netanyahu gave irrefutable evidence that the Holocaust really happened. I had to maintain at least a falafel of credibility. In case you hadn’t noticed, evil revolutionaries have taken to the streets.”

Read the rest at www.daveweinbaum.com/column100109.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: ahmadinejad; islamofacist; obama; slavery
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1 posted on 10/07/2009 5:31:18 AM PDT by nutsonthebus
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To: nutsonthebus

This has already been posted.

The Iranian president is a dangerous fool.


2 posted on 10/07/2009 5:32:31 AM PDT by dforest (Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
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To: nutsonthebus

He must be wearing some sort of rose colored glasses.


3 posted on 10/07/2009 5:38:16 AM PDT by navygal (Palin 2012, change you will be begging for.)
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To: indylindy

[The Iranian president is a dangerous fool.]

Our first American elected communist party and cohorts of theirs, aka. the democrats marxist party of America, is the most dangerous of enemies of America.
It is and obamanaiton what the democrats and rinos are doing to Ameicans and our allies.


4 posted on 10/07/2009 5:39:14 AM PDT by kindred (Facts are a stubborn thing, but people are even more stubborn and will deny facts.)
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To: nutsonthebus

...these guys have nukes - maybe just a few right now - but they got them...Ahmmi wants a fight - he wants the world to stumble into a conflict for the excuse to use them. He’ll hit Israel first - Saudi Arabia since they are Sunnis and maybe a European target...he wants this and needs it to stay in power. They are beating right now that 0bama doesn’t have the minerals to launch a counter-strike...and once everyone sees what they have - it will only bolster their credibility to the Arab world that they have struck the Jews and stood up against the Great Satan — it’s coming - really soon...


5 posted on 10/07/2009 5:39:48 AM PDT by BCW (http://babylonscovertwar.com)
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To: kindred

I totally agree. I am sickened by it.


6 posted on 10/07/2009 5:41:20 AM PDT by dforest (Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
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To: nutsonthebus

Heh... one must give credit to Ahmadinejad, at least he made his birth records public. :)


7 posted on 10/07/2009 5:48:04 AM PDT by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: nutsonthebus
White Americans acknowledge slavery was bad, are sorry it happened (even if they think it is a stupid idea to pay reparations), and generally have a good opinion of black people as a whole. For this, our President silently hates us, and America, to the point that he would sit, smiling, in a pew for twenty years and listen to a racist.

Mr. Dinnerjacket thinks Slavery was made up to get welfare, hates jews, must hate blacks, and probably thinks the President is a wussy, weak, scheming, evil American. For this, the President approaches him as a fawning, weak little surrendur monkey with a credit card.

8 posted on 10/07/2009 5:58:34 AM PDT by 50sDad (The Left cannot understand life is not in a test tube. Raise taxes, & jobs go away.)
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To: nutsonthebus
Slavery never occurred in the USA . It was a hoax to get welfare, Affirmative Action and elect Obama president. America is an enemy of Islam! We will wipe you off the map!

Poor guy doesn't understand that it doesn't take a ruse or a conspiracy or anything else to get welfare in the USA. All it takes is bleeding heart liberals and fifth column progressives. ACORN should infiltrate IRAN.

9 posted on 10/07/2009 6:04:21 AM PDT by x_plus_one (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. George Orwell)
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To: nutsonthebus

I sense satire

Confirmation?


10 posted on 10/07/2009 6:12:16 AM PDT by Safrguns
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To: navygal

“He must be wearing some sort of rose colored glasses.”

More likely that he makes outrageous statements so people will scream, shout and run in circles.... keeps them too occupied for more serious considerations.


11 posted on 10/07/2009 6:28:36 AM PDT by Peter Horry (Never were abilities so much below mediocrity so well rewarded - John Randolph)
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To: nutsonthebus

Funny piece of satire...but if Aham’jad really did say that about slavery he could be right. Slavery had been over for almost 100 years when LBJ’s Great Society used it as an excuse to re-distribute the wealth.

You know it still behooves me that ‘The Once’ has never apologized for his Luo muslim ancestors selling indigenous black Africans on the slave markets on the road to Mombassa.

We KNOW so far he’s scored an “F” on world history, but surely his ‘dreams of his father’ (snort) would’ve led him to take History of the African Continent 101?

Does he just have lying thunder lips? Is he just a con-man? Or do his history revisionist delusions just write that part of history out of his tiny mind? Or is he just STUPID?


12 posted on 10/07/2009 7:07:54 AM PDT by RowdyFFC (Nancy Pelosi...please deny her any health care....)
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To: nutsonthebus
Yes, the chains, the whips, the plantations, the trans-Atlantic slave trade, etc. were all a hoax. You one smart cat, Ahmanutjob. Bet.
13 posted on 10/07/2009 9:04:22 AM PDT by cranked
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