Skip to comments.Woman Claims Obama is Her Jesus
Posted on 10/08/2009 2:11:38 PM PDT by kendmaes
"I've officially been saved, and soon, whether they like it or not, the rest of the country will be too. I will follow him....."
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lol....Words fail me......
A ‘Barf Alert’ would help.
Que up the hit machine:
I will follow Him(Sister Act, Whoopie Goldberg)
have pity on this poor deluded soul
What Would Reagan Do?
Maggie Mertens, the woman in question...
The moonbat is in for a huge letdown.
Delusional and disgusting.
This woman is an absolute idiot. What’s scary is there are many more just like her!!
Y’know...God doesn’t like competition. If Obama gets a big head and actually BELIEVES he’s more than human....
Think about it.
My interest was piqued, but the dark time lived on until my faith in others was renewed on Jan. 4 in the Iowa state primary. Obama had beat out squeaky clean southern boy John Edwards and former first lady and next in the line of political succession Hillary Clinton. I was in shock. And then I came to Jesus/Obama.
I donated to the campaign. I followed every primary with bated breath, and muttered my prayers to the political gods while proselytizing the miracle of my new prophet. I got a car magnet, I bought a t-shirt; a pin and bumper sticker are on their way to my campus mailbox. Then the media and right wing questioning began: what is he? A rock star, or the next president? Bono or Britney? The naysayers used his popularity among young people against him. Who had ever heard of political posters in college dorm rooms? Bumper stickers on the back of your high school neighbor’s Jetta? Guess what those “Jesus is my homeboy” t-shirts were replaced with at Urban Outfitters? A smiling Obama under his own cutesy sayings like “Obama for yo Mama.”
I must admit, I questioned this myself. After all, would I have ever bought a t-shirt with Al Gore’s face on it? Was this all he was, the newest pop culture fad? I questioned my newfound faith - was it all only a phase, like the time I thought I was Baptist in junior high? But my inner dogmatic struggle only helped cement my beliefs as I followed politics more closely than ever before. Obama’s mere presence, knowledge and enthusiasm in the political realm inspired my own desire to understand what exactly had gone wrong, what exactly he could do to remedy the mess we’d made............................................
I keep looking for an Onion or Scrappleface url... its gotta be there, yes?
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