Woman Claims Obama is Her Jesus

Pensamientos ^ | October 8, 2009 | Ken Maes

[kendmaes]

"I've officially been saved, and soon, whether they like it or not, the rest of the country will be too. I will follow him....."

[humblegunner]

He’ll take the Gom Jabar and become a priestess I bet.

[Slings and Arrows]

The Gom Jabar kills animals.

[The Comedian]

Obama is Nix.

[humblegunner]

It kills a lot of people.

[50mm]

See posts 31 and 40 for Zero worship. Disgusting!

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[MissouriConservative]

Well, when you have a vacuum between your ears, something will always have to fill that dead air...and this woman is living proof.

[Sparko]

Maggie Mertens is hard up, pitching her resume.

When she puffs it with

” Live-blogged from the Obama Inauguration in Washington, D.C. Jan. 2009 – May 2009. “

you know you’re digging deep and close to hopeless. I want Obama to adopt her like a second dog. See how The First Pear likes that.

[Cloverfarm]

“Jesus saves the party: I’m back and I brought more ice.”

I like that, in light of making water into wine at the wedding reception in Cana. Now that was REALLY saving the party!

B.O. seems more like Herod.

[Happyinmygarden]

Interesting that you don’t see any Asians or Hispanics in these line-ups for freebee extravaganzas.

No, I am not racist but if 10% of the population is black, and it is reasonable to assume that at least half of the black population is self-reliant, hard-working, and taking care of themselves and their families, then this means that our entire nation is held hostage by 5% or less of our entire population because every government program seems to be aimed at taking care of the black community.

It seems rather nutty to me.

[Let's Roll]

Whatever gets her 15 minutes ...

[Theo]

If you were “not trying to drive traffic anywhere,” you wouldn’t just post an excerpt.

Come on, I’ve been here a few more years than you. I know what you’re doing. It’s not “against the rules,” but it’s not typical behavior for real FReepers. Just saying.