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Posted on 10/09/2009 9:42:21 AM PDT by greyfoxx39

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: absurd; clown; gutbusting; hilarious; jokeonfreerepublic; laffin; laughingstock; lmao; ludicrous; nobel; notfunny; obama; obamawins; ojester; ridiculous; wasteofspace
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1 posted on 10/09/2009 9:42:21 AM PDT by greyfoxx39
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To: greyfoxx39

I have - at my desk at lunch - it’s funny as heck too!


2 posted on 10/09/2009 9:43:34 AM PDT by mom4melody
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To: greyfoxx39

I resisted as long as I could..


3 posted on 10/09/2009 9:43:45 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard)
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To: greyfoxx39

Shouldn’t this be in Breaking News?


4 posted on 10/09/2009 9:43:59 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: greyfoxx39

lol.

What a great time.


5 posted on 10/09/2009 9:44:02 AM PDT by GeronL ("On my twelfth day in office, Nobel nominated me..")
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To: brytlea; Diana in Wisconsin; Kakaze; Tammy8; unkus; metmom; Cap Huff; svcw; leapfrog0202; Concho; ..
laughing bear
6 posted on 10/09/2009 9:44:08 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Nobel...consolation prize to Zero for not being able to produce gazillions for his Chicago cronies.)
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To: earlJam

lololol!


7 posted on 10/09/2009 9:44:30 AM PDT by GeronL ("On my twelfth day in office, Nobel nominated me..")
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To: greyfoxx39

AWESOME!!! Thank you FR!!!


8 posted on 10/09/2009 9:44:46 AM PDT by PatriotGirl827 (Pray for the United States of America!)
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To: greyfoxx39

It’s hysterical...


9 posted on 10/09/2009 9:44:59 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: greyfoxx39

FReepers rock!! Too funny. Thanks for making Friday fun!!


10 posted on 10/09/2009 9:46:10 AM PDT by dixiebelle
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To: greyfoxx39

Basically any award ANYWHERE will be pointless after this. Even a few libs seem to be in shock!


11 posted on 10/09/2009 9:46:21 AM PDT by Joann37
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To: greyfoxx39

I haven’t laughed this hard in I don’t know how long. Thanks, guys.


12 posted on 10/09/2009 9:46:26 AM PDT by Excellence (Meet your new mother-in-law, the United States Government)
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To: Ramius

Oh Glorious Leader!


13 posted on 10/09/2009 9:46:31 AM PDT by mbarker12474 (If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
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To: greyfoxx39

I sent my hubby the one on the Stanley Cup and then had to call him and tell him to just read down the front page.

You could hear people people busting up in the background!!!!!!


14 posted on 10/09/2009 9:46:35 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
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To: greyfoxx39

3rd one down, NHL season canceled I properly placed in Chat, not breaking...but thanks for noticing the article anyway..:)


15 posted on 10/09/2009 9:46:57 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info..)
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To: greyfoxx39

hahahahahaha!


16 posted on 10/09/2009 9:47:00 AM PDT by novemberslady
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To: greyfoxx39

Laughing like hell!


17 posted on 10/09/2009 9:47:12 AM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: greyfoxx39

I think it’s hilarious. But I’m waiting for the one that says. “Second Coming Cancelled. God decides two Messiah’s are unnecessary. Leaves Earth in Obama’s hands.”


18 posted on 10/09/2009 9:47:35 AM PDT by newheart ("It will keep the government out of your health care decisions..." Barack Obama, July 23, 2009)
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To: Joann37

Basically any award ANYWHERE will be pointless after this.

when they awarded arafat the prize, it was pretty much a done deal.


19 posted on 10/09/2009 9:47:38 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard)
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To: greyfoxx39
ROTF!!!

Laughter really is the best medicine :)

20 posted on 10/09/2009 9:47:42 AM PDT by mewzilla (In politics the middle way is none at all. John Adams)
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To: greyfoxx39

Mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm.


21 posted on 10/09/2009 9:47:50 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear ('They're drinking the juice.'~ Barack H. Obama)
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To: greyfoxx39
Just caught it, didn't realize it was the mods, LOL! YOU GUYS/GALS ROCK!!! Bwahahaha!

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22 posted on 10/09/2009 9:48:16 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: greyfoxx39

This is the most I’ve laughed in days!


23 posted on 10/09/2009 9:48:27 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Communists need not apply.)
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To: Admin Moderator; Sidebar Moderator; Lead Moderator; Religion Moderator; Moderator Moderator; ...

Darn, I forgot the FR “courtesy pings”...my bad...


24 posted on 10/09/2009 9:48:35 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Nobel...consolation prize to Zero for not being able to produce gazillions for his Chicago cronies.)
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To: greyfoxx39

BREAKING: Barack Obama Given Credit For Having Sold The Most Girl Scout Cookies!


25 posted on 10/09/2009 9:49:14 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs)
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To: greyfoxx39

BREAKING: James Cameron Declares Obama ‘KING OF THE WORLD’!


26 posted on 10/09/2009 9:49:35 AM PDT by Cinnamon Girl (G-d Bless President Bush. He kept us safe.)
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To: pillut48

Well, the mods aren’t doing the posting, but they certainly are aiding and abetting!


27 posted on 10/09/2009 9:49:35 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Nobel...consolation prize to Zero for not being able to produce gazillions for his Chicago cronies.)
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To: greyfoxx39

I just read that he broke the 3 minute mile. He plans to attempt an under two hours marathon tomorrow - AFTER he breaks the worlds record by eating 57 hot dogs in under 3 minutes. To quote obama, “I want to eat one hot dog for every state I’ve visited.


28 posted on 10/09/2009 9:49:39 AM PDT by Living Free in NH (Where's MY bailout???)
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To: greyfoxx39

I hope the mods leave all those headlines up. I’ve been laughing so hard that I’m about to pass out for lack of air.


29 posted on 10/09/2009 9:50:08 AM PDT by oldvike
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To: greyfoxx39; All
tweet all the "obama has been awarded" or "obama has won" jokes on twitter under the hashtag

#nobelol
30 posted on 10/09/2009 9:51:55 AM PDT by Minus_The_Bear
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
3rd one down, NHL season canceled I properly placed in Chat, not breaking...but thanks for noticing the article anyway..:)

Looks like a mod moved it...I copied these directly from the sidebar.

31 posted on 10/09/2009 9:52:02 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Nobel...consolation prize to Zero for not being able to produce gazillions for his Chicago cronies.)
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To: greyfoxx39

BWAHAHAHAHA! I love FReepers.

I am splitting my sides with laughter.


32 posted on 10/09/2009 9:52:51 AM PDT by Palladin (ACORN is a criminal enterprise.)
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To: greyfoxx39

LOL! this thread is a keeper! :)


33 posted on 10/09/2009 9:54:04 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: Joann37

Yes, I was terribly disappointed that YOU LIE!/HolyO {cue angelic music} won ALL the trophies on my daughter’s 9 y/o soccer team for this season, to be awarded in December!

She’s heartbroken, I tell ya, heartbroken.

{ snickers }


34 posted on 10/09/2009 9:54:24 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: Palladin
A new one off Twitter...BREAKING: Obama's Nobel acceptance speech wins Nobel Prize for Literature!
35 posted on 10/09/2009 9:54:43 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Nobel...consolation prize to Zero for not being able to produce gazillions for his Chicago cronies.)
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To: pillut48
YOU LIE!/HolyO {cue angelic music} won ALL the trophies on my daughter’s 9 y/o soccer team for this season, to be awarded in December!

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36 posted on 10/09/2009 9:56:30 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Nobel...consolation prize to Zero for not being able to produce gazillions for his Chicago cronies.)
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To: greyfoxx39

HAHAHAHAHA!

Did he get the prize for Biggest Loser yet?


37 posted on 10/09/2009 9:57:32 AM PDT by Palladin (ACORN is a criminal enterprise.)
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To: oldvike

I hear you! My spleen is aching here! ;-)


38 posted on 10/09/2009 9:57:57 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: pillut48

XD


39 posted on 10/09/2009 9:58:17 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
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To: Cinnamon Girl
BREAKING: James Cameron Declares Obama ‘KING OF THE WORLD’!

Leo DiCaprio on suicide watch!

40 posted on 10/09/2009 9:59:20 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: greyfoxx39

then someone else put it there, not I..but this is a humorous thread..:)


41 posted on 10/09/2009 10:03:44 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info..)
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To: greyfoxx39

Never have I seen so prominent an individual become so ridiculous so fast. Between the efforts of IOC and the Nobel people, Obama has become a mainstream laughing-stock. We’ve known all along, of course, that he was a laughing-stock but now even the MSM will not be able to avoid it. Watch for the late night comedians’ treatment.


42 posted on 10/09/2009 10:05:40 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Nepolean fries the idea powder)
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To: greyfoxx39

HA,HA,HA,HA,HA...brilliant!!!


43 posted on 10/09/2009 10:06:03 AM PDT by Motorheadlemmy ('Hey Clark, I bet you could use a cold one...')
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To: Living Free in NH

Dang! I just spit coffee on my laptop!


44 posted on 10/09/2009 10:06:34 AM PDT by ninergold3 ("Has it ever occurred to you that nothing occurs to God?" -Mark Lowry)
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To: greyfoxx39

haha, great work, show’s what a joke the Obammy really is!


45 posted on 10/09/2009 10:12:58 AM PDT by Bassfire (sure you can trust the government, just ask an Indian)
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To: greyfoxx39

Much needed chuckles.
BREAKING...IOC announces “Just kidding!”


46 posted on 10/09/2009 10:13:21 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast ( If you have kids, you have no right of privacy that the govt can't flick off your shoulder.)
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To: greyfoxx39

What?! No MVP Superbowl 2010?


47 posted on 10/09/2009 10:13:55 AM PDT by carolinablonde ("The Constitution protects all of us, not just those on the left." - Gov. Sarah Palin)
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To: greyfoxx39

Hey! He also won the Pillsbury Bake Off.


48 posted on 10/09/2009 10:16:26 AM PDT by PghBaldy
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Current General Chat(whoever he is) page:

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oldleft to Braak
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LIVE FROM CORSUCANT- OBAMA DECLARED NEW GALACTIC EMPEROR!!!
Friday, October 09, 2009 13:20:36 · 6 of 9
Navy Patriot to Braak
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BREAKING-Apple renames products “OMac, OPhone & OPod”
Friday, October 09, 2009 13:20:30 · 3 of 3
cblue55 to Nomen Klatura
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White Smoke over Vatican, Cardinals Elect Obama as Pope!
Friday, October 09, 2009 13:20:18 · 7 of 7
Gator113 to VanDeKoik
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BREAKING...Obama Wins Best Actor Oscar for Portrayal as POTUS.
Friday, October 09, 2009 13:20:17 · 12 of 12
Larry Lucido to Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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BREAKING-Apple renames products “OMac, OPhone & OPod”
Friday, October 09, 2009 13:20:15 · 2 of 3
NavyCanDo to Nomen Klatura
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Barak Goes Back In Time, Repairs Black Sox Scandal, Buys Joe Jackson New Shoes
Friday, October 09, 2009 13:20:00 · 3 of 3
albie to InvisibleChurch
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The Free Republic “Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize” Quip Thread
Friday, October 09, 2009 13:19:55 · 76 of 76
6323cd to grey_whiskers
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Obama wins “Most Well Endowed” by “Hineyboy Magazine”.
Friday, October 09, 2009 13:19:49 · 7 of 7
PghBaldy to Vaquero
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LIVE FROM CORSUCANT- OBAMA DECLARED NEW GALACTIC EMPEROR!!!
Friday, October 09, 2009 13:19:35 · 5 of 9
Bobalu to edh
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White Smoke over Vatican, Cardinals Elect Obama as Pope!
Friday, October 09, 2009 13:19:19 · 6 of 7
mojitojoe to Rebelbase


49 posted on 10/09/2009 10:23:00 AM PDT by Rebelbase (This is the time of year when ACORNS fall.)
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To: PghBaldy

mmmm mmmmm good! Oh, wait, that’s Campbells.


50 posted on 10/09/2009 10:31:54 AM PDT by Excellence (Meet your new mother-in-law, the United States Government)
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