Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 10-09-09 (BREAKING: Obama wins the DUmmie P****d Prize!)
Posted on 10/09/2009 9:40:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Barack Obama may have won the Nobel Peace Prize today, but over in DUmmieland he has also succeeded in winning the DUmmie Pissed Prize! That's right, lots of DUmmies are PISSED that the Nobel would go to that imperialist warmonger, Barack McSame. So that means the loyal Obamabots are busy trying to put down the naysayers and put on a happy face. It all makes for anything BUT peace in DUmmieland, as we see in this THREAD, "Breaking News: Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize."
So let us now watch the DUmmies get a piece of Barack, in Red-Cape-in-Front-of-a-Bull Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping PJ and I win the Nobel Ping Prize, is in the [Barackets]:
Breaking News: Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize
[Breaking Promises: Obama wins DUmmie Pissed Prize]
The Nobel Committee said he was awarded it for "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples"
[. . . without actually doing anything.]
"His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population."
[Translation: He's just as weak and wussy as us Euroweenies.]
Congratulations to him!
[Peace be upon him.]
The whole week the majority of DU has been upset over Obama's Afghan policies. And, now, he gets a award, he is a peacemaker. No. He is not.
[Piss be upon him.]
No progressives on DU have complained about the award. You're stirring dookie for no reason here. We're ALL happy he won the Prize.
[SOMEBODY STIRRED UP THE DOOKIE!]
No, we're not.
[I'd like to have an argument, please.]
I did hear that they were considering him even before the election. . . .
[Before the foundation of the world.]
The war atrocities in Afghanistan is not peace making. Extending unethical and immoral Bush war policies....Keeping contracts with Blackwater....This is not Nobel Peace Prize worthy. It simply isn't. Flame away.
[This means WAR!]
Most of the progressives here are able to articulate a thought in more words than what you find on a fortune in a fortune cookie. You seem to trade in, at best, five word snippets.
[You will find opposition today.]
only when he ends the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq will I think he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
[Only when he ends the wars in DUmmiestan.]
I'm actually very pissed and working my way to saying some pretty harsh things about him.
[Oh, go for it!]
Onward and forward!
[Cussword and swearword!]
[Right on cue!]
We progressives are rec'ing this in spades. . . .
But if you don't cheerlead everything he's done, you are worse than Hitler. That seems to be the position of the Twirly Eyed True Believers.
[THEY TWIRLY BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
what the is the point? I think it reduces the value of the prize, and he hasn't actually achieved anything as yet. . . . this is a stupid move on the part of the committee.
[DUmmie AusDem, you have just won the DUFU Kewpie Doll for Brief Moments of Mental Clarity!]
You see unrec'ing a thread as a vote on the real life event described in the thread?. . . I sure don't think clicking a button on a DU thread is a vote on whether Obama should get the Nobel Peace Prize or not.
[Click to Enrage.]
What is it about the Committee's reasons did you not understand.
[OK, let's start with . . . How could he be nominated after just The First Eleven Days?]
Give Obama the Piece Prize. . . . No damn amurikan president deserves a peace prize. . . . For the primary job of any amurikan president is to offensively, aggressively, and immorally defend and expand the amurikan empire to further the enrichment of the insatiable amurikan ruling class. . . . Obama is still waging foreign war. . . . On the domestic war front he wages his softer, rhetoric masked, reagan class war on the despised working class on behalf of the bankster class.
[Get a piece of Barack . . . Barack McSame.]
This is premature. he's just getting started and this is going to put wood on the GOP fire. It just doesn't look good. I LOVE Obama and WANT him soooo badly to be successfu.
[Barack "Woody" Obama: Putting the "fu" in "successfu."]
Some people here think Obama doesn't deserve praise for anything.
[Mmm, mmm, mm, Barack McSame Obama. . . .]
And some people here sound more like 12 year old fans of a celebrity. . . .
There's no sleeping under the troll bridge because they work out of a sweat chop on the other side of the world for a dollar a day.
[SWEATY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]
Congrads, but for what? Forgive me, but I've been away from the news for a few days...What did the President win for?
[Getting the Olympics for Rio.]
I guess war is officially peace now.
[WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.]
shhhh...you're not supposed to mention that stuff today. Lets brush that under the rug 'kay?
[BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.]
WHAT FOR? Not being George W. Bush? Being a Democrat in the Presidency? Sorry, that shouldn't be enough to win a Nobel Peace Prize.
[And sorry to you! Only one DUFU Kewpie Doll per thread.]
Keeping both these wars going should disqualify President Obama from the PEACE Prize, until he withdraws. They are Obama's wars now.
[IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!]
When I read the news I just wondered if I had somehow gotten up in an alternate universe. . . .
[You have just crossed over into . . . The Reality-Based Community®.]
You don't get so much as a high-school diploma for trying and showing promise, do you?
[Barry tries hard and gets an "E" for "Emerging."]
So, in other words, they gotten taken in by the Hope and Change meme.
[Memes from Mein Führer.]
Oh, gotta go, we're about to attack the Moon!
[Alert the Moonbats!]
He'll have a Nobel prize case. Nobels lined up on shelves! Maybe now even a prize for moon shooting! We're shooting the moon! Take that, world!
[Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!]
Not to be disrespectful, but I don't understand what he's done to merit the Nobel Peace Prize.
["But when you look at my record it's very clear what I've done so far, and that is nothing. Nada. Almost one year and nothing to show for it."]
Come join me in my 23 Gun Salute/Happy Dance!
[Happiness Is a Warm 23 Gun Salute.]
I never go to Free Republic or watch Faux, but I am almost tempted today.
[Come over and read the DUmmie FUnnies! We know you do anyway!]
For defending the world against the Moon, of course
[Barack Obama: Keeping the world safe from the moon.]
DU continues to surprise me, and not in a good way.
[DUmmieland wins the Nobel Sur Prize.]
You might find that the Norwegians are in a position to give out prestigious prizes because they did not make enemies for themselves all over the world.
[They banned the exporting of lutefisk.]
"Kenyan Socialist fascist Nazi Hitler awarded Nobel Peace Prize." That's the headline I'm imagining over on crazyrepublicans.com, I mean freerepublic.com.
[Oh, we had ALL KINDS of "Obama wins" headlines today! They were FUn!]
Can't the naysayers give it a rest for a MINUTE?
OMEDETOU GOZAIMASU Obama sama! . . . Subarashi desuyo!
[Klaatu barada nikto!]
As a Norwegian doing a bachelors degree on North America i have to say i am incredibly surprised.
[A Norwegian bachelor farmer checks in.]
I guess the world doesn't reject Obama after all.
[BO's acceptance speech: "You like me, you really like me!"]
I can hear the talking heads and wingnuts saying, "why don't you just become president of Norwegia (sic) if they love you so much".
[FUn Fact: Barack Ole Obama was actually born near a fjord just outside Oslo!]
little boots was an easy act to follow in this regard
[From Caligula to Arugula.]
Giving the Nobel Peace prize to any sitting US official makes a mockery of the award. . . .
[Stand up, Barack! Let 'em see you! . . . Oh, God love ya! What am I talking about?]
Who were the other nominees?
[Ahmadinejad, Li'l Kim, and David Letterman. It was a close race.]
The Nobel committee has jumped the shark.
[And landed in the lutefisk.]
I just visited FR for the first time in months; it's pretty entertaining at the moment.
[And this DUFU only adds to the FUn!]
to the many trolls and Obama haters pissing on this thread, a hearty F*CK YOU.
[Spoken in that Barackian spirit of diplomacy.]
Attacking someone receiving an award...hmmm, very Kanye of everyone doing it. . . . those that want to jump up onstage and try to interrupt his honor are doing as much as Kanye West did and looking just as badly.
[Barack is being Swiftboated!]
Terrible choice! He just bombed the moon!
[Moonbats and minorities hardest hit!]
Everyone is asking, "what did he do?" I asked that too. What was it he did? Even Al Gore thought it was wierd. It is like shaking hands saying congrats but not knowing why. Hey Michael T. just goes to show you, you can buy anything. Hee hee hee hee. I can see if Mom Teresa, Einstein, Mandela wins. Back to rising thru the ranks like BHO has. Wait you will see him rise in the United Nations too. Then for a springboard into Atlantic, swim across, trot to Brussels, and become World Leader. Obama babe has dreams, and USA is just a steppingstone boys and girls. We's small potatoes. Pretty speeches and community org. does not make a hero. Esp. if his speeches have hidden meaning you have to listen closely-a big thank you to his speech writers who like to play with words. Wake up America!
[Hee hee hee hee.]
THE FREEP TROLLS ARE OUT IN FORCE!
[May the Force be with you. Hee! Hee!]
one world gummint! black heliflopters! barcode of the beast!!
we are now officially Bizarro World.
Give PING a chance!
He completely missed the real reason!!!
It was for being black!!! (seriously, after 11 days in office, what else could it be?)
Wow, gee, not sure which is more stupid for the folks in Oslo, least the other option did involve some body heat...
I always knew Hans Brix was a DUmmie.
Well, it’s good to see that quite a few DUmmies see this award for the farce that it is.
This phrasing made me laugh, Charles. it reminded me of a promotional voiceover for a 70s sitcom, and I started to imagine DU as an old-style network comedy:
[SKINNER, confidently:] Why, only an idiot would guarantee that a Rove indictment was imminent!
[WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, enter stage left:] Hullo!
I saw one of Will Pitt’s books at a remaindered-book sale, going for $1. I didn’t buy it because it seemed overpriced.
Yes, that it is! "DUmmieland" is our own private sitcom of the mind! Hijinx ensue!
Are you sure it wasn't a 2 for 1 sale?
Can Obama hold the EU president’s seat after Blair? Even though the US isnt a member of the EU? As best as I can tell Blair ignored a popular vote to get the position. Sound familiar? Hell anything is possible. Hopey changey and all that.
It’s a small thing, really, Mr. Admin Mod, but when I posted this thread I forgot to put a space in the title between the “10-09-09” and the parenthesis after it. If you would be so kind as to insert a space there, I would appreciate it. Thanx!
Nah, that only lasted 24 business hours.
[You have just crossed over into . . . The Reality-Based Community®.]
Now, this one really cracked me up.
I can so picture some hapless moonbat waking up sober, and seeing the real world in all it's hard-edged detail, like it's some frightening, and unfamiliar alternate reality. For many of them, I suppose it is.
1. We hated GWB.
2. We have now made the award, and the commettee, irrelevant.
It was irrelevant the day it awarded the thing to Yessir You’reaphart.
All this does is signal the trumpeter to start “Taps” - a lot of bleedingheart progs are gonna be ticked at this, not just DUmmies.
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