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DUmmie FUnnies 10-09-09 (BREAKING: Obama wins the DUmmie P****d Prize!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 9, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/09/2009 9:40:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Barack Obama may have won the Nobel Peace Prize today, but over in DUmmieland he has also succeeded in winning the DUmmie Pissed Prize! That's right, lots of DUmmies are PISSED that the Nobel would go to that imperialist warmonger, Barack McSame. So that means the loyal Obamabots are busy trying to put down the naysayers and put on a happy face. It all makes for anything BUT peace in DUmmieland, as we see in this THREAD, "Breaking News: Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize."

So let us now watch the DUmmies get a piece of Barack, in Red-Cape-in-Front-of-a-Bull Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping PJ and I win the Nobel Ping Prize, is in the [Barackets]:

Breaking News: Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize

[Breaking Promises: Obama wins DUmmie Pissed Prize]

The Nobel Committee said he was awarded it for "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples"

[. . . without actually doing anything.]

"His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population."

[Translation: He's just as weak and wussy as us Euroweenies.]

Congratulations to him!

[Peace be upon him.]

The whole week the majority of DU has been upset over Obama's Afghan policies. And, now, he gets a award, he is a peacemaker. No. He is not.

[Piss be upon him.]

No progressives on DU have complained about the award. You're stirring dookie for no reason here. We're ALL happy he won the Prize.

[SOMEBODY STIRRED UP THE DOOKIE!]

No, we're not.

[I'd like to have an argument, please.]

I did hear that they were considering him even before the election. . . .

[Before the foundation of the world.]

The war atrocities in Afghanistan is not peace making. Extending unethical and immoral Bush war policies....Keeping contracts with Blackwater....This is not Nobel Peace Prize worthy. It simply isn't. Flame away.

[This means WAR!]

Most of the progressives here are able to articulate a thought in more words than what you find on a fortune in a fortune cookie. You seem to trade in, at best, five word snippets.

[You will find opposition today.]

only when he ends the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq will I think he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

[Only when he ends the wars in DUmmiestan.]

I'm actually very pissed and working my way to saying some pretty harsh things about him.

[Oh, go for it!]

Onward and forward!

[Cussword and swearword!]

BULLSH*T.

[Right on cue!]

We progressives are rec'ing this in spades. . . .

[THAT'S RACIST!]

But if you don't cheerlead everything he's done, you are worse than Hitler. That seems to be the position of the Twirly Eyed True Believers.

[THEY TWIRLY BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

what the is the point? I think it reduces the value of the prize, and he hasn't actually achieved anything as yet. . . . this is a stupid move on the part of the committee.

[DUmmie AusDem, you have just won the DUFU Kewpie Doll for Brief Moments of Mental Clarity!]

You see unrec'ing a thread as a vote on the real life event described in the thread?. . . I sure don't think clicking a button on a DU thread is a vote on whether Obama should get the Nobel Peace Prize or not.

[Click to Enrage.]

What is it about the Committee's reasons did you not understand.

[OK, let's start with . . . How could he be nominated after just The First Eleven Days?]

Give Obama the Piece Prize. . . . No damn amurikan president deserves a peace prize. . . . For the primary job of any amurikan president is to offensively, aggressively, and immorally defend and expand the amurikan empire to further the enrichment of the insatiable amurikan ruling class. . . . Obama is still waging foreign war. . . . On the domestic war front he wages his softer, rhetoric masked, reagan class war on the despised working class on behalf of the bankster class.

[Get a piece of Barack . . . Barack McSame.]

This is premature. he's just getting started and this is going to put wood on the GOP fire. It just doesn't look good. I LOVE Obama and WANT him soooo badly to be successfu.

[Barack "Woody" Obama: Putting the "fu" in "successfu."]

Some people here think Obama doesn't deserve praise for anything.

[Mmm, mmm, mm, Barack McSame Obama. . . .]

And some people here sound more like 12 year old fans of a celebrity. . . .

There's no sleeping under the troll bridge because they work out of a sweat chop on the other side of the world for a dollar a day.

[SWEATY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

Congrads, but for what? Forgive me, but I've been away from the news for a few days...What did the President win for?

[Getting the Olympics for Rio.]

I guess war is officially peace now.

[WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.]

shhhh...you're not supposed to mention that stuff today. Lets brush that under the rug 'kay?

[BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.]

WHAT FOR? Not being George W. Bush? Being a Democrat in the Presidency? Sorry, that shouldn't be enough to win a Nobel Peace Prize.

[And sorry to you! Only one DUFU Kewpie Doll per thread.]

Keeping both these wars going should disqualify President Obama from the PEACE Prize, until he withdraws. They are Obama's wars now.

[IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!]

When I read the news I just wondered if I had somehow gotten up in an alternate universe. . . .

[You have just crossed over into . . . The Reality-Based Community®.]

You don't get so much as a high-school diploma for trying and showing promise, do you?

[Barry tries hard and gets an "E" for "Emerging."]

So, in other words, they gotten taken in by the Hope and Change meme.

[Memes from Mein Führer.]

Oh, gotta go, we're about to attack the Moon!

[Alert the Moonbats!]

He'll have a Nobel prize case. Nobels lined up on shelves! Maybe now even a prize for moon shooting! We're shooting the moon! Take that, world!

[Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!]

Not to be disrespectful, but I don't understand what he's done to merit the Nobel Peace Prize.

["But when you look at my record it's very clear what I've done so far, and that is nothing. Nada. Almost one year and nothing to show for it."]

Come join me in my 23 Gun Salute/Happy Dance!

[Happiness Is a Warm 23 Gun Salute.]

I never go to Free Republic or watch Faux, but I am almost tempted today.

[Come over and read the DUmmie FUnnies! We know you do anyway!]

For defending the world against the Moon, of course

[Barack Obama: Keeping the world safe from the moon.]

DU continues to surprise me, and not in a good way.

[DUmmieland wins the Nobel Sur Prize.]

You might find that the Norwegians are in a position to give out prestigious prizes because they did not make enemies for themselves all over the world.

[They banned the exporting of lutefisk.]

"Kenyan Socialist fascist Nazi Hitler awarded Nobel Peace Prize." That's the headline I'm imagining over on crazyrepublicans.com, I mean freerepublic.com.

[Oh, we had ALL KINDS of "Obama wins" headlines today! They were FUn!]

Can't the naysayers give it a rest for a MINUTE?

[NO!]

OMEDETOU GOZAIMASU Obama sama! . . . Subarashi desuyo!

[Klaatu barada nikto!]

As a Norwegian doing a bachelors degree on North America i have to say i am incredibly surprised.

[A Norwegian bachelor farmer checks in.]

I guess the world doesn't reject Obama after all.

[BO's acceptance speech: "You like me, you really like me!"]

I can hear the talking heads and wingnuts saying, "why don't you just become president of Norwegia (sic) if they love you so much".

[FUn Fact: Barack Ole Obama was actually born near a fjord just outside Oslo!]

little boots was an easy act to follow in this regard

[From Caligula to Arugula.]

Giving the Nobel Peace prize to any sitting US official makes a mockery of the award. . . .

[Stand up, Barack! Let 'em see you! . . . Oh, God love ya! What am I talking about?]

Who were the other nominees?

[Ahmadinejad, Li'l Kim, and David Letterman. It was a close race.]

The Nobel committee has jumped the shark.

[And landed in the lutefisk.]

WOOT!

[WOT!]

GOBAMA!

[BEATAUBURN!]

I just visited FR for the first time in months; it's pretty entertaining at the moment.

[And this DUFU only adds to the FUn!]

to the many trolls and Obama haters pissing on this thread, a hearty F*CK YOU.

[Spoken in that Barackian spirit of diplomacy.]

Attacking someone receiving an award...hmmm, very Kanye of everyone doing it. . . . those that want to jump up onstage and try to interrupt his honor are doing as much as Kanye West did and looking just as badly.

[Barack is being Swiftboated!]

Terrible choice! He just bombed the moon!

[Moonbats and minorities hardest hit!]

Everyone is asking, "what did he do?" I asked that too. What was it he did? Even Al Gore thought it was wierd. It is like shaking hands saying congrats but not knowing why. Hey Michael T. just goes to show you, you can buy anything. Hee hee hee hee. I can see if Mom Teresa, Einstein, Mandela wins. Back to rising thru the ranks like BHO has. Wait you will see him rise in the United Nations too. Then for a springboard into Atlantic, swim across, trot to Brussels, and become World Leader. Obama babe has dreams, and USA is just a steppingstone boys and girls. We's small potatoes. Pretty speeches and community org. does not make a hero. Esp. if his speeches have hidden meaning you have to listen closely-a big thank you to his speech writers who like to play with words. Wake up America!

[Hee hee hee hee.]

THE FREEP TROLLS ARE OUT IN FORCE!

[May the Force be with you. Hee! Hee!]

one world gummint! black heliflopters! barcode of the beast!!

[Barcode Obama!!]

we are now officially Bizarro World.

["Now"??]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; nobel; nobelpeaceprize; nobelprize; obama; obamawins; prize; romosdhomos; sorrywrongthread
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Those wacky Norwegians!
1 posted on 10/09/2009 9:40:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP!


2 posted on 10/09/2009 9:42:35 PM PDT by Huntress (Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

Give PING a chance!


3 posted on 10/09/2009 9:42:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obamassiah, piss be upon him.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
WHAT FOR? Not being George W. Bush? Being a Democrat in the Presidency? Sorry, that shouldn't be enough to win a Nobel Peace Prize.

He completely missed the real reason!!!

It was for being black!!! (seriously, after 11 days in office, what else could it be?)

4 posted on 10/09/2009 9:58:20 PM PDT by airborne (The Tree of Liberty must, from time to time, be fed with the blood of tyrants and patriots!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Oooh, he won the PEACE prize? I thought it was the PIECE prize, as Norway gets kinda cold in the winter, and there were those reports that Michael was not pleased and considering sleeping elsewhere, and the Norwegians were getting in line early.

Wow, gee, not sure which is more stupid for the folks in Oslo, least the other option did involve some body heat...

5 posted on 10/09/2009 9:58:29 PM PDT by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm actually very pissed and working my way to saying some pretty harsh things about him.

I always knew Hans Brix was a DUmmie.


6 posted on 10/09/2009 9:59:59 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Hey Obama. Where is Osama Bin Laden?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10


7 posted on 10/09/2009 10:01:15 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well, it’s good to see that quite a few DUmmies see this award for the farce that it is.


8 posted on 10/09/2009 10:01:17 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
It all makes for anything BUT peace in DUmmieland

This phrasing made me laugh, Charles. it reminded me of a promotional voiceover for a 70s sitcom, and I started to imagine DU as an old-style network comedy:

[SKINNER, confidently:] Why, only an idiot would guarantee that a Rove indictment was imminent!
[WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, enter stage left:] Hullo!

9 posted on 10/09/2009 10:02:36 PM PDT by denydenydeny ("I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist"-Dr House)
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To: Blue Jays

Hilarious!


10 posted on 10/09/2009 10:04:16 PM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: denydenydeny

I saw one of Will Pitt’s books at a remaindered-book sale, going for $1. I didn’t buy it because it seemed overpriced.


11 posted on 10/09/2009 10:05:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: denydenydeny; PJ-Comix; franksolich
I started to imagine DU as an old-style network comedy

Yes, that it is! "DUmmieland" is our own private sitcom of the mind! Hijinx ensue!

12 posted on 10/09/2009 10:08:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obamassiah, piss be upon him.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
going for $1

Are you sure it wasn't a 2 for 1 sale?

13 posted on 10/09/2009 10:08:18 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

Can Obama hold the EU president’s seat after Blair? Even though the US isnt a member of the EU? As best as I can tell Blair ignored a popular vote to get the position. Sound familiar? Hell anything is possible. Hopey changey and all that.


14 posted on 10/09/2009 10:10:53 PM PDT by Delacon ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." H. L. Mencken)
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To: Admin Moderator

It’s a small thing, really, Mr. Admin Mod, but when I posted this thread I forgot to put a space in the title between the “10-09-09” and the parenthesis after it. If you would be so kind as to insert a space there, I would appreciate it. Thanx!


15 posted on 10/09/2009 10:11:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Carpenter's rule: Measure twice, cut once.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Are you sure it wasn't a 2 for 1 sale?

Nah, that only lasted 24 business hours.

16 posted on 10/09/2009 10:13:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Charles Henrickson
When I read the news I just wondered if I had somehow gotten up in an alternate universe. . . .

[You have just crossed over into . . . The Reality-Based Community®.]

Now, this one really cracked me up.

I can so picture some hapless moonbat waking up sober, and seeing the real world in all it's hard-edged detail, like it's some frightening, and unfamiliar alternate reality. For many of them, I suppose it is.

17 posted on 10/09/2009 10:14:32 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Nobel Committee made two very distinct statements with awarding the Nobel Prize for Peace to Barack Obama.

1. We hated GWB.

2. We have now made the award, and the commettee, irrelevant.

18 posted on 10/09/2009 10:17:36 PM PDT by Pistolshot (Brevity: Saying a lot, while saying very little.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

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19 posted on 10/09/2009 10:18:43 PM PDT by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: Pistolshot
“2. We have now made the award, and the commettee, irrelevant.”

It was irrelevant the day it awarded the thing to Yessir You’reaphart.

All this does is signal the trumpeter to start “Taps” - a lot of bleedingheart progs are gonna be ticked at this, not just DUmmies.

20 posted on 10/09/2009 10:24:13 PM PDT by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I doubt they expected the ridicule tsunami, even from their own side.

It’s been a wonderful day.


21 posted on 10/09/2009 10:26:06 PM PDT by GeronL ("On my twelfth day in office, Nobel nominated me..")
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To: Charles Henrickson
I LOVE Obama and WANT him soooo badly

Is that you, benburch?

22 posted on 10/09/2009 10:40:49 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (No + Chavez)
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To: Charles Henrickson
only when he ends the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq will I think he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

I think it's amazing these folks think that war and killing will magically end just because we pull out of an area, instead of turn out like Cambodia with Pol Pot in charge. All the sudden those infamous progressives, the Taliban, are going to drop their weapons and hold hands with all the people they've been trying to supress or kill and they are all going to dance around a maypole together, then sit down at a Starbuck's in Kabul and discuss poetry and gay rights when they aren't busy taking "Women's Studies" courses online from Columbia U.

23 posted on 10/09/2009 10:43:10 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: Charles Henrickson

24 posted on 10/10/2009 12:24:28 AM PDT by jonrick46 (The Obama Administration is a blueprint for Fabian Socialism.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“little boots was an easy act to follow in this regard

[From Caligula to Arugula.]”

Excellent! When I saw the phrase, “little boots,” I was wondering if you would pick up on the reference. You not only did, you did it in spades.

Great work!


25 posted on 10/10/2009 2:21:57 AM PDT by Daniel II (I'm Jim Thompson, this is my brother Jimmy, and this is my other brother Jimmy)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I never go to Free Republic or watch Faux, but I am almost tempted today.

[Come over and read the DUmmie FUnnies! We know you do anyway!]

Not just the DUmmie FUnnies, but see what else 0 won yesterday.

26 posted on 10/10/2009 4:43:31 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Pistolshot
The Nobel Committee made two very distinct statements with awarding the Nobel Prize for Peace to Barack Obama.

1. We hated GWB.

2. We have now made the award, and the commettee, irrelevant.

Exactly. The No Bell committee is very left leaning and they love the fact that the US is under a marxist leader now.

27 posted on 10/10/2009 4:53:41 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
OMEDETOU GOZAIMASU Obama sama! . . . Subarashi desuyo!

[Klaatu barada nikto!]

Uh oh, I'm starting to think like you now, Charles.....this phrase was my first thought, too!

I'm thinking there are a lot of LFT's on this DUmmie thread as there were some pretty funny lines about "shooting the moon" and "attacking the moon". DUmmies are NOT that witty!

28 posted on 10/10/2009 6:06:58 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (Palin 2012...YOU BETCHA!.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
lutefisk

For a little lunch?

Oh, By Golly, Hea!

29 posted on 10/10/2009 6:54:53 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Never kick leftists when they're down. Wait till they're half way back up. You get better leverage!)
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To: Daniel II
I was wondering if you would pick up on the reference. You not only did, you did it in spades.

THAT'S RACIST!

30 posted on 10/10/2009 7:02:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obamassiah the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, piss be upon him.)
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To: MindBender26
lutefisk

Lutefisk: The piece of cod that passes all understanding.

31 posted on 10/10/2009 7:04:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obamassiah the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, piss be upon him.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
Not just the DUmmie FUnnies, but see what else 0 won yesterday.

Seeing all the "Obama wins" threads yesterday was FUn! I even got in on the act:

BREAKING! OBAMA WINS WORLD SERIES FOR CUBS!

32 posted on 10/10/2009 7:07:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obamassiah the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, piss be upon him.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I didn’t get a chance to read many of those threads, but may try later today. Some had me really cracking up and laughing. This no bell whirled peas prize was a sham. 0 will be a joke for the rest of his term.


33 posted on 10/10/2009 7:23:34 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I learned about lutefisk from the book, given to me years ago, “How To Talk Minnesotan”

Someone once described it as “Cod preserved in clear cosmoline”

PS, great picture.

BTW, some friends are doing a investigation into whether or not the O’Bomber spent US $ on a quiet campaign for the Nobel. Some “nominees” wage multi million $ PR campaigns to get prize. Wonder if the Big 0 did?

34 posted on 10/10/2009 7:23:47 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Never kick leftists when they're down. Wait till they're half way back up. You get better leverage!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I love “the Twirly Eyed True Believers”. Heh.


35 posted on 10/10/2009 8:27:04 AM PDT by EggsAckley (There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply. W.C. Fields)
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To: Admin Moderator

Thanx for fixing the title! You win the Nobel Space Prize.


36 posted on 10/10/2009 9:01:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Carpenter's rule: Measure twice, cut once.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; denydenydeny; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns
I saw one of Will Pitt’s books at a remaindered-book sale, going for $1.

But that's equal to 24 business dollars.

37 posted on 10/10/2009 10:09:09 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bargain Pitt.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Nah, that only lasted 24 business hours.

Just noticed that you were first to a "24 business" line.

38 posted on 10/10/2009 10:10:55 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bargain Pitt.)
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To: GeronL
I doubt they expected the ridicule tsunami, even from their own side.

NOBODY expects the Ridicule Tsunami! Our chief weapon is surprise. . . .

39 posted on 10/10/2009 10:13:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Surprise and fear. . . .)
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To: Charles Henrickson

When do I get my Nobel Peace Prize?


40 posted on 10/10/2009 10:15:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Arrowhead1952
I didn’t get a chance to read many of those threads, but may try later today. Some had me really cracking up and laughing.

Just seeing the titles of those "Obama wins" threads was FUnnie, appearing one after the other. I'm glad the mods lightened up a bit and let that go for a while.

41 posted on 10/10/2009 10:18:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BREAKING TAGLINES!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
When do I get my Nobel Peace Prize?

You'll have to start not doing things first. Then hire Hal the Teleprompter.

42 posted on 10/10/2009 10:20:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Get in a tanning booth, too, that might help.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You seem to trade in,

at best, five word snippets

With seven, you get haiku...

43 posted on 10/10/2009 10:23:16 AM PDT by mikrofon ('s wordplay)
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To: MindBender26
I learned about lutefisk from the book, given to me years ago, “How To Talk Minnesotan”

My grandparents came from Sweden, so we had lutfisk (that's the Swedish spelling) for Christmas Eve dinner every year. I liked it!

More Swedes settled in Chicago (like my grandparents) and northern Illinois, btw, than in Minnesota.

44 posted on 10/10/2009 10:24:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Born and raised in Chicago; have also lived in Minnesota)
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To: Charles Henrickson
they gotten taken in by the Hope and Change meme

More like Hope-and-Change Mime...

45 posted on 10/10/2009 10:34:35 AM PDT by mikrofon (Sie gotten taken in)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He'll have a Nobel prize case. Nobels lined up on shelves!

Nobels for No Balls

46 posted on 10/10/2009 10:37:47 AM PDT by mikrofon (No Justice, No Pieces)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Come join me in my 23 Gun Salute/Happy Dance!

Performed in the customary circular fashion...

47 posted on 10/10/2009 10:40:43 AM PDT by mikrofon (Roundtable Discussion)
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To: Charles Henrickson
OMEDETOU GOZAIMASU Obama sama! . . . Subarashi desuyo!

Obama sama ol' Bushusuru...

48 posted on 10/10/2009 10:44:13 AM PDT by mikrofon (Literal Barf Alert)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Who were the other nominees?

Don't forget Beyonce -- Kanye was ready to get up there just in case O didn't take it either...

49 posted on 10/10/2009 10:48:21 AM PDT by mikrofon (I'ma gonna let you talk, but....)
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To: Charles Henrickson
to the many trolls and Obama haters pissing on this thread, a hearty F*CK YOU.

%% All we are say-ing .... is give p*ss a chance. %%

50 posted on 10/10/2009 10:51:33 AM PDT by mikrofon (Enough FUn for now ;)
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