Nobel "Piece" Prize

TheCypressTimes.com ^ | 10/11/2009 | Ann Lindholm

[Patriot1259]

I just don't have the words for this one, other than, yea, he won all right, Nobel PIECE Prize. He's a PIECE of work. This man has got to be one of the most arrogant men I have ever seen. To think that after not even a full year of playing Senator that he was capable of running a country and a military, he has got to be a real PIECE of work. To think that after only twelve days in office he deserved the recognition of what the Nobel Peace Prize is supposed to recognize, he has got to be a real PIECE of work. To think that he could save the world by slamming America every chance he gets, he has got to be a real PIECE of work. To think that he could slam a massive, unread, socialistic, one-payer-health care system in a matter of weeks down our throats without us noticing, he has got to be a real PIECE of work. To think that he could promise no tax increases to the middle class and within the first few months of office he gets bills passed to bail out large corporations that failed in the open market place using our tax dollars using the back door policy, he has got to be a real PIECE of work. To think that the American people wouldn't recognize all of his long-time connections to corrupt gangsters and not call him on it, he has got to be a real PIECE of work.

[Patriot1259]

Thoughts on Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize...or 'Piece' Prize.

[RJR_fan]

Who would have tought that Mel Brooks' comedy Blazing Saddles would turn out to be so prophetic? Not content with engorging themselves on our blood and treasure, the hidden rulers of our nation decided to grind our faces in our own inability to govern ourselves, by giving us, as a figurehead, a dispicable empty suit.

[grey_whiskers]

This year's Nobel Piece Prize was shared among a number of recipients:

1. Roman Polanski, for his work among underaged substance users.

2. Eliot Spitzer, for his undercover work involving online prostitution, during which he exposed himself to great risk.

3. Gov. Mark Sanford (Appalachian Tail - NC), for promoting greater international feeling.

4. David Letterman, in honor of his efforts to break the glass headboard in broadcast journalism.

5. And a very special, posthumous, "lifetime achievement" award to Ted Kennedy (Chappaquiddick - MA).

(Bill Clinton, just as with the other Nobel Prize, gets shut out again. Close, but no cigar.)

Cheers!