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"BREAKING NEWS: Obama named Motor Trend's Car of the Year!" FR Mentioned
SunSentinel.com ^ | Oct 12, 2009 | Jack Furnari

Posted on 10/12/2009 1:41:30 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar

Edited on 10/12/2009 4:41:25 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Every so often, actual breaking news is so absurd that parody is the only answer. After news of President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize broke on Friday, the website, FreeRepublic.com was deluged by its members with Breaking News! parody posts.

The faux headlines kept me giggling all day, and a few have already made it into my inbox via e-mails gone viral. Sometimes, ya just have to laugh.

Breaking! President Obama named Sears Preferred Customer!

Barak Obama Finds the Arc of the Covenant. Indiana Jones Inconsolable.

Breaking! Obama's Face Found on Mars!

BREAKING: Obama inventor of the Internet....Nobel committee takes back prize given to Al Gore...............


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: emperornoclothes; freerepublic; frinthenews; humor; nobelprize; obamajokes; obamalegacy; pajamapeoplerule
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1 posted on 10/12/2009 1:41:31 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar

He must be an “EDSEL”...:-()


2 posted on 10/12/2009 1:43:55 PM PDT by geo40xyz (BE PREPARED: Geo The Engineer so smart, he doesn't need a TelePrompter to speak. Unlike the AH:-))
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To: Jet Jaguar

BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!!

Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!


3 posted on 10/12/2009 1:44:47 PM PDT by Kimmers (Be the kind of person when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, Oh crap, she's awake)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Very funny!


4 posted on 10/12/2009 1:44:53 PM PDT by griswold3 (You think health care is expensive now? Just wait till it's FREE!)
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To: Jet Jaguar

5 posted on 10/12/2009 1:44:56 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (AL GORE BETRAYED OUR PLANET - HE PLAYED ON OUR FEARS!!!)
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To: geo40xyz

I also here he’s doing well in the Heisman Trophy voting.


6 posted on 10/12/2009 1:45:18 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Jet Jaguar

Friday: It was a FUN DAY here!


7 posted on 10/12/2009 1:47:17 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Jet Jaguar
General Zod now kneels before Obama!


8 posted on 10/12/2009 1:47:51 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: Jet Jaguar

And those are just the ones the mods didn’t pull quickly enough!


9 posted on 10/12/2009 1:48:25 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Achtung. preparen zie fur die obamahopenchangen.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

This just in: Farmers upset that sun is rising in the west.


10 posted on 10/12/2009 1:50:12 PM PDT by Road Warrior 04 ( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
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To: SlowBoat407

The mods didn’t pull any. They shipped them off to General Chat. It was waaaayyyyyy toooooooo much fun! And, hilarious!


11 posted on 10/12/2009 1:52:19 PM PDT by Road Warrior 04 ( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
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To: CatDancer

humor ping


12 posted on 10/12/2009 1:52:34 PM PDT by green pastures
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To: Bushbacker1

Then they’ll just have to get used to it. Michelle will nourish the whole nation from her ample White House garden. Barack will multiply her loaves and fishes until they feed the world.

Courage!


13 posted on 10/12/2009 1:54:08 PM PDT by Houghton M.
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To: Jet Jaguar

I made the cut!

“Man Healed By Touching Hem Of Obama’s Robe — Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Medicine”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358845/posts


14 posted on 10/12/2009 1:58:36 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: Houghton M.

I heard Obama (Michelle) got Best of Show at Westminster.


15 posted on 10/12/2009 1:59:13 PM PDT by IM2MAD
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To: Jet Jaguar; Slings and Arrows; Lucky9teen; Revolting cat!

Monday Silliness PING


16 posted on 10/12/2009 1:59:55 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Happy Holidays. No, wait. HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY.)
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To: Jet Jaguar
The new BARRY for 2010:

17 posted on 10/12/2009 2:00:36 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: Bushbacker1

It was fun....I don’t remember when I had laughed so hard. I especially liked “Obama first living person canonized” and the “American Journal of Proctology naming him man of the year”....and the pics to go along...priceless.


18 posted on 10/12/2009 2:01:52 PM PDT by Fu-fu2
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To: IM2MAD

OBAMA WINS MISS AMERICA CONTEST IN DRAG!


19 posted on 10/12/2009 2:02:35 PM PDT by growingpains
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To: Jet Jaguar
Sometime White House resident (B.?) Hussein (Obama?
Soetoro? Dunham?) has stopped global warming and
huricanes by spouting so much hot air that it was
pulled out of most areas causing this winter to be
much colder.
20 posted on 10/12/2009 2:03:00 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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