Mapping RABBIT POOP And Other Stupid Porkulus Projects

Senate GOP Caucus/The Lid ^ | 10/29/09 | The Lid

[Shellybenoit]

On March 12th of this year,the SHMOTUS. Joe Biden, told the American People that he was going to protect them from stupid uses of the $787 billion dollar stimulus money:

So if this -- six months from now, if the verdict on this effort is that we've wasted the money, we built things that were unnecessary, or we've done things that are legal but make no sense, then, folks, don't look for any help from the federal government for a long while. They're going to make sure -- the folks in the House and in the Senate are going to make sure you wear the jacket, not them.

This is a big deal -- this is a big deal. It's also being closely watched not just by me, but by the President, and by Mr. Devaney, who is one of the most respected IGs we have in the federal government, and is known by many of you. And it's also being watched by the taxpayers and it's being watched by the media.

That's right because NOBODY messes with Joe!

But perhaps Joe has been too busy trying to advise the President on how to screw up Afghanistan even more, because lots of really stupid Porkulus Projects are getting past the eyes of Joe, the watchdog SHMOTUS. The Senate GOP caucus released its list of their favorite of the wastes of taxpayer money, and some of them are real whoppers such as mapping Rabbit Poop (so this is what the President meant by "shovel-ready projects.")

[Pontiac]

A $3.4 Million ‘Ecopassage’ To Help Turtles Cross A Highway In Tallahassee, Fla.”

How do they know that the turtles will use the tunnel?

But of course according to the Keynesians it doesn’t matter. They could pay people to dig holes and fill them in and it would stimulate the economy.

Obama and the Democraps are idiots!.

[Psycho_Bunny]

Not involved.

......that I know of.

[dalebert]

Lol , I am a poop expert ...i can do it for less than a hundred grand a year

[Shellybenoit]

but you could be...you are an expert