Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

DUmmie FUnnies 11-01-09 (Demoralized DUmmie: "I'm all out of outrage")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 1, 2009 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/01/2009 2:53:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix

DEmoralized DUmmies are FUnnie DUmmies. Remember the Ramen Noodles DUmmie? Well, DUmmie Skidmore must be stocking up on Ramen Noodles bigtime considering his complete disappointment with Obama as you can see in his THREAD, "I'm all out of outrage." Yes, Barack Obama was elected last year with a huge majority in both houses of congress and STILL almost nothing positive has been done to help the economy. Only huge bailout bucks to the banks along with Porkulus with nothing to show for it except rising unemployment. As for healthcare, it looks like it will be stalled and possibly killed in the Senate. Even if passed, ObamaCare falls short of the beloved "single payer" (government run) health care that the DUmmies so desperately want. So let us now watch the DUmmies pour out their depressing frustration with The One in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering where all those Obama halo pics from last year went, is in the [barackets]:

I'm all out of outrage.

[At least you're not all out of Ramen Noodles.]

Exhausted and feeling overwhelmed from the effort of trying to move mountains in an uncaring and, I'm coming to believe, undeserving world. SO buried in the detail of what needs to occur and what is occurring that I can no longer see either the forest or the trees and the world blends together in an amorphous grey mass. Beginnings and endings are illusions. I'm still one person among many one persons being cast aside by great forces and small, by friend and foe alike.

[Goodbye cruel world! You don't deserve me!]

I don't know about you, but I'm very rapidly losing the will to fight.

[Would it help if I made you TWO bowls of Ramen Noodles, shugums? And now on to the other demoralized DUmmies...]

With Obama as Prez and the Dems in control of everything, still being miserable and unhappy may mean it's personal, not political.

[Or mental.]

It actually hurts more to be betrayed by Obama and his do nothing Congress

[A once in the lifetime opportunity to get socialized medicine only to see it disappear due to incompetence. Wave bye-bye to that possibility even with an overwhelming majority in Congress.]

Sadly, I am one person stuck in a system that cares not a whit about myself and most others.

[You rank even less than the lint in my navel that I'm not staring at.]

You just need to recharge a bit.

[Just place your fingers on each electrode of this 1000 watt battery for that recharge.]

there has to be an alternative to the democrats. and all of us who can no longer stomach the cowardliness of the democrats, and the few remaining republicans with a shred of integrity (all 3 or 4 of them; if you still can stand to admit to being a republican, after the last eight years, you have no integrity), should move, en masse, to the new party.

[The Socialist Workers Party is recruiting.]

People out in the world are stressed to the max and getting meaner and I'm finding it increasingly difficult to stick my head out the door when I need to go grocery shopping or do anything else.

[Perhaps you need to order out for the Ramen Noodles.]

I no longer turn on the TV, even for a little while. The people of this country have gotten too ugly and too self centered. Life has become horribly cheap to most of them. They see nothing outside of themselves. That in itself is causing me to lose hope.

[Give up...NOW!!!]

Those of us who practically spilled blood for Change and are told now to STFU while the President thanks NOT us, not Senator Wyden, not Rep. Weiner. No. He thanks Olympia Snowe! -- How else could we feel?

[What? And no thanks to Senator Lieberman? What ingratitude!]

I've worked in every presidential and most congressional elections since 1992. I don't expect so much as a thank you. But this?

[How about if Obama thanks you with a Ramen Noodles coupon?]

Lately I been giving a lot of thought to Michael Moore and his latest movie. I expected it to renew my convictions and refuel my will but the opposite happened. I am beginning to think that things are just too far gone and we are just doomed. The last line where he says that he is getting too tired to do this anymore almost sounded like an admission of defeat. The last couple of weeks I have been trying to find other more mundane things to occupy myself rather than the usual deep daily look into the pit of despair called humanity, it is just too depressing.

[The doctor prescribes an overdose of Prozac.]

But the whole healthcare reform has opened my eyes to one thing - it's a lot worse than anything I ever imagined. Our entire government has been penetrated by people who are either too cowed or corrupt to do the things that are necessary to protect the rights and interests of the American people. I think we have to start over and I don't just mean with healthcare or any other legislation.

[Bolshevik Revolution?]

I'm slowly coming to terms with the fact that my voice doesn't count for much when looking at the big picture. The only way I can cope is by tuning out. I've all but abandoned the corporate media, and don't even bother with Keith, Rachel, or Ed anymore.

[But please don't tell me that you've given up on Happy the Clown at the Funnie Farm.]

I don't post much anymore, except for an occasional comment or question. Most of the replies are just riddled with plain ugliness so it is not worth the effort. I miss interacting with some of those who were here at the beginning, when I joined. I know some of those who frequent now are here to sow dissent and to deceive. But then, again, I've found myself surprised that such venom could erupt here.

[Home? I have no home. Haunted... despised... living like an animal. The jungle is my home! But I will show the world that I can be its master. I shall perfect my own race of people... a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 111th; barackobama; bho44; dummies; fourth100days
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-88 next last
Going to do something unusual for my PR vacation. Will head immediately from airport to Culebra island. Then sleep on the beach at the public park. It's safe. 20 miles off PR. Plus since we have FREE airfare, our vacation can come in for less than a hundred bucks each. Maybe lower. Great concept for a travel story on how to travel cheap in the time of Recession.
1 posted on 11/01/2009 2:53:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/01/2009 2:55:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
You mean even the DUmmies have figured it out?

IT'S THE JOBS - STUPID !!

3 posted on 11/01/2009 2:56:46 PM PST by TexasCajun
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

Oh Noz! His outrage meter is stuned?


4 posted on 11/01/2009 2:57:24 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
I just forwarded an email to a (former) friend who blasted me earlier this year for an email about nobama. I can't wait to hear what she has to say to me now. It is just a test to find out if she is still as hot for “the one” as she was.
5 posted on 11/01/2009 3:00:41 PM PST by Ditter
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
Exhausted and feeling overwhelmed from the effort of trying to move mountains in an uncaring and, I'm coming to believe, undeserving world. SO buried in the detail of what needs to occur and what is occurring that I can no longer see either the forest or the trees and the world blends together in an amorphous grey mass. Beginnings and endings are illusions. I'm still one person among many one persons being cast aside by great forces and small, by friend and foe alike.

Whoaa.. This guy has been to college! What a wordsmith, My mind is a wash with the emotion of his soliloquy.

Carry on DUmmie...

6 posted on 11/01/2009 3:01:22 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

With Obama as Prez and the Dems in control of everything, still being miserable and unhappy may mean it’s personal, not political.

DUH!


7 posted on 11/01/2009 3:02:04 PM PST by omega4179
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
"I'm all out of outrage."

That's okay, bunkie, I've got extra.

8 posted on 11/01/2009 3:03:53 PM PST by nina0113
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
I don't know about you, but I'm very rapidly losing the will to fight.

To be, or not to be. That is the question.

Whether it is nobler in the addled mind to suffer the slings and arrows of knowing Democrats suck, or the cruel realization that most folks think the democrats a have been reduced to whiny butt pirates...

9 posted on 11/01/2009 3:06:20 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
I read this to mean that the DUmmies are fed up too. So, expect a huge change in DC next election. The best thing we--including DUmmies--can do is to toss out the bums in DC now and take back the government for the people.

So, DUmmies, if you are reading this, it is time to do like we are planning to do and make a wholesale change of your elected reps. Toss the bums out and start over. It is YOUR government, and OUR government. If it is not working we can change it.

10 posted on 11/01/2009 3:06:31 PM PST by devane617 (VOTE THEM OUT! ALL OF THEM!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
With Obama as Prez and the Dems in control of everything, still being miserable and unhappy may mean it's personal, not political.

Maybe Thorozine will help.

11 posted on 11/01/2009 3:07:47 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
Our entire government has been penetrated by people who are either too cowed or corrupt

Uh oh. This DUmmie saw the leaked memo about all the dems under investigation by the ethics committee.

12 posted on 11/01/2009 3:07:53 PM PST by hsalaw
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
Sadly, I am one person stuck in a system that cares not a whit about myself and most others.

Via Condios Slim...

13 posted on 11/01/2009 3:09:52 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
there has to be an alternative to the democrats. and all of us who can no longer stomach the cowardliness of the democrats, and the few remaining republicans with a shred of integrity (all 3 or 4 of them; if you still can stand to admit to being a republican, after the last eight years, you have no integrity), should move, en masse, to the new party.

The Constitution Party? That would Whig folks out.

14 posted on 11/01/2009 3:12:18 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

“Exhausted and feeling overwhelmed from the effort of trying to move mountains in an uncaring and, I’m coming to believe, undeserving world. “

I think they’re starting to realize that Kos was full of Krap... America is NOT liberal at heart. And so it isn’t worth their loyalty.


15 posted on 11/01/2009 3:12:50 PM PST by DesScorp
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

Wow! just Wow!

I dont know how these parasites survive


16 posted on 11/01/2009 3:13:38 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
Exhausted and feeling overwhelmed from the effort of trying to move mountains in an uncaring and, I'm coming to believe, undeserving world. SO buried in the detail of what needs to occur and what is occurring that I can no longer see either the forest or the trees and the world blends together in an amorphous grey mass. Beginnings and endings are illusions. I'm still one person among many one persons being cast aside by great forces and small, by friend and foe alike.

D-R-A-M-A Q-U-E-E-N-!

.

17 posted on 11/01/2009 3:14:18 PM PST by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
Lately I been giving a lot of thought to Michael Moore and his latest movie.

Hows that film working out for Mike? Loads of receipts?

18 posted on 11/01/2009 3:16:20 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
The last couple of weeks I have been trying to find other more mundane things to occupy myself rather than the usual deep daily look into the pit of despair

Look! Over there! An under privileged person! What can be done?!!

19 posted on 11/01/2009 3:18:40 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

The mooochers and looters are disperated that when they got to the doors of our homes to rob us....we had a gun.


20 posted on 11/01/2009 3:18:43 PM PST by roses of sharon (Call the NFL and welcome their new Commissioner, Al Sharpton.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
DD....I'm all out of outrage...

Noooo...if you do that then we have no DUFU!!!

21 posted on 11/01/2009 3:20:27 PM PST by LUV W (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
I'm slowly coming to terms with the fact that my voice doesn't count for much when looking at the big picture. The only way I can cope is by tuning out.

Stay away from the Brown Acid. *is that racist?*

22 posted on 11/01/2009 3:20:45 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

20?


23 posted on 11/01/2009 3:21:44 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mylife

PJ found this gem from the DU user known as ‘the world does not deserve me’: “ I’m still one person among many one persons being cast aside by great forces and small, by friend and foe alike.”

A really important political dividing line is based on how much control people believe they have over their own lives. There is one group that believes that basically, what they get in life is based on what they do, the actions they take. The other group seems to believe that they have very little control over their lives and the are victims of “the dark forces”.

Almost all liberals are in the second group. Most conservatives are in the first group.

The free agent vs victim of the dark forces is an important dividing line in the Pew Research political topology.

http://typology.people-press.org/typology/


24 posted on 11/01/2009 3:22:21 PM PST by Reverend Wright ( Hussein Obama is truly post-partisan: It's all about him.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Reverend Wright

I have never understood why people who feel so powerless over their own destiny reject the notion of God


25 posted on 11/01/2009 3:26:16 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: mylife

I was wondering if that fat load of ......well.....made
any CAPITALIST cash off that piece-of-garbage movie! Do you happen to know?

I hope not of course! :D


26 posted on 11/01/2009 3:26:23 PM PST by LUV W (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

I’m all out of outrage.
I might have the swine flu.
The spying still happens
And the wars is not through.

I’m all out of outrage.
I might have the swine flu.
Who would have known our messiah
Would be just like Chimpy McHaliburton.


27 posted on 11/01/2009 3:27:44 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Doug Hoffman for Congress NY-23)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: LUV W

I really doubt it. He lost his behind on “SICKO”

Luckily he still has his obese front


28 posted on 11/01/2009 3:27:57 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: mylife

That’s the irony, isn’t it. They rebel against living by God’s rules, yet they are not doing very well by living by their own.


29 posted on 11/01/2009 3:30:57 PM PST by Reverend Wright ( Hussein Obama is truly post-partisan: It's all about him.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: mylife

The only thing amusing about MM is watching him

F A I L!

Maybe that needs to be his next movie...about himself. No
one would see it, so it would become self-fulfilling prophecy!


30 posted on 11/01/2009 3:34:34 PM PST by LUV W (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

To: NeoCaveman

ROTFLOL... Would we be singing that to the melody of Air Supply’s “I’m all out of love”? hehehe

I lurk on DU when I’m bored. There seems to be more and more posts against what BHO is doing,


31 posted on 11/01/2009 3:36:02 PM PST by nagdt ("speak the truth but leave immediately afterward")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: mylife
I dont know how these parasites survive

The skidmarked underwear primitive is a late-middle-aged farmwife from eastern Iowa. She's had some hard knocks in life, but really, no harder than what knocks most other people around.

I've read the skidmarked underwear primitive for years now; the root of her unhappiness seems to be that, well, life never turned out for her the way life was supposed to turn out. That of course is the prevalent primitive way of thinking; the world is made to suit the primitive, not the primitive to adapt to the world.

The skidmarked underwear primitive, in addition to having this disconsolate side to her, has an ugly side to her, too.

Some time before the mid-term elections of 2006, a Republican candidate in Virginia was physically threatened and abused by a mob of Democrats, liberals, and primitives, and had to leave an event before it got even more physical.

The skidmarked underwear primitive remarked, "I hope to see more of this sort of thing."

A couple of months ago, the skidmarked underwear primitive whined about the "violence" (quotation marks intentional) of the tea party patriots, having so conveniently forgotten what she had said three years before.

Despite that life hasn't turned out the way the skidmarked underwear primitive thinks it should have, and despite those hard knocks the skidmarked underwear primitive has endured, and despite her constant voluntary unhappiness and ingratitude, one is hard pressed to feel an iota of sympathy for her.

32 posted on 11/01/2009 3:37:05 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: Reverend Wright

Heyup.

This clown whines that the world is self centered and and cant see beyond itself, but that is exactly what liberals do all the time.

None of them believe in any thing bigger than themselves. Every cause they promote is about “Look at ME I CARE”

They are whining children


33 posted on 11/01/2009 3:37:52 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: franksolich

Interesting. You’d think she’d learn something on the farm


34 posted on 11/01/2009 3:40:50 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: LUV W

The guy is still quite rich.

A classic huckster, but his act is wearing thin.


35 posted on 11/01/2009 3:43:22 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
"I'm all out of outrage."

Must be the DU remix of the old Air Supply song.

36 posted on 11/01/2009 3:45:42 PM PST by IrishPennant (Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth. ~George Washington)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
My outrage will start coming down when all these wimps are on suicide watch after the 2010 election.

The self delusion on display in their posts is stunning. My experience with activist libtards since the sixties is that they will say anything, do anything, lie about anything and betray anyone that disagrees with and fights them. They have finally conned America into electing a government just like them. Then they are bewildered the government acts just like them. WOW, truly they are beyond thick.

37 posted on 11/01/2009 3:52:51 PM PST by Nuc1 (NUC1 Sub pusher SSN 668 (Liberals Aren't Patriots))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nagdt

Yes. It would be that tune.

It jumped into my head the moment I saw the title of this thread.


38 posted on 11/01/2009 3:55:43 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Doug Hoffman for Congress NY-23)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
#1!!!!!!
39 posted on 11/01/2009 4:02:15 PM PST by ~Kim4VRWC's~ (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nagdt; NeoCaveman; PJ-Comix

RoFL! I think it’s time to add youtube music links to go along with the thread while we’re reading!!! Classic Online technology combined with fantastic commentary! LoL


40 posted on 11/01/2009 4:05:11 PM PST by ~Kim4VRWC's~ (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: devane617

But they don’t want the same things we know we need.


41 posted on 11/01/2009 4:07:37 PM PST by ~Kim4VRWC's~ (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: ~Kim4VRWC's~

If we, and they (DUmmies), clean house one giant objective of letting DC know the we the people are still in charge will have been accomplished, and that is a good thing.


42 posted on 11/01/2009 4:12:28 PM PST by devane617 (VOTE THEM OUT! ALL OF THEM!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

Is this poor pitiful soul a male or female!?


43 posted on 11/01/2009 4:13:49 PM PST by ~Kim4VRWC's~ (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: devane617

I’m 100% on board with voting everyone out! (If only they could ALL be constitutionalists, I just don’t want them replaced with the same as what we have) I’ve been thinking term limits are necessary. Haven’t made up my mind about that.


44 posted on 11/01/2009 4:28:56 PM PST by ~Kim4VRWC's~ (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 42 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
 

a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world!

 

45 posted on 11/01/2009 4:30:26 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

“I don’t know about you, but I’m very rapidly losing the will to fight.

[Would it help if I made you TWO bowls of Ramen Noodles, shugums?”

OK, that was funny. I need to clean my screen....


46 posted on 11/01/2009 4:31:11 PM PST by alarm rider (The left always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: devane617

“letting DC know the we the people are still in charge”

I had to reread your post..excellent point!


47 posted on 11/01/2009 4:33:03 PM PST by ~Kim4VRWC's~ (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 42 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
Plus since we have FREE airfare, our vacation can come in for less than a hundred bucks each. Maybe lower. Great concept for a travel story on how to travel cheap in the time of Recession.


The wife has signed off on this? If she has she's a trooper...
48 posted on 11/01/2009 4:46:08 PM PST by GQuagmire
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mylife

Deep daily pit of dispair? About somes up DU.


49 posted on 11/01/2009 5:03:06 PM PST by benjibrowder (For Neda. May God bless those fighting for freedom.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 19 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

A DUmmie out of outrage isn’t a DUmmie. So...they’re full of BS, as usual.


50 posted on 11/01/2009 5:06:26 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Hope and Change...in 2010)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-88 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson