Posted on 11/05/2009 5:54:18 PM PST by TheVitaminPress
Controversial filmmaker and author Michael Moore was recently asked to be on the next season of NBC’s The Biggest Loser series. Moore immediately accepted, NBC sent him contracts to lock in his appearance, and Moore signed and returned them by express mail the very next day. However, Moore, who claims he was previously unfamiliar with the show’s concept, has dispatched his legal team to negotiate his release from the contracts with NBC.
Moore’s sources revealed to him months ago his nomination for the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. Being positive he would win the famous award, Moore had already planned to exploit his increased notoriety to earn cash from a variety of endorsements. However, after being passed up for the prize, Moore started searching for other ways to support his severe moon pie addiction.
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That’s OK - in my mind, mm will always be America’s Hugest Looser...
pimp my blog...
He will be the biggest loser alright when he gains 7-10lbs every week.
No way in He!! will I watch it with this Castro Loving Socialist %@S+@&d on....
Well, ‘nough said ... Michael Moore wins day one as the Biggest Loser!
C’mon heart attack!
he wins before the competition starts....
ROFLMAO
“Alright Michael, before you get on the scales this week, we need to let everyone know that you actually ate the guy that we cut loose last week...”
Rosie O’Donnell on a non-shaving day?
Haha, you just caused me to shoot some Barq’s out my nose . . . happy now!
Don’t tell Michael Moore there is an American flag on his hat, he might try to burn it . . . on second thought . . .
Lookout, Barq’s has bite.
It’s probably the best decision he ever made and it turns out to be a mistake! Leave it to a lib!
LOL, second best decision . . . his work in Team America was outstanding!
Ahahaaha, yes you’re right. Too funny!
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This article gave me the biggest laugh I have had in a long time. I would love to see him on The Biggest Loser. He would last at the most five minutes. At the most. He has neither the mentalilty nor the ability to compete in any thing like that.
I am still giggling.
I recall that one previous winner, that went from porky to hot, estimated that she worked out about six hours a day to claim the prize. Somehow I don’t think Moore would have that kind of resolve. He’d be like a judge a long time ago in St. Paul that was accuses of sexually harassing the male help. He claimed to be on a hunger strike, but never lost any weight.
In my mind, Moore has always been a big loser. The biggest? - well, it’s a big universe...
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