Posted on 11/06/2009 1:30:02 PM PST by Notoriously Conservative
"What? No, sorry bro, I don't have $5 I can send you. Things are pretty rough right now with the economy and stuff. Plus US Presidents don't make all that much money anyway."
"Oh, that's ok, I understand. Can you hold on just a minute, I have to go to the bathroom, it will only take about 45 minutes."
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I bet we picked up the bill, too. LOL
All that for a sight gag.
But, I admit, it was a good one.
And do you have proof that’s his brother? (insert some kind of emoticon here to cover this)
Did he use his cell phone or his hut phone?
No, it’s just some guy. Just a gag.
They put these phone banks everywhere these days. Must’ve been MCI calling about an overdue bill.
George Hussein Onyango Obama,
Senator Barack Obama's long lost
brother was tracked down living in
a hut on the outskirts of Nairobi
Senator Barack Obama's long lost brother has been tracked down for the first time living in a shanty town in Kenya, reports claimed
Mr Obama, 26, the youngest of the presidential candidate's half-brothers, spoke for the first time about his life, which could not be more different than that of the Democratic contender.
"No-one knows who I am", he told the magazine, before claiming: "I live here on less than a dollar a month."
HA!
There was a blond woman who got a car phone but she hated it.
She kept having to go out to the garage to answer the phone.
The same woman was seen to walk out to her mailbox and open the door only to walk back inside frustrated. She repeated this episode 5 times, getting angry each time.
Her neighbor was outside working in his yard and asked her about it as she was walking back inside. “Is there anything wrong?”
“Yeah, my computer keeps telling me I have mail but no I don’t!”
Hello my brutha...Is that you?
From Kenya? That’s damn long string between those two cups!
Ummm, Thanks .... I think .....
LOL
huuummmmmm I think I knew that.
Old Kenya:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
Live Action Kenya:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya+live/
New Kenya:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Kenya+Remix/
Blond jokes aren’t funny. No I am not blond.
June 15, 2009
President Obama met his half-brother George during a 1987 visit to Kenya.
"I took comfort in the fact that perhaps one day, when he was older, George, too, might want to know who his father had been, and who his brothers and sisters were, and that if he ever came to me I would be there for him, to tell him the story I knew," the president wrote in “Dreams From My Father.”
Over the weekend David Rosenthal, the publisher and executive vice president of Simon & Schuster, told the Associated Press that George had signed a book deal of his own.
“Even had George Obama not been our President's half brother, his story is moving and inspirational," Rosenthal said. "It is an object lesson in survival, selflessness and courage."
George is one of President Obama’s eight half-siblings.
Tentatively titled “Homeland,” George Obama’s book is scheduled to be published in January 2010, and will be written with self-described “author, war reporter, adventurer” Damien Lewis, author of Apache Dawn, Cobra Gold, Operation Certain Death, Bloody Heroes, Slave and Desert Claw.
The AP says the book will describe George Obama's “fall into crime and poverty as a teenager and his eventual embrace of community organizing.”
The last time we heard about George was just after Inauguration Day when he was arrested in Kenya for possession of marijuana and resisting arrest.
Kenyan Police Chief Joshua Omokulongolo said that George had one joint on him. "He is not a drug peddler," Omokulongolo said. "But it's illegal, it's a banned substance." Charges were ultimately dropped.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/06/presidents-halfbrother-george-the-latest-obama-to-sign-book-deal.html
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Obama’s brother to release book
George Hussein Obama, stepbrother of President Barack Obama , attends a news conference in Nyangoma Kogelo in this November 4, 2008 file photo. His memoir is set to be published in January [2010]. Photos/ REUTERS
I can't wait to read his book.
Chapter 1 I found an empty aluminum can today.
Chapter 2 I saw a car today.
Chapter 3 Still no call from Barack.
I just thought you might have been confused as to what the connection was between Lisa Douglas of Green Acres and Obama’s “brother”. :)
Left: Stanley Ann Dunham (BHO's mother), with her mother
and father (Obama's grandfather).
And the message on the shirt is "Change". I'll bet he wishes his brother Barack helped "change" HIS situation! At least lend him a few bucks.
A-ha ... gotcha ....
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