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Carter Calls Obama “Best President in My Lifetime”
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 28 November 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/30/2009 1:11:06 PM PST by John Semmens

In an interview for Nation magazine, former President Jimmy Carter says that current President Barack Obama is “the best in my lifetime, maybe the best this country has ever had.”

Key to the high praise was Carter’s assessment that “President Obama is the most brilliant man to ever have held the office. He is wise beyond the boundaries we normally observe for human beings. That is probably why his Administration is our nation’s most unprecedented in history.”

“Of course, being the first black man to be elected president has to rank as the most unprecedented accomplishment ever achieved by anyone in this country,” Carter opined. “No one else has ever done it. That he has cements the success of his Administration. If he does nothing else he will still rank among the greats.”

“Perhaps the most significant of his successes so far have been in foreign policy,” Carter went on. “He has humbled this country before foreign leaders in ways that none of his predecessors could ever dream of. It’s like he’s saying to the world, ‘America is ready to take a seat on the back of the bus.’ Which is kind of ironic, him being a black man and all. But still, he’s representing an essentially white nation and his bowing down before colored peoples is very symbolic and very encouraging. It’s not surprising he won the Nobel Peace Prize.”

“And let’s not forget the unprecedented trillions in deficit spending he has initiated,” Carter continued. “No predecessor would’ve dared be so profligate. Such a bold and dynamic step is pure genius.”

Carter concluded by urging that the Constitution be amended so that “the gift of Obama will keep on giving to future generations. It would be tragic for our laws to limit us to only eight years of rule by this superior being.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: deficits; genius; satire; unprecedented

1 posted on 11/30/2009 1:11:07 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

What a moron!


2 posted on 11/30/2009 1:14:45 PM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Pork Eating CRUSADER - FUBO! Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: John Semmens

Jimmy Carter will forever be considered Obama-lite!


3 posted on 11/30/2009 1:15:29 PM PST by Dacus943
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To: John Semmens

Of course he considers him great, O has the best chance of pushing Carter out of position as the worst, most inept president in history.


4 posted on 11/30/2009 1:16:15 PM PST by midwyf (Wyoming Native. Environmentalism is a religion too.)
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To: John Semmens

The REAL unprecedented presidency...

5 posted on 11/30/2009 1:16:25 PM PST by Kenton
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To: John Semmens

Popcorn at the ready ... let the games begin


6 posted on 11/30/2009 1:16:32 PM PST by tx_eggman (Obama has "Czars" because men with more integrity than he has still use the titles "Don" and "Capo")
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To: John Semmens

Most misery and damage to America inflicted in under a year by any elected official. Jimmy’s HERO!?!


7 posted on 11/30/2009 1:17:14 PM PST by TruthHound ("He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci)
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To: John Semmens

8 posted on 11/30/2009 1:17:20 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)
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To: John Semmens
“President Obama is the most brilliant man to ever have held the office. ..."

Cripes. Carter praising Obama is an idiot complimenting a moron. Reading from a teleprompter is brilliant, eh? By comparison Obama makes Charlie McCarthy look like a genius.

From what I've read, men like James Monroe and Thomas Jefferson could think bums like Obama under the table. Of course, Carter probably thinks of them as racist dead white guys, nothing more.

9 posted on 11/30/2009 1:22:03 PM PST by chimera
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To: John Semmens

Well, what do you expect from the national village idiot?


10 posted on 11/30/2009 1:22:27 PM PST by D Rider
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To: John Semmens

Yup. He has a point. History will see Obama moved Carter up off the bottom rung.


11 posted on 11/30/2009 1:23:55 PM PST by himno hero
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To: John Semmens

Just in case anyone missed it, Carter comes along and once again proves that he is crazy as a S—t house rat.


12 posted on 11/30/2009 1:24:00 PM PST by billhilly
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To: John Semmens

A kiss of death? An omen? This is a very bad sign for the future.


13 posted on 11/30/2009 1:24:55 PM PST by inpajamas (http://outskirtspress.com/ONE)
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To: John Semmens

Actually, Carter’s statement makes perfect sense. With nObama in office, Carter is no longer The.Worst.President.Ever.


14 posted on 11/30/2009 1:25:48 PM PST by ssaftler (Borg Queen Obama: Resistance is futile!)
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To: John Semmens

I’d wondered these last decades why this man acts the way he does. With these comments, I’ve become convinced that this man hates America as much as Obama does. He hates it for knowing deep inside himself he is inept. He hates it because of the ridicule he received at the onset of Ronald Reagans Presidency and the insult from Iran’s release of the hostages. He hates because of the ridicule he receives from the most disasterous (until now) mismanagement of fiscal responsibility this country has seen. In short, he hates it because he is a loser; to top that off, he hates it even more because he’s nothing but an old, old loser now with nowhere to go.


15 posted on 11/30/2009 1:26:41 PM PST by Gaffer
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To: John Semmens; Bahbah; fanfan; McGruff

I have to get the stuff Carter is on.

That must be some “GOOD S**T”!!!!


16 posted on 11/30/2009 1:27:16 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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To: John Semmens

Dear Jimmy,

You’re not helping.

Love,
Rahm


17 posted on 11/30/2009 1:28:14 PM PST by pogo101
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To: Dacus943

18 posted on 11/30/2009 1:29:58 PM PST by Dallas59 (No To O -Time is going by really really really really slow.)
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To: Springman

It’s satire, but it’s really good satire.


19 posted on 11/30/2009 1:29:58 PM PST by Bahbah (Only dead fish go with the flow)
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To: John Semmens

Dang, you did it to me again.

Only the headline, then I saw your name.

I wish I had half your talent for satire. Frankly, I think you ought to get the Nobel Prize for Literature, but it has been debased almost as much as the Peace Prize, so maybe you wouldn’t want it. The money’s good though.

Keep it up.


20 posted on 11/30/2009 1:30:37 PM PST by chesley (Lib arguments are neither factual, logical, rational, nor reasonable. They are, however, creative.)
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To: Springman; Bahbah; McGruff
Maybe, but it would turn you into an @55 hole.

You have more integrity than Carter.....you’d regret it in the morning.

:-)

21 posted on 11/30/2009 1:31:59 PM PST by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: John Semmens

Heh heh...


22 posted on 11/30/2009 1:32:31 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: John Semmens
Carter Calls Obama “Best President in My Lifetime”
This from the worst president in my lifetime.
23 posted on 11/30/2009 1:34:09 PM PST by dblshot
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To: John Semmens

Another excellent work!


24 posted on 11/30/2009 1:34:33 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Bahbah

I bought it hook, line and sinker.

Sounded like the real thing!!!!!


25 posted on 11/30/2009 1:34:50 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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To: John Semmens

I didn’t know the old man was into hallucinogenic drugs.


26 posted on 11/30/2009 1:36:35 PM PST by McKayopectate
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To: dblshot

Further proof he’s senile.


27 posted on 11/30/2009 1:38:13 PM PST by Vicki (Washington State where anyone can vote .... illegals, non-residents, dead people, dogs, felons)
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To: Springman

John is very good at this and I have fallen for his stuff on several occasions, until I spotted his name.

LOL. He can really capture the essence of liberals.


28 posted on 11/30/2009 1:38:20 PM PST by Bahbah (Only dead fish go with the flow)
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To: John Semmens

The headline caught me for a few seconds. Then I saw the link.


29 posted on 11/30/2009 1:39:23 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: Bahbah

This was a good one!!!!

Fake but accurate!!!


30 posted on 11/30/2009 1:41:27 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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To: John Semmens

Good one John. Thanks for the chuckle.


31 posted on 11/30/2009 1:47:20 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Gotta be satire.


32 posted on 11/30/2009 1:55:54 PM PST by Sofia
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To: Vicki
Further proof he’s senile.
Carter always favors Palestinians.
33 posted on 11/30/2009 2:03:40 PM PST by dblshot
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To: John Semmens
I'm a patient guy.

Let this Bozo speak his peace and embarrass himself in front of the world...but when he passes I have been planning to urinate upon his grave just to let him now what I think of him.

After this, I think I'm going to make it a number 2. And I do not mean any reference to the hardness of pencil lead.

34 posted on 11/30/2009 2:05:05 PM PST by Leo Farnsworth (I'm not really Leo Farnsworth...)
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To: John Semmens

Read the subtitle. THIS IS SATIRE!


35 posted on 11/30/2009 2:09:06 PM PST by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: The Sons of Liberty

Jimmy Carter is so dumb, he doesn’t even know that he is dumb. Imagine being a crew member on a submarine on which this total A-hole was the commanding officer. Not only is he dumber than a stick, he is obnoxious and egotistical to boot. Oh, I forgot, also a Jew hater who has been trying to stick it to Israel for years.


36 posted on 11/30/2009 2:23:05 PM PST by CdMGuy
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To: Bahbah

The headline is unfortunately very believable since Zero in the most incompetent POTUS since Carter. I had to see Mr. Semmes name to know it was a satire but even then I was not 100% sure.


37 posted on 11/30/2009 2:27:50 PM PST by C19fan
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To: John Semmens

Go jimmmah! Go! ha,ha,ha,ha,ha


38 posted on 11/30/2009 2:33:23 PM PST by cubreporter (.)
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To: John Semmens

John, this is the second or third from you this week. You are becoming very prolific. And, judging from a couple of the responses, you remain effective in creating a convincing headline even while labeling the post as satire. Kudos and cheers!


39 posted on 11/30/2009 2:37:16 PM PST by jimfree
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To: John Semmens

Carter is on some mighty strong psyco drugs quite obviously.
Freakin madman.


40 posted on 11/30/2009 3:08:47 PM PST by Joe Boucher (This marxist punk has got to go.)
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To: John Semmens

The only thing that comes to my mind on this is ... “By their friends shall you know them” and “It takes one to know one!” At one time I respected Carter for his work with “Habitat for Humanity”, now I respect “Habitat for Humanity” in spite of Carter’s work with them.


41 posted on 11/30/2009 3:39:40 PM PST by SES1066 (Cycling to conserve, Conservative to save, Saving to Retire, will Retire to Cycle.)
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To: John Semmens

Irrefutable proof that JEC is suffering from cerebral atherosclerosis. And maybe a touch of Alzheimer’s. He needs to take up potholder weaving. If he can. sd


42 posted on 11/30/2009 4:25:44 PM PST by shotdog (I love my country; it's my government I'm afraid of.)
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To: John Semmens

Oops. Gotme. sd


43 posted on 11/30/2009 4:27:17 PM PST by shotdog (I love my country; it's my government I'm afraid of.)
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To: Springman; Bahbah; fanfan
Of course, being the first black man to be elected president has to rank as the most unprecedented accomplishment ever achieved by anyone in this country,” Carter opined.

At least he didn't call him boy this time.

Carter Calls Obama "Black Boy"

44 posted on 11/30/2009 4:50:19 PM PST by McGruff (We're Going Rogue Baby!)
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To: John Semmens

This is satire...right? Please? I mean, Carter is off his rocker, but...


45 posted on 11/30/2009 5:06:34 PM PST by agrace
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To: John Semmens

46 posted on 11/30/2009 6:34:27 PM PST by Mozilla
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To: John Semmens
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Maybe I'm too quick to judge, and Jimmah has Alzheimer's, or is on some psychotropic drugs, and I should have pity on him.

Then again, I wish that rabbit would have been successful...

5.56mm

47 posted on 11/30/2009 6:43:22 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: John Semmens
Poor Jimmah.The Norwegians love him but Americans laugh at him.
48 posted on 11/30/2009 7:00:35 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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