Posted on 12/04/2009 7:50:29 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
Present Obama has succeeded in doing something we didn't think could be done: He has united the country. Yes, both the Right and the Left now agree: We think the Bystander-in-Chief is doing a TERRIBLE job!
Afghanistan is the latest example. Mr. Dithers says he's going to send 30,000 troops to Afghanistan, to do some community organizing, and then he's going to pull them out within a year-and-a-half, i.e., by July 2011. The Right says, "How stupid is that? The general in charge says he needs 40-60,000 men to do the job. And, Rule #1 in fighting a war: You NEVER give the enemy a date for when you're pulling out!" But the Left listens to the same speech, and they say, "How stupid is that? You're sending more troops to fight a BushCo war? We didn't vote for that! Hell no, BHO!" See? We're united, just coming at it from different sides. Present Obama has managed to alienate EVERBODY!
Barack Baines Obama is off to a flying start at surpassing LBJ as the Worst President of My Lifetime. Lyndon Johnson gave us BOTH the Great Socialist Society AND the Vietnam Half-Fought War. Barry Lyndon wants to give us Mutual of Obama AND Afghanistnam.
So here's a small sampling of the rampant DUmmie Displeasure with Dear Leader, in this THREAD, "Wow!? Commanded in Chief' The Nation." The DUmmie DUmpings are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who sees 1968 coming early in Barry Lyndon's term, is in the [Barackets]:
Wow!? "Commanded in Chief" The Nation
[Where have you gone, Hope-and-Changey O? The Nation turns its loaded guns on you. Boom boom boom!]
"You may not think so, but on Tuesday night from the US Military Academy at West Point, in his first prime-time presidential address to the nation, Barack Obama surrendered. It may not have looked like that: there were no surrender documents; he wasn't on the deck of the USS Missouri; he never bowed his head. Still, from today on, think of him not as the commander-in-chief but as the commanded-in-chief."
[Hell to the Chief!]
"And give credit to the victors. Their campaign was nothing short of brilliant. Like the policy brigands they were, they ambushed the president. . . ."
[They am-Bushed him!]
"At a time when the continuing economic crisis is creating ever more hardship for the vast majority of Americans and placing ever greater demands on the federal budget, we need clearheaded leadership. . . . Sadly, in announcing his administration's decision to send 30,000 more American troops to Afghanistan on top of the 68,000 already there, President Obama has fallen short of this test of leadership."
[Left and Right agree: EPIC FAIL! . . . Enough from "The Nation." Now to DUmmieland . . .]
This is so passive/aggressive. He's the CiC FFS! Excuses, excuses.
[He's the Chamberlain-in-Chief, For Failure's Sake!]
I get the feeling that Obama is getting attacked from all sides and is no longer in control of the Administration.
[More than a feeling. Present Obama is the Bystander-in-Chief.]
His "Escalation Speech" was ineffective.
[Blame Hal the Teleprompter.]
And today his "Job's Summit" offered NOTHING! more phrases of "hope" and no articulate plan for creating jobs.
[Joe Biden: "And here I thought he was clean and articulate!"]
Approx. 3 hours devoted to a complete dog and pony show. Sickening.
[The Bark Obowwow Show.]
I do believe that the "healthcare summit" got off the same way and look what sort of garbage came out of that. . . .
[Mutual of Obama: Because we don't trust you to take care of yourself.]
I'm starting to sound bitter. . . .
[Let us know if you start clinging to guns and religion.]
High unemployment. Bailouts for bankers. More of the national treasure being funneled into Afghanistan. Health care "reform" that's a complete joke.
[IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!]
I am getting real bitter too. . . . It is f*cking hopeless.
[Canada beckons! Cuba is warmer!]
What would you do to create jobs immediately?
[Grief counselors for DUmmieland?]
Get those green jobs going, now!
[Get those grief jobs going, now!]
He did not do enough right away to separate him self from what Bush did.
[Meet the new Bush, same as the old Bush . . .]
We're in a mess. . . .
[Barry puts the "mess" in "Obamessiah"!]
McChrystal should have been courtmarshalled when he disrespected the Commander in Chief by calling for an increase in troops. Obama let himself be bullied by this man. What is wrong with him? I'm beginning to think he is becoming a puppet.
[Kermit the Fraud.]
I think he was a little too green to do battle with seasoned Beltway veterans.
[It's not easy being green.]
I hope he's got unplayed cards, because it's looking like he's totally f*cked.
[There's always the race card.]
I got a kick out of Cheney referring to O as "radical". . . .
[It's all part of the BushCo plan. Barry works for them, you know.]
I will never vote for Obama again.
[Promise?]
Sorry, but Obama made this bad decision on his own. People need to stop making excuses and realize that Obama is not some kind of super genius. He can make sh*t decisions.
[Yes, he can! In fact, I would say making sh*t decisions is Obama's métier.]
Obama was never ready for this job at this time.
[I thought he was shovel-ready.]
I am not sure he knows what he thinks.
[That's above his pay grade.]
We should have been more vigilant.
[IMPEACH *US* NOW!]
He can give a mighty fine speach, that's for sure...too bad they always come read from a teleprompter.
[Faint praise for Dear Reader.]
Hmm...
I spy a.......
[Me mi mum mole, I smell the blood of a . . . FREEPER TROLL!!!]
They all read from teleprompters. Would you like it better if he held a bunch of papers and read off of those? The thing that's important is who wrote the speech.
[Yeah, and in this case, it was his new head speechwriter. . . . Oh, what's his name again? . . . That's right! Grove. Kurt Grove.]
gates and the warmacht have used Obama as cover for more bushco neocon war. . . .
[The Gates of Halliburton shall not fail to prevail against him.]
our silver-tongued president is losing his cheer-leading charm. . . .
[Barack O-pom-pom is losing fans faster than Tiger Woods.]
The man is a corporate "Democrat©".
[BarackCo®. Brought to you by the Soros Group™.]
PING!
Top 5
Well, this goes to show that even DUMMIES can have a rare and brief moment of mental clarity.
In bf ten
OLIHOP!
Top Ten! EEEAARRRGH!!
Top Ten!!!
and we had such high hopes
Priceless! This is one of my favorite DUFU's ever.
I got stuck with number 11. Lol.
Wow.. it's a tough job being a general if you can get courtmarshalled for requesting more troops.
I think I will go ahead and award them ALL a Kewpie Doll on today's thread, even though they get there from the wrong side.
Obamaneocon!
Good ones! I liked the line I caught over in the DUmp the other day where the poster was so discouraged she wished she could “undo” her kids and grandkids and go back in time to have never existed. Wow...heavy! Obama sure brings out the best in his peeps....
So you get a Kewpie doll, too (the giant economy size)! :D
The only time they care about money is when it's going to killing terrorists.
Our glorious emperor, Chimpus Khan remains the puppet-master of the world!
Thanx! That’s the Kewpie pic I was looking for!
Top 25!
As usual they (RATS) voted for change at all costs without doing any, um,
what do they call it? Oh yea, DUE DILLIGENCE!
I... he... what the... HUH?!?
I thought those idiots on the left supported the war in Afghanistan? Or was that just long enough to get Barack Odumbass elected?
D.U. is RACIST!!!!
Well, we don’t call them DUmmies because of their keen minds. :-)
You’d swear their mothers $hit them into this world yesterday. No?
I am enjoying watching them eat their own. :)
You'd think that people who want to use such terms would try to get them right. It's Wehrmacht, DUmmie. Wehrmacht. Google is your friend. Maybe your only friend...
ROTFLMAO at Chamberlain-in-Chief.
BTW, I don’t think Obama gives good speeches at all, no idea how the Dems fawn over him the way they do.
I have to steal that LOL.
Me too, and it’s even more fun to post there and promote angst :).
[Left and Right agree: EPIC FAIL! . . . ..]
You finally found a statement I agree with on the DUmp.
[Joe Biden: "And here I thought he was clean and articulate!"]
How's that "hope and change" thingy working for you DUmmies?
[IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!]
How's that "hope and change" thingy working for you DUmmies?
[Get those grief jobs going, now!]
ClimateGate may make those green jobs history.
[I thought he was shovel-ready.]
But you and all the DUmmie voters thought he was "the one" back in Nov '08. Sucks to be a DUmmie.
[Faint praise for Dear Reader.]
I think that has to be an intruder at the DUmp.
I spy a.......
[Me mi mum mole, I smell the blood of a . . . FREEPER TROLL!!!]
AH HA! I knew it was a L F T!!
[Yeah, and in this case, it was his new head speechwriter. . . . Oh, what's his name again? . . . That's right! Grove. Kurt Grove.]
Whoever writes his speeches, sure uses "uh" and "ah" a LOT.
That sounds like the appraisal joke that made the email rounds several years ago.
Sets low standards and consistently achieves them.
Think about all those boys who were named Barak since Nov 2008. Those poor guys are SO screwed.
Where do I apply for a position as a DU grief counselor? I would love to administer a good dose of reality therapy to those nut-bars, or at least torture them with required readings at FreeRepublic.
No, no, his head is WAY too large in this one.
In fact, it’s too large in Chas’ post 1.
LOL! Steal at will...I am pretty sure I did!
At least they didn't 3:00am-Bush him.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
uh, uh uh and uh uh uh fill the gap when the speechwriter gets writer's block.
Mass Kewpie?
For when the teleprompter stalls.
He already did his apology bow in Japan earlier... but he's still concerned how not to claim "victory" from the jaws of defeat.
With their luck they'll attend O.J. Simpson High School.
Not even close (but the results are markedly similar)
They can always change their name to Edsel...
One of the best ever!! I think they are finally realizing they were duped.
The DUmmies were DUped!
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