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Sarah Palin Book Tour Smells Like Rotten Tomatoes (Bitter Shrew Alert)
Lilly Likes ^ | December 9, 2009 | Sarah Spangenberg

Posted on 12/10/2009 3:48:39 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

And here we were thinking that slap-stick humor died out with the legendary Charlie Chaplin.

If you haven't already heard, a 33 year-old man in Minnesota by the name of Jeremy Paul Olson was arrested yesterday for chucking tomatoes at Sarah Palin during a Mall of America book signing.

Olson attempted the tomato barrage from the second floor balcony, but unfortunately missed Sarah and her husband Todd both by about ten feet. He did, however, hit nearby police officers (one right in the face!), which is probably the only reason that he was truly taken into custody. That is, I suppose, unless those police officers were staunch Republicans. But even then... Never mind.

Palin was visiting the Mall of America in order to promote her new book regarding her personal memoirs and additionally, her trials and tribulations as John McCain's running mate, Going Rogue. (I also have to say that I totally believe that Ass-Pail came up with the title for her book. I'm sure she had nothing to do with writing it, but I have no doubts whatsoever that her one claim to fame was naming this monstrosity of a book.)

Evidently, die-hard fans showed up to the politician's television personality's book signing in droves by the... hundred.

Sort of gives new meaning to the Zen mantra "Food not bombs," no?


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Local News; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2012; barkingmoonbat; goingrogue; jeremypaulolson; jourbalism; liberallunacy; minnesota; moonbat; palin; pds; sarahpalin; waronsarah
Unfortunately, there are probably millions of people that would agree with this individual.
1 posted on 12/10/2009 3:48:40 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“I also have to say that I totally believe that Ass-Pail came up with the title for her book.”

Shows the level of maturity and intellect of Spangenberg right there — ZERO.


2 posted on 12/10/2009 3:51:28 PM PST by piytar (Go Away RNC, Steele, Graham, and the rest of the lib-loser GOP. WE'RE TAKING OUR PARTY BACK!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
There are millions more who don't, and those numbers will work themselves out in Sarah's favor between now and 2012. Especially after she assists conservatives win seats in 2010.

Fact is, Sarah still has the left, the DNC, the MSM and the RINOs all in a frenzy wondering what her next move will be and how it will be perceived...they almost literally froth at the mouth (like in this article) in their efforts to discredit her, and only further discredit themselves in the process.



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SARAH PALIN HONORING AMERICA AT A 911 MEMORIAL CEREMONY


THE MAN WHO DESPISES AMERICA


AWAKEN, O AMERICA, YOUR LIBERTY IS CALLING (Inspiring Video)

3 posted on 12/10/2009 3:53:23 PM PST by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Sadly, this country contains many mindless fools who still think the radical left is something good for America. These dolts will fall the hardest when the real Marxist moves of this administration “hit the street”. Then let them try and deny the truth.


4 posted on 12/10/2009 3:54:27 PM PST by EagleUSA
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Assaulting a police officer is not taken lightly. If the projectile is deemed to be a weapon, then the charges become a felony and this mutt gets to go on a honeymoon with bubbah the horney moose.
5 posted on 12/10/2009 3:54:48 PM PST by shadeaud ("If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin)
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To: piytar

They greatly fear her as the new female Ronald Reagan. I can smell the flop-sweat thru the wires...


6 posted on 12/10/2009 3:55:54 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2 million for Sarah Palin: What will you do?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
It would seem that the old moonbat who wrote this piece just wished death on the guy who threw the tomato.

Note that she says "unfortunately missed Sarah and her husband Todd" as if it would have been OK to hit Todd because he's a nice easy going guy who didn't grow up in a part of the world where you learn to defend yourself ~sometimes with an ULU.

The guy is lucky he hit a cop ~ he only risked being fired on.

I have an Alaskan ulu in a drawer around here ~ nasty piece Fur Shur.

If anyone doubts an ulu is something to kinda' be fearful of having used on you, just hold out a finger for me.

7 posted on 12/10/2009 3:57:18 PM PST by muawiyah (Git Out The Way)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Bitter bag.


8 posted on 12/10/2009 4:11:22 PM PST by mowowie
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To: mowowie

Since it has no picture of itself at the site, it may not be a female.


9 posted on 12/10/2009 4:15:23 PM PST by Col Freeper (FR is a smorgasbord of Conservative thoughts and ideas - dig in and enjoy it to its fullest!)
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To: Col Freeper

I just finished reading Sarah’s book. It is an absolutely WONDERFUL book. I encourage everyone to read it. These liberal hacks, in 2012, will be referring to Sarah Palin as PRESIDENT Palin, they better get used to it, or they could always leave, which I wouldn’t mind either


10 posted on 12/10/2009 4:17:19 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Col Freeper

i’m going to guess with a fair degree of certitude that it be fugly and fat to go along with stoopid... thus ... no pixshure proferred


11 posted on 12/10/2009 4:18:43 PM PST by webschooner
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To: webschooner
"but unfortunately missed Sarah and her husband Todd..."

Man, you can really feel the hatred in those words. Unbelievable...
12 posted on 12/10/2009 4:25:53 PM PST by FortWorthPatriot ( Obama is no Hitler; Hitler got the Olympics)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Good God! If that was the only way I had to express myself, I'd put a bullet in my head. Has that idiot ever heard of assult? It's not a real good idea to hit a policeman with anything.

This person's life must be a real mess!

13 posted on 12/10/2009 4:32:31 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

You know, if I were RealNetworks, I don’t believe I’d want that as the first post folks saw coming up on one of my websites.


14 posted on 12/10/2009 4:33:11 PM PST by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: Jeff Head

Beautiful video. Thank you!


15 posted on 12/10/2009 4:39:21 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

And they all voted Democrat at least once on November 4, 2008.


16 posted on 12/10/2009 4:45:07 PM PST by sport
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To: piytar
Well Sarah Palin has told several Washington journalists that the publishers insisted the book be given a title, overruling her impulse not to give it one.

Which shows how little she knows about the book trade. How would the book have sold with just the author's name on the cover?

17 posted on 12/10/2009 4:54:41 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole)
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To: Sunshine Sister

You are very welcome. Thank you for watching. Please rate it and comment on it, and please pass it around if you are so inclined. God’s best to you and yours.


18 posted on 12/10/2009 4:59:11 PM PST by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: Sarah Barracuda
These liberal hacks, in 2012, will be referring to Sarah Palin as PRESIDENT Palin, they better get used to it, or they could always leave, which I wouldn’t mind either.

I don't think so ..... they will just refer to her as "Palin", or some cutsie (they think), and derogatory (their intent) name, picked to disparage her.

On the issue of them leaving, I'm good with that!

19 posted on 12/10/2009 5:04:12 PM PST by Col Freeper (FR is a smorgasbord of Conservative thoughts and ideas - dig in and enjoy it to its fullest!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

It’s hateful, obsessing “progressives” like this moonbat who are scaring the crap out of independents right now. They are running from the Dems as fast as they can.

- JP


20 posted on 12/10/2009 5:23:10 PM PST by Josh Painter ("We cannot spare this woman. She fights" - David Karki re: Sarah Palin)
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To: Jeff Head

Every time I see this picture of o-bow-man playing with himself while others show respect my mind goes crazy.


21 posted on 12/10/2009 5:39:40 PM PST by chiefqc
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To: 2ndDivisionVet


22 posted on 12/10/2009 5:39:46 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: Jeff Head

Every time I see this picture of o-bow-man playing with himself while others show respect my mind goes crazy.


23 posted on 12/10/2009 5:39:57 PM PST by chiefqc
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To: Jeff Head

I’ll do that, but I’m not sure when I’ll have time for the next couple of days. Tis the season you know!


24 posted on 12/10/2009 5:42:00 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: Oztrich Boy

(1) It would have sold just fine.

(2) My comment was directed toward that idiot using “Ass-Pail” as a nickname for Mrs. Palin.


25 posted on 12/10/2009 7:13:13 PM PST by piytar (Go Away RNC, Steele, Graham, and the rest of the lib-loser GOP. WE'RE TAKING OUR PARTY BACK!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Wow. What a bitter bag of bile this woman is.


26 posted on 12/10/2009 7:16:44 PM PST by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v225/1459/53/n1365480884_7892.jpg

Sex: Female
Interested In: Men

College:UArts ‘12
Musical Theater
High School:Mamaroneck High School ‘08

http://www.facebook.com/sarah.spangenberg


27 posted on 12/10/2009 7:23:06 PM PST by kcvl
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

http://zeldalily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sarah_pic-225x300.jpg

I like trivia and I’m full of useless information. My husband tells me I’m “over-emotional”. I will then cry, shake my fist, pull a bunch of odd faces, tell him that I’m a woman, and then I tell him to piss off. It’s always better to be pissed off than to be pissed on, at any rate.

I have a very odd sense of humor. I used to perform in a cover band, what feels like a lifetime ago and I’m still a total rock star in the car. I haven’t sold my expensive microphone. It’s still wrapped up in its pretty leather case, buried in the bowels of my closet. American Idol, here I come. Before I get too old, anyway. I promise I’ll make the cheesiest faces and flash my fingers when they “announce my number” to vote. On that note, vote for me.

I’d love to have a friend with Tourette’s Syndrome. I could then be myself out in public and no one would bat an eye. They’d say, “Hey, there’s that guy/girl with Tourette’s and their psycho sidekick, Sarah.” If any of you have Tourette’s; or know someone with Tourette’s, please email me. I promise fun times and companionship.

Random noises at the most inappropriate times are the greatest.

I smoke cigarettes and don’t want to quit because I will gain weight. How’s that for self-esteem, fellow feminists? I’m a word-nerd that lacks a necessary amount of math skills. I still count on my fingers.

http://zeldalily.com/index.php/our-authors/sarah-taylor-spangenberg/


28 posted on 12/10/2009 7:29:54 PM PST by kcvl
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You left out the best part. The part that shows this broad's typical leftist crass vs. class.

"In closing, I hope you like me around here. I’d like to stick around. In the words of my equally insane but poetically-prophetic father: I hope I fit “like a finger in a bull’s ass”.

Offhand, I'm betting that she fits more like a horse's ass.

29 posted on 12/10/2009 9:03:48 PM PST by XenaLee
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