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DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-09 (DUmmies ready to join Olbermann in going to jail!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/17/2009 1:23:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

Gandhi . . . King . . . Mandela . . . Solzhenitsyn . . . Olbermann . . . OLBERMANN?? Wha-aa?? Yes, Keith Olbermann, the Wussiest Person in the World, is ready to join the ranks of heroic dissidents of the past in going to JAIL for his beliefs! I can just see his future memoirs: "The Long Island Archipelago." "Letters from a Bridgehampton Jail." KO's life and career will become the stuff of legend. Movies will be made: "Inflictus." "The Golf Shank Reduction." Ben Affleck will find work again. Songs will be written: "We shall Olbermann someday." "Let there be Keith on earth."

What has brought on Olbermann's impassioned imprisonment KOurage? Last night on his wildly popular "KOuntdown" program, with an audience literally in the tens of hundreds, KO KO'd BO over the proposed Mutual of Obama mandatory health insurance bill. In his "Special KOmment," Keith railed and ranted to new heights of belligerent bloviation, closing with this pugnacious pledge:

I hereby pledge that I will not buy this perversion of health care reform. Pass this at your peril, Senators, and sign it at yours, Mr. President. I will not buy this insurance. Brand me a lawbreaker if you choose. Fine me if you will. Jail me if you must.

Is KO bucking for a Kewpie Doll here, having a brief moment of mental clarity? Not exactly. He opposes the bill for different reasons than we do. He thinks it's not KOmmunist enough!

"Pass this at your peril." "Jail me if you must." Them's fightin' words, and so if Keith Olbermann is going to jail, the DUmmies are ready to join him! A host of KO-KOnspirators are shouting "I am Olbermann!" "If they come for Keith, they come for me!"

So Keithie is the Darling of the Day in DUmmieland. You can read about it in a bunch of threads, like this THREAD, "Olbermann's Special Comment was AMAZING!" and this THREAD, "I stand with Keith O. I will not...actually cannot afford to..." and this THREAD, "Keith Olbermann says he'll go to jail before being forced to buy health insurance and" and this THREAD, "I'm going to jail, who's with me?".

The DUmmie KOmments are in Bolshevik Red, while the KOmmentary of your humble guest KOrrespondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [brackets]:

Olbermann's Special Comment was AMAZING!

[Olbermann's Special KOmment was AMUSING!]

He not only hit it out of the ball park but the east coast to west coast.

[He parked it! From KOast to KOast!]

I love that he says he will refuse to be forced to buy into this bondage and protection money for health care. He said he will go to jail first.

[ATTICA!]

Olbermann's job is to get TV ratings. . . . Don't take Olbermann's rants too seriously.

["Rantings for Ratings." It's not working.]

You are tombstoned, troll, so STFU

[You are THE WORST LOUSY FREEPER TROLL IN THE WORLD!]

Keith is wrong on this. He's wrong on Obama. He's on the wrong side for healthcare reform, which can be amended as opposed to killed to be buried. He can go off in his life of privilege and wink at those who can't get any coverage and think he's a folksy Murrowesque hero. He won't see them spit blood as he walks by to get into his limo.

[But it's a limo to Leavenworth!]

KO takes the subway, for one thing.

[The Underground Railroad! Dissidents on the run!]

he is obviously making many people very nervous speaking truth to power.

["Speaking truth to power"! Take a drink, if you're playing at home!]

Thank you Keith, it was hard to listen to, but you're a better man than oh so many others in Congress!!!

[Keith Übermann.]

I stand with Keith O.

[I am Olbermann!]

Jail ain't nothing to me. Hell, I'll get some health care there.

[Is that you, Otis Campbell?]

KO will go to jail? Now that's funny.

[It could be a sit-KOm, "Olbie's Heroes," with Chris Dodd as Sgt. Schultz, Harry Reid as Col. Klink, and the aforementioned Ben Affleck, of course, as Olbie.]

Sure he won't go to jail for that. He could go to jail in the future for inciting rebellion or whatever fascist overlords accuse people who dissent from them in thought.

["Fascist overlords"! Drink up! The irony, of course, is that it's the DEMOCRATS that would be the fascist overlords!]

"keith olbermann" is a f***ing corporation. you do get that right? right?

[KOco.]

the stupidity here is overwhelming sometimes. . . .

[KOOkoo.]

I'm going to jail, who's with me?

[Field trip!]

I will happily go to jail. There I will get a roof over my head, three meals a day, something constructive to do and I'll get free health care. All provided by the state. Do the math, it's not a bad deal.

[Like Mom's basement, only better!]

I'll try to stay out of prison myself, thanks.

[Is that you, Blago?]

Hope you can believe in...Maybe you can be on his Change Gang too.

["Change Gang." I sense a parody coming on. Maybe later this week.]

I can't go to jail because they'll put my animals down.

["Putdown," hosted by DUmmie EFerrari.]

I'll just have to go on the lam.

[The horse would be faster.]

We'll start an outlaw commune. All we need is an old school bus.

[The Olbermannson Family.]

Can we grow food there and cultivate some livestock?

[benburch is especially interested in cultivating the livestock.]

Extra cows and goats for making cheese for sale. Sell excess garden harvest. Lots creative and talented people here with skills to manufacture goods and provide services.

[There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be one of nostalgia for those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead!]

We can start a website, Uninsured Underground

["The UUmies"? "Double U"? No, that one wouldn't work, fer sure. . . .]

The ultimate unfunded mandate. Unfunded, coercive, creating a new criminal class. Hope and change!

[Hope and chains! You win today's Kewpie Doll!]

I'm too pretty to go to jail

[Don't worry, ben, it'll be FUn!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; healthcare; jail; killthebill; obamacare; olbermann
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KOuntdown to the KO Frogmarch!
1 posted on 12/17/2009 1:23:26 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

Cool!


2 posted on 12/17/2009 1:25:01 PM PST by Mustard Plaster
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To: Charles Henrickson

In b4 the ping?


3 posted on 12/17/2009 1:26:03 PM PST by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


4 posted on 12/17/2009 1:26:23 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (We shall Olbermann someday. . . .)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I insist on going to an Olbermann-free jail


5 posted on 12/17/2009 1:26:40 PM PST by NeoCaveman (you betcha)
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To: Charles Henrickson

First after the ping?


6 posted on 12/17/2009 1:26:44 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Mustard Plaster

Charles said: “Cool.”

No, you have it spelt incorrectly, it’s “KOol!”


7 posted on 12/17/2009 1:27:20 PM PST by urroner
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wait, so the DU Dummies are saying they are willing to go to jail. Can I get that in writing please..the sooner the better


8 posted on 12/17/2009 1:28:09 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Charles Henrickson

Count me in as well ...

Maybe we should all just stop paying taxes and see how long they last then. I would venture that what is being stolen now is less than what England took that brought on the revolutionary war.


9 posted on 12/17/2009 1:30:14 PM PST by Tarpon ( ...)
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To: Tarpon

Top 10...; No way.


10 posted on 12/17/2009 1:31:15 PM PST by Poser (Enjoying Prime Rib for 58 Years!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So they don’t want the change now?


11 posted on 12/17/2009 1:32:46 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
["Change Gang." I sense a parody coming on. Maybe later this week.]

Sam Cooke or The Pretenders?

12 posted on 12/17/2009 1:32:53 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: urroner

In Lutterin circles, it’s “kewl”.


13 posted on 12/17/2009 1:34:05 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Charles Henrickson

Guess going to jail would be THEIR public option! LOL!


14 posted on 12/17/2009 1:37:01 PM PST by LUV W (Obama, the job-killer, has presided over the loss of 4.6 million jobs...and counting! RL)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Jail me if you must

Uberdouche is just fantasizing about getting to play "I dropped the soap" again.

15 posted on 12/17/2009 1:38:20 PM PST by tophat9000 (Obama has "Jumped The Shark" ,,,and fell in the shark tank)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They think we do not know about triangulation?


16 posted on 12/17/2009 1:38:50 PM PST by GeronL
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To: Charles Henrickson
“We’ll start an outlaw commune. All we need is an old school bus”

Great more smelly hippies in places like The Farm in Summertown

17 posted on 12/17/2009 1:40:12 PM PST by sticker
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To: Charles Henrickson

I wonder if the sissy boy would actually go to jail for something that’s worth a crap? OK done wondering, of course he wouldn’t.


18 posted on 12/17/2009 1:42:45 PM PST by vpintheak (My government has named me an extremist)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm going to jail, who's with me?

[Field trip!]

Field trip to Club Gitmo!

.... Lots creative and talented people here with skills to manufacture goods and provide services.

Yep, all states need someone to stamp new license plates.

19 posted on 12/17/2009 1:43:45 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I am tired of being PC. It's time for torches, pitchforks, tar, feathers and GUNS.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Rev,

Did you ever wonder that some of these DUers need to get up close and personal with a little Thorazine?

Be well.


20 posted on 12/17/2009 1:44:42 PM PST by MindBender26 (Never kick Dems when they're down. Wait 'till they're 1/2 way back up. You get much better leverage!)
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idiots.


21 posted on 12/17/2009 1:45:22 PM PST by GeronL
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To: Charles Henrickson
The ultimate unfunded mandate. Unfunded, coercive,
creating a new criminal class. Hope and change!

[Hope and chains! You win today's Kewpie Doll!]


22 posted on 12/17/2009 1:46:04 PM PST by LUV W (Obama, the job-killer, has presided over the loss of 4.6 million jobs...and counting! RL)
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To: Charles Henrickson

#23 twice in a row! Ooorah!


23 posted on 12/17/2009 1:46:37 PM PST by BattleHymn
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To: Charles Henrickson

Translation:

But...but...

It’s supposed to be FREEEEEE!!

I thought they were supposed to make the pubbies pay for it.


24 posted on 12/17/2009 1:50:59 PM PST by Chuckster (Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[Like Mom’s basement, only better!]

That one got me!


25 posted on 12/17/2009 1:55:54 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

One for the bookmarks!


26 posted on 12/17/2009 1:57:55 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
Wait, so the DU Dummies are saying they are willing to go to jail.

I'd prefer they go to hell, but jail is a start.

27 posted on 12/17/2009 2:08:08 PM PST by skully (Islamofascists love death more then life, PC cowards love diversity more then life. We're so F'd!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh, you’ve surpassed yourself with this one, pastor. This was hilarious. Thanks!


28 posted on 12/17/2009 2:15:11 PM PST by bcsco (Hey, GOP: The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I will happily go to jail. There I will get a roof over my head, three meals a day, something constructive to do and I'll get free health care. All provided by the state. Do the math, it's not a bad deal.
[Like Mom's basement, only better!]

The DUmmie Dream, all in one short paragraph. It's what they long for, folks.

29 posted on 12/17/2009 2:17:52 PM PST by bcsco (Hey, GOP: The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration...)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

“Wait, so the DU Dummies are saying they are willing to go to jail.”

My first choice would be shooting them on the spot..because I’m intolerant for terrorist (which they are)...but since I can’t do that legally (until someone grows a pair and declares war), jail will suffice...

Wake me up when the shooting starts.. I’ll be twittering about amerkian idle like the rest of my generation...


30 posted on 12/17/2009 2:18:36 PM PST by AtlasThugged316 (Who is Edmund Ruffin?)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

“I will happily go to jail. There I will get a roof over my head, three meals a day, something constructive to do and I’ll get free health care. All provided by the state. Do the math, it’s not a bad deal.”

Constructive to do ... an erector set in the bathroom?


31 posted on 12/17/2009 2:25:46 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We can start a website, Uninsured Underground ["The UUmies"? "Double U"? No, that one wouldn't work, fer sure. . . .]

The UNdies. As in "They're a bunch of dirty UNdies." :P

32 posted on 12/17/2009 2:26:45 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Godspeed, T, on your fourth tour of duty in Iraq.)
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To: Impy; TigersEye; floriduh voter

“We’ll start an outlaw commune. All we need is an old school bus.”

“Extra cows and goats for making cheese for sale. Sell excess garden harvest. Lots creative and talented people here with skills to manufacture goods and provide services.”

Utopia!


33 posted on 12/17/2009 2:27:38 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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To: Darkwolf377

Ouch! DUmmie UNdies.


34 posted on 12/17/2009 2:28:27 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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To: GeronL

“Extra cows and goats for making cheese for sale. Sell excess garden harvest. Lots creative and talented people here with skills to manufacture goods and provide services.”

Does that one have a clue what the food processing regulations are? Pasteurization, food standards, taxes, health inspections, health regulations, farming regulations, oh and they have to buy some land. The cleaning sink alone must be three section, a single piece of steel, well stocked with detergents, near a hand sanitizing system, and availability to a government approved restroom.

Oh wait, they’ll be doing it as criminals, squatting on a farm, using leaves in the bushes, and trying to sell their cheeze door-to-door. KOol. Watch the cops chase them as they herd their livestock to the backup hideout.


35 posted on 12/17/2009 2:36:12 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Won’t Keith have to share his bathtub in prison?


36 posted on 12/17/2009 2:37:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Charles Henrickson

A nut house is where KO and KOS belong.


37 posted on 12/17/2009 2:38:02 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

Laws don’t apply to the far left silly Arthur. Those for the hoi polloi. heh.


38 posted on 12/17/2009 2:38:53 PM PST by GeronL
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hope and Chains.

Needs to be a bumper sticker.


39 posted on 12/17/2009 2:44:15 PM PST by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: bcsco

I quoted your tagline in my profile. Good one.


40 posted on 12/17/2009 2:46:59 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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To: GeronL

Right. Farmer John tells the cops that some smelly weirdos have goats on their land, and the sheriff ignores him. [All part of their dream, huh?]


41 posted on 12/17/2009 2:48:21 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Extra cows and goats for making cheese for sale. Sell excess garden harvest. Lots creative and talented people here with skills to manufacture goods and provide services

Evil Capitalist!!

42 posted on 12/17/2009 2:50:36 PM PST by CharlieOK1 (Stop Breathing, the EPA says you are poisoning me)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

Thanks!


43 posted on 12/17/2009 2:53:00 PM PST by bcsco (Hey, GOP: The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration...)
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To: Charles Henrickson; BJClinton

I quoted both of you in my profile too. FRegards ....


44 posted on 12/17/2009 2:53:21 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Aww, Charles, you missed the obvious....

Keith Memememan won't go to jail, as his insurance is provided as part of his compensation package from MSDNC. He doesn't have to buy insurance, as his is already being paid for, and likely the contract continues that insurance even if he gets fired.

So, like anything, from global warming to KOmmie rants, it is nothing more than hot air leaking from his big mouth, and contains no substance.

The funniest thing is that his insurance likely runs more than 24,000 a year. Maybe what he's really ranting against is the tax hit that MSDNC will take for all these high priced Caddie insurance polices?

45 posted on 12/17/2009 3:18:17 PM PST by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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To: BJClinton
This is ALMOST a convergence of the Left and Right. WE want the government totally OUT of the health care business, THEY want the government taking it over, completely, so it will be "free." ALL of us don't want the government forcing us to buy health insurance.


46 posted on 12/17/2009 3:27:35 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (We shall Olbermann someday. . . .)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

Until they all catch goat flu or forget to abort the lambs half-hippie fawn.


47 posted on 12/17/2009 4:16:53 PM PST by GeronL
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To: Mustard Plaster
I can't go to jail because they'll put my animals down.

"You're ugly, you smell, and your owner's an idiot!"

48 posted on 12/17/2009 5:07:35 PM PST by mikrofon (So there...)
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To: mikrofon
I can't go to jail because they'll put my animals down.

"You're ugly, you smell, and your owner's an idiot!"

You owe me a new keyboard...ROFLMAO

49 posted on 12/17/2009 8:19:51 PM PST by FDNYRHEROES (In just His first 3 days, the War on Terror became the War on Free Speech.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; Charles Henrickson

Neither. Jim Croce. :-)


50 posted on 12/17/2009 8:35:42 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
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