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Prof Says “Deniers” Distort Climate Memos
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 19 December 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/19/2009 9:54:29 AM PST by John Semmens

In a Washington Post op ed, Penn State University Professor Michael Mann insisted that “Palin and other global warming deniers have distorted the content” of the e-mails from the British University of East Anglia’s Climate Research Unit.

“Ms. Palin and her ilk are pulling words out of context to create the impression that global warming is a hoax,” Mann said. “She is merely broadcasting her ignorance of scientific terminology in pursuit of a political agenda bent on preventing governments from exercising the necessary control to avert climate catastrophe.”

Among the “scientific terms” Governor Palin is said to have misconstrued are the words “bogus,” “misleading,” and “cooked” numbers. “These are very valid terms in the proper context,” Mann argued. “Those who aren’t scientists cannot be expected to understand that these words may describe techniques that have been widely accepted in the academic community as necessary in the struggle to obtain grant funding.”

“Confounding or contradictory data could prove deadly to the fate of a funding request,” Mann continued. “Cooking the numbers, suppressing nonconforming evidence and misleading prospective donors are minor transgressions compared to the alternative of tapped-out funding.”

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TOPICS: Education; Humor; Science; Weather
KEYWORDS: academia; climategate; grants; hoax; satire
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1 posted on 12/19/2009 9:54:32 AM PST by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 12/19/2009 9:55:49 AM PST by John Semmens
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haha... this ain’t just about the memos. they just help put this whole thing into context.


3 posted on 12/19/2009 9:57:41 AM PST by GeronL
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To: John Semmens

Yeah, his word is golden.

Of course, that golden color is piss, which is about what his data is worth.


4 posted on 12/19/2009 9:57:58 AM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: John Semmens
Cooking the numbers, suppressing nonconforming evidence and misleading prospective donors are minor transgressions compared to the alternative of tapped-out funding.”

Cooking the numbers? Throwing out data that does not support the conclusion you reached before any data collection in the first place? If this guy is a scientist, I am the Queen of Sheba.

5 posted on 12/19/2009 9:58:29 AM PST by Bernard (One if by Land, Two if by Sea, Three if by Government)
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To: John Semmens
Al Gore,satire,politics,global warming,climate change
6 posted on 12/19/2009 9:59:39 AM PST by Flag_This (ACORN delenda est)
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To: Bernard

WE LOST


7 posted on 12/19/2009 9:59:51 AM PST by gibtx2 (End Tenure)
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To: John Semmens

“Taken out of context’’ Well Mr. Liberal scientist it just burns your britches when that happens, doesn’t it? Now you know how it is for we conservatives.


8 posted on 12/19/2009 10:00:08 AM PST by John-Irish ("Shame of him who thinks of it''.)
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To: John Semmens

Ok, so Sarah Palin actually wants to destroy humanity...

who is giving these idiots science degrees?


9 posted on 12/19/2009 10:01:01 AM PST by Soothesayer (The United States of America Rest in Peace November 4 2008)
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To: John Semmens

At first I thought he was complaining but then I realized that he is an expert at cooking the books, therefore, he is providing his expert opinion oh how others are attempting to do what he has done.


10 posted on 12/19/2009 10:04:14 AM PST by seawolf101
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To: John Semmens

On one side we have “the deniers” and on the other side we have “the falsifiers”.


11 posted on 12/19/2009 10:04:30 AM PST by reg45 (Be calm everyone. The idiot children are in charge!)
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Beam me to Planet Gore !

12 posted on 12/19/2009 10:04:41 AM PST by steelyourfaith (This space for rent.)
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Good one!


13 posted on 12/19/2009 10:06:30 AM PST by smokingfrog (Don't mess with the mocking bird! - http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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To: John Semmens

Mann fits the simple categorization of “denier.” Bet.


14 posted on 12/19/2009 10:06:39 AM PST by cranked
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To: John Semmens

People who didn’t see the “satire” KW beat me to my usual “3...2...1” LOL

Again, it is really funny because it is so plausable.


15 posted on 12/19/2009 10:08:01 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: gibtx2

WE LOST

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16 posted on 12/19/2009 10:09:21 AM PST by CommieCutter ("You wanted the presidency, you got it, now FIX THE DAMN ECONOMY!!!!" ----YankeeReb)
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To: John Semmens
I AM A CLIMATE DENIER.

THEY ARE CLIMATE LIARS!

17 posted on 12/19/2009 10:09:24 AM PST by Obadiah (Obama: Chains you can believe in!)
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To: John Semmens
I was so ashamed when I found out this man used to teach at UVa. Thank God he is no longer there.
18 posted on 12/19/2009 10:13:34 AM PST by Wahoo82
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To: John Semmens

This is Michael Mann of the famous Mike Trick! This dirtbag should be in jail.
http://www.brayincandy.com/id194.html

Mary Christ-mas Patriots


19 posted on 12/19/2009 10:13:51 AM PST by bray (Palin can see the White House from her Porch)
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To: John Semmens

Meanwhile, the AGW LIARS destroy, distort, and fake the data ...


20 posted on 12/19/2009 10:16:34 AM PST by Tarpon ( ...)
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