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KY Lubricant Wreaks Havoc At Denver Walgreen’s Store After Senate Passes Healthcare Bill
Elective Decisions ^ | 12/26/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 12/26/2009 1:05:06 PM PST by writer33

Denver, CO—In what should have been a normal day after Christmas shopping event, turned into a brawl at a local Denver, Colorado, Walgreen’s store, leaving one store clerk trampled and many injured in a run on KY personal lubricant. The store clerk, 42-year old Chris Davis, was opening the doors of the store when the mad dash of Denver residents trampled him on their way to grab personal lubricant.

Davis suffered a broken rib, and lost two teeth in the run on personal lubricant. It appears that the store had placed an advertisement for KY Natural Feeling Liquid Personal Lubricant on sale for $9.99 in the Christmas edition of the Denver Post’s paper.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; kylubricant; satire; walgreens
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1 posted on 12/26/2009 1:05:06 PM PST by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 12/26/2009 1:05:44 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: harpo11; HeadOn; hellinahandcart; Herford Turley; hershey; HighlyOpinionated; Hildy; ...

Satire ping!


3 posted on 12/26/2009 1:06:10 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: OldFriend; oldteen; onyx eyes; onyx; PAR35; Patriotic Bostonian; Paulus Invictus; pax_et_bonum; ...

Satire ping!


4 posted on 12/26/2009 1:06:42 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Maybe if this was set in San Fransisco it might have had a better impact...


5 posted on 12/26/2009 1:09:55 PM PST by raybbr (If you try to kiss your son on the head while he's running you WILL get a fat lip.)
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To: writer33

Memo to wannabe satire writers:

Read Iowahawk here:

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/

Read again. Study. Study again. Imitate. Try to write somthing that is actually funny.


6 posted on 12/26/2009 1:10:05 PM PST by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
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To: raybbr

Good point.


7 posted on 12/26/2009 1:11:33 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

What the hell is Kentucky lubricant?


8 posted on 12/26/2009 1:11:52 PM PST by vetvetdoug (FUBO, a fashion statement for conservatives.)
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To: stinkerpot65

Blah, blah, blah. :-)


9 posted on 12/26/2009 1:12:06 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: vetvetdoug

Funny, vevetdoug. :-)


10 posted on 12/26/2009 1:12:48 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

That’ll teach ya. Just stick to fumbling around behind the photo counter with the kiosks that always loose the print jobs. Much safer.


11 posted on 12/26/2009 1:18:22 PM PST by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

Behind the photo counter I go.


12 posted on 12/26/2009 1:19:27 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

John Bohica?

B=Bend
O=Over
H=Here
I=It
C=Comes
A=Again.

Too Funny.


13 posted on 12/26/2009 1:22:42 PM PST by Molon Labbie
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To: vetvetdoug
What the hell is Kentucky lubricant?

Goes with Kentucky windage.

14 posted on 12/26/2009 1:24:00 PM PST by decimon
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To: Molon Labbie

Bingo, Labbie. Great eye. Thanks for reading. I’m glad you enjoyed it.


15 posted on 12/26/2009 1:26:54 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: vetvetdoug

Probably used at KFC outlets...


16 posted on 12/26/2009 1:46:52 PM PST by DennisR (Look around - God gives countless, indisputable, and unambiguous clues that He does, indeed, exist.)
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To: writer33

Verging on the wrong type of joke for me. But it sounds close to true.


17 posted on 12/26/2009 1:52:10 PM PST by GeronL (This is a tagline)
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To: vetvetdoug; skinkinthegrass
"What the hell is Kentucky lubricant?"

Moonshine.

18 posted on 12/26/2009 1:55:45 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: writer33

19 posted on 12/26/2009 1:56:56 PM PST by Neidermeyer
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To: fieldmarshaldj
"What the hell is Kentucky lubricant?"

Moonshine.

You sir, and those like you, are one of the reasons I browse this site everyday. Well done, well done.

20 posted on 12/26/2009 2:00:16 PM PST by 11Bush
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To: 11Bush

Thankyouverrruhmuch. ;-)


21 posted on 12/26/2009 2:03:23 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: writer33

funny

Perhaps we should send personal lube to all problematic senators and other congress critters.


22 posted on 12/26/2009 2:05:28 PM PST by Chickensoup (We have the government we deserve.)
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To: 11Bush

“You sir, and those like you, are one of the reasons I browse this site everyday” Me also, I love it! “Kentucky lubricant?” could it be er, spit?


23 posted on 12/26/2009 2:11:10 PM PST by Colorado Cowgirl (God bless America!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; vetvetdoug

Get you a copper kettle
Get you a copper coil
Cover with new-made corn mash
And never more you will toil

You’ll just lay there by the juniper
While the moon is bright
Watch them jugs a-fillin’
In the pale moonlight

My daddy he made whiskey
My grand-daddy did too
We ain’t paid no whiskey-tax
Since seventeen, ninety two

We just lay there by the juniper
While the moon is bright
Watch them jugs a-fillin’
By the pale moonlight.


24 posted on 12/26/2009 2:11:17 PM PST by La Enchiladita (The Light shines in the darkness.)
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To: writer33

$9.99 is that fair price??


25 posted on 12/26/2009 2:47:09 PM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: writer33

Had to read that headline twice and then I knew it was from you
even before looking to see who posted it! LOL!

There will be more havoc wreaked if this thing goes into law!

I threw my Christmas Day paper away because it said:
“Merry Christmas” (at the top)
“Dems pass health care bill” (right under it)

Some Christmas present, huh?


26 posted on 12/26/2009 2:47:58 PM PST by LUV W (When Obama says (over and over) "let me be clear" you can interpret it as "let me lie to you"!)
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To: writer33

I laughed so hard my sides are sore now. LOL! Good read!


27 posted on 12/26/2009 2:54:12 PM PST by GloriaJane (http://www.last.fm/user/GloriaJane)
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To: GeronL
Verging on the wrong type of joke for me.

Trying to push the envelope.

28 posted on 12/26/2009 2:54:24 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Thanks for reading, fieldmarshaldj. I appreciate it.


29 posted on 12/26/2009 2:54:56 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Neidermeyer

Great graphic, Neidermeyer. Thanks for posting it. I love it.


30 posted on 12/26/2009 2:55:35 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Chickensoup
Perhaps we should send personal lube to all problematic senators and other congress critters.

Good idea. LOL!

31 posted on 12/26/2009 2:59:52 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: blackie
$9.99 is that fair price??

I'd agree, but Googling that stuff will tell you that most of it retails at $14.99

32 posted on 12/26/2009 3:00:59 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: LUV W
Some Christmas present, huh?

I'd throw the paper away too. Thank you for reading, LUV W. I do appreciate it.

33 posted on 12/26/2009 3:03:44 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: vetvetdoug

“What the hell is Kentucky lubricant?”

They had to change the name because people were putting the Kentucky Jelly on their toast.


34 posted on 12/26/2009 3:03:53 PM PST by PLMerite (Ride to the sound of the Guns - I'll probably need help.)
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To: GloriaJane

Thanks for reading, GloriaJane. I’m glad you enjoyed it.


35 posted on 12/26/2009 3:04:43 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Mr. Inspectorette and I thought it was hilarious!


36 posted on 12/26/2009 3:24:51 PM PST by Inspectorette
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To: Inspectorette

Thanks for reading, Mr. and Mrs. Inspectorette. I’m glad you enjoyed it.


37 posted on 12/26/2009 3:32:05 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: stinkerpot65

All the way. I didn’t get it in the first two paragraphs and just skipped to the comments.


38 posted on 12/26/2009 4:13:49 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Neidermeyer

Now that pic is funny and I don’t know why. Just funny.


39 posted on 12/26/2009 4:14:48 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Vendome; writer33

That is “Blue” the oldest pledge in the movie “Old School” , he dies of a heart attack while wrestling 2 topless coeds in a K-Y filled ring.


40 posted on 12/26/2009 4:28:46 PM PST by Neidermeyer
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To: Neidermeyer

Okay, looked it up and I did see that movie. Just didn’t remember. Funny.


41 posted on 12/26/2009 4:33:51 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Neidermeyer

Now I see the connection.


42 posted on 12/26/2009 4:44:23 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

You sound like every other retailer this Christmas, all out of the desired product!

An don’t worry, obamacare will have you fixed in no time. ;)


43 posted on 12/26/2009 6:20:32 PM PST by SouthTexas (May you have a Blessed Christmas!)
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To: SouthTexas

Obamacare will fix it! LOL!


44 posted on 12/26/2009 6:34:04 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Gettin me a case sent over for the Illegal Immigration discourse coming up....


45 posted on 12/26/2009 6:53:26 PM PST by bitt (You canÂ’t make a weak man strong by making a strong man weak (Abraham Lincoln))
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To: writer33

Gettin me a case sent over for the Illegal Immigration discourse coming up....


46 posted on 12/26/2009 6:54:17 PM PST by bitt (You canÂ’t make a weak man strong by making a strong man weak (Abraham Lincoln))
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To: bitt

LOL! Thanks for reading, bitt. I do appreciate it.


47 posted on 12/26/2009 7:50:45 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33; IMissPresidentReagan; CourtneyLeigh; Just Kimberly; Knuckrider; MBohman; ...
A Kentucky Ping.


Its' Satire, Folks...a little humor after what
"the Marxist 'Rats" did to the taxpayer/citizens on
Christmas Eve. We're going to get it bad.


48 posted on 12/26/2009 8:29:46 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Zer0 to the voter: "Welcome to 'MY' DeathCARE ® Plan"...Sucker! ...now just die. :^)
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To: writer33; IMissPresidentReagan; CourtneyLeigh; Just Kimberly; Knuckrider; MBohman; ...
A Kentucky Ping.



"What the hell is Kentucky lubricant?" Moonshine.

Its' an (Fitting) piece of Satire, Folks...

a little humor is needed after what "the Marxist 'Rats"
did to the taxpayers / citizens on Christmas Eve.
We're going to get it bad...grab the "pitchforks"


49 posted on 12/26/2009 8:38:40 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Zer0 to the voter: "Welcome to 'MY' DeathCARE ® Plan"...Sucker! ...now just die. :^)
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To: writer33

BTTT


50 posted on 12/27/2009 3:01:56 AM PST by E.G.C.
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