Posted on 12/26/2009 1:05:06 PM PST by writer33
Denver, CO—In what should have been a normal day after Christmas shopping event, turned into a brawl at a local Denver, Colorado, Walgreen’s store, leaving one store clerk trampled and many injured in a run on KY personal lubricant. The store clerk, 42-year old Chris Davis, was opening the doors of the store when the mad dash of Denver residents trampled him on their way to grab personal lubricant.
Davis suffered a broken rib, and lost two teeth in the run on personal lubricant. It appears that the store had placed an advertisement for KY Natural Feeling Liquid Personal Lubricant on sale for $9.99 in the Christmas edition of the Denver Post’s paper.
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Thankyouverrruhmuch. ;-)
funny
Perhaps we should send personal lube to all problematic senators and other congress critters.
“You sir, and those like you, are one of the reasons I browse this site everyday” Me also, I love it! “Kentucky lubricant?” could it be er, spit?
Get you a copper kettle
Get you a copper coil
Cover with new-made corn mash
And never more you will toil
You’ll just lay there by the juniper
While the moon is bright
Watch them jugs a-fillin’
In the pale moonlight
My daddy he made whiskey
My grand-daddy did too
We ain’t paid no whiskey-tax
Since seventeen, ninety two
We just lay there by the juniper
While the moon is bright
Watch them jugs a-fillin’
By the pale moonlight.
$9.99 is that fair price??
Had to read that headline twice and then I knew it was from you
even before looking to see who posted it! LOL!
There will be more havoc wreaked if this thing goes into law!
I threw my Christmas Day paper away because it said:
“Merry Christmas” (at the top)
“Dems pass health care bill” (right under it)
Some Christmas present, huh?
I laughed so hard my sides are sore now. LOL! Good read!
Trying to push the envelope.
Thanks for reading, fieldmarshaldj. I appreciate it.
Great graphic, Neidermeyer. Thanks for posting it. I love it.
Good idea. LOL!
I'd agree, but Googling that stuff will tell you that most of it retails at $14.99
I'd throw the paper away too. Thank you for reading, LUV W. I do appreciate it.
“What the hell is Kentucky lubricant?”
They had to change the name because people were putting the Kentucky Jelly on their toast.
Thanks for reading, GloriaJane. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
Mr. Inspectorette and I thought it was hilarious!
Thanks for reading, Mr. and Mrs. Inspectorette. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
All the way. I didn’t get it in the first two paragraphs and just skipped to the comments.
Now that pic is funny and I don’t know why. Just funny.
That is “Blue” the oldest pledge in the movie “Old School” , he dies of a heart attack while wrestling 2 topless coeds in a K-Y filled ring.
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