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Carville on Airport Security: 'Go Measure My Penis and Let Me Get on The Airplane'
Hot AirPundit ^ | January 08, 2010 | Hot AirPundit

Posted on 01/08/2010 2:34:30 PM PST by RobinMasters

Carville on the Tony Kornheiser Show

"Would you have any objection to full body scanners?"

Carville: "What I want is, let me pay for something, give me a safe flyer card, and then y'know, go measure my penis and let me get on the airplane."

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TOPICS: Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: airportsecurity; jamescarville

1 posted on 01/08/2010 2:34:31 PM PST by RobinMasters
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2 posted on 01/08/2010 2:34:59 PM PST by RobinMasters
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To: RobinMasters

Body scanners are not equipted with magnifying glasses.


3 posted on 01/08/2010 2:37:42 PM PST by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: RobinMasters

Isn’t that Mary’s job? ;)


4 posted on 01/08/2010 2:42:47 PM PST by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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To: Hacklehead

PETER PING


5 posted on 01/08/2010 2:45:11 PM PST by Track9 (The measure of a good education is knowing what truly sets you free)
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To: RobinMasters

Carville has a penis?


6 posted on 01/08/2010 2:46:29 PM PST by PaleoBob
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To: RobinMasters

To measure his they just need to remove his hat.


7 posted on 01/08/2010 2:47:44 PM PST by Genoa (Luke 12:2)
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To: RobinMasters
LookAlikes
8 posted on 01/08/2010 2:47:55 PM PST by preacher (A government which robs from Peter to pay Paul will always have the support of Paul.)
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To: RobinMasters

Does this thing measure in angstroms?


9 posted on 01/08/2010 2:48:31 PM PST by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: RobinMasters

You’re pretty much all “meat”, James. How tall are you? There’s the number you want.


10 posted on 01/08/2010 2:49:38 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Genoa

>> To measure his they just need to remove his hat.

Have you noticed how cleanly Carville’s detractors divide into two camps — those of us who think he’s all penis, and those who question whether he has one?


11 posted on 01/08/2010 2:51:53 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: RobinMasters

No pics...for the love of all that is good and right in this world, no pics, people!!!

:-)


12 posted on 01/08/2010 2:54:43 PM PST by DemforBush (Now officially 100% ex-Democrat.)
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To: RobinMasters

The TAS and their leadership should have a flood of applicants from all sorts of perverts who get thrills out of viewing people, if only distorted views, of men, women and children of all ages without clothing.

How long before these types of pictures start appearing on the internet while alluding that it is a picture of this certain female actress?


13 posted on 01/08/2010 2:58:21 PM PST by chiefqc
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To: Nervous Tick

hose of us who think he’s all penis, and those who question whether he has one?”

Surely both could be true, simultaneously, don’t you think?


14 posted on 01/08/2010 3:01:26 PM PST by ConservativeDude
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To: RobinMasters; All

I knew the wit and wisdom of freeprs would make me laugh out loud several times on this thread...and I have not been disappointed. You guys (and probably gals) are awesome!


15 posted on 01/08/2010 3:03:41 PM PST by ConservativeDude
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To: ConservativeDude
Surely both could be true, simultaneously, don’t you think?

Why, I suppose both could be true, in a Klein bottle sort of way.

16 posted on 01/08/2010 3:08:01 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: anymouse

It’s also Mary’s job to beat the hell out of the guy for embarrassing her. He ain’t got no couth.


17 posted on 01/08/2010 3:11:00 PM PST by 353FMG (Save the Planet -- Eliminate Socialism)
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To: RobinMasters

What a class act...bump!


18 posted on 01/08/2010 3:13:03 PM PST by VOA
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To: RobinMasters

Wouldn’t take long...


19 posted on 01/08/2010 3:16:28 PM PST by pabianice
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To: RobinMasters
Was that suppose to be funny Carville? Well it wasn't. Now go away.
20 posted on 01/08/2010 3:34:40 PM PST by kempo
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To: RobinMasters

What a revolting thought!


21 posted on 01/08/2010 3:53:45 PM PST by Montanabound
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To: RobinMasters

Note to Carville: It’s a scanner, not a microscope. Now get lost ya pin-head.


22 posted on 01/08/2010 11:25:04 PM PST by rscully ("You cannot change a mind with logic that was made up without the use thereof." --DelphiUser's Dad.)
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