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Doctor Ben Carson Discovers Medical Link Between Liberals And Limited Brain Activity
Elective Decisions ^ | 01/13/10 | Chris Davis

Posted on 01/13/2010 10:05:14 AM PST by writer33

Baltimore, MD—Medical science can now deliver undisputable proof that liberals show limited to no brain activity, a concept that conservatives have long embraced. And thanks to Dr. Benjamin Carson, Director of the Division of Pediatric Neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins, a medical link has been determined through scientific research and good old fashioned hard work.

(Excerpt) Read more at electivedecisions.wordpress.com ...


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Elective Decisions applauds the work of Dr. Benjamin Carson, a fine neurosurgeon that helps people across America and the world.
1 posted on 01/13/2010 10:05:17 AM PST by writer33
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2 posted on 01/13/2010 10:06:31 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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3 posted on 01/13/2010 10:07:41 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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4 posted on 01/13/2010 10:08:51 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
Martha Coakley Lawn Signs!!!


5 posted on 01/13/2010 10:09:27 AM PST by jessduntno (We do not consider ourselves a Christian nation..." - B. Hussein Obama)
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To: writer33

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

ahh... some things are timeless.


6 posted on 01/13/2010 10:10:22 AM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: jessduntno

Great graphic, jessduntno. Thanks for posting it.


7 posted on 01/13/2010 10:10:31 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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I understand this seminal research was conducted using Chrissie's original brain which Dr. Carson examined under an electron microscope.

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Sadly, the tingle that ran up little Chrissie’s leg during the Obama campaign went all the way up to his head, blowing his tiny vestigial brain out his left ear. Given the many times Chrissie has gladly taken it in the ear for his pals on the left, the size of that orifice made the blowout inevitable. The scar reveals that he DID have a transplant. Unfortunately, it was the cryogenically preserved brain of Lyndon Baines Johnson and turned out to be even smaller than the original organ, probably because – as with nearly ALL Democrats -- it had never been used.

8 posted on 01/13/2010 10:11:07 AM PST by Dick Bachert (.THE 2010 PRECINCT MEETINGS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT IN OUR LIFETIMES. BE THERE!!)
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To: writer33

BTTT


9 posted on 01/13/2010 10:11:07 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: HamiltonJay

That’s perfect, HamiltonJay. Thanks for posting the link. I appreciate it.


10 posted on 01/13/2010 10:13:59 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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That’s because libs have dark matter where gray matter should reside.


11 posted on 01/13/2010 10:14:23 AM PST by cajuncow
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To: Dick Bachert

LOL!


12 posted on 01/13/2010 10:16:29 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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Amongst those suffering from liberalitis there is some activity ... at the ptimitive reptiliann level.


13 posted on 01/13/2010 10:16:29 AM PST by eleni121 (For Jesus did not give us a timid spirit , but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline)
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To: E.G.C.

Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.


14 posted on 01/13/2010 10:17:22 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: jessduntno

Good one!


15 posted on 01/13/2010 10:17:28 AM PST by eleni121 (For Jesus did not give us a timid spirit , but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline)
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To: cajuncow

LOL!


16 posted on 01/13/2010 10:20:38 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: eleni121

LOL! Good one, eleni121.


17 posted on 01/13/2010 10:21:34 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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“We have actually seen results from parents that force their children to listen to Rush Limbaugh for three hours a day. Their cognitive functions improved drastically, and evidence of the synapses firing was shown in pictures of the brain. It was utterly astounding!

Not only that but these children have better golf swings and develop an appreciation for fine cigars at a much higher level than their peers.

18 posted on 01/13/2010 10:23:36 AM PST by NeoCaveman (usually clean, often articulate, only a slight Cro-Magnon accent except when I want to have one)
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To: writer33

Thank you!

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Dr. Carson goes on to explain that his experiments showed that adults who watched MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS showed a dramatic reduction of brain activity, and those who watched FOX News and listened to Rush Limbaugh showed that they had some of the finest minds in America.


19 posted on 01/13/2010 10:25:10 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: NeoCaveman

Yes, indeed, NeoCaveman. Great stuff!


20 posted on 01/13/2010 10:26:00 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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