Skip to comments.Paranormal Shocker! Ghost Seen Dancing on Ted Kennedy's Grave (Satire)
Posted on 01/20/2010 1:56:37 AM PST by SvenWaring
Washington D.C. ghost hunters are used to seeing strange things.
Last night, a group investigating claims that Arlington National Cemetery is haunted said they saw an apparition dancing on the grave of Ted Kennedy.
"We couldn't seem to get our video cameras to work," said Arlen Schpootz, "The massive bureaucracy of Washington D.C. seemed to suck out the life of our batteries, but we did make visual contact."
Schpootz and his team said the ghost appeared to be that of Mary Jo Kopechne, the young aid who was killed in a car driven by Kennedy.
The team watched stunned as she danced on the grave site. It appeared to be the Hustle.
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Rather tasteless, IMHO.
You mean as in bland?
C’mon give the guy a break, he’s gone almost 5 months without a drink....
It’s really hard to write tasteful satire about Ted Kennedy. A satirist is only as tasteful as his/her material.
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