And Obama thought he could do better than me!
Posted on 01/21/2010 9:05:59 AM PST by Notoriously Conservative
Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
George Bush thinks: I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.
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I almost choked myself laughing, thanks, I needed that! (laughing, not choking!)
—good one which I first heard concerning a private, a lieutenant, good looking girl and the old lady—about fifty years ago—
that was funny, thanks!!!
Great! Thanks for posting! (I suspect this is one of those that comes out every few years with the names changed!)
LOL...that is a good application, too...:)
Even better, from the point of the Private!
In the washroom at the airport I saw a handwritten sign posted over one of those hot air hand dryers: "Please push button and listen for a short message from the President!"..........There's nothing like "hot air" and the smell of crap to give you that true Obama experience!!!!
Like any corrupt Chicago politician, Obama would frequently go the cemetery to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested that they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has as much right to vote as anyone else here!"
The other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'I ♥ Obama.'
Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself? A. Because it would be racist.
>LOL...that is a good application, too...:)
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>Even better, from the point of the Private!
*nod*
This is a really good idea. Anyone know where I can have a pad of brightly-colored Post-It notes pre-printed with this message?
great
Google was my friend:
http://www.thediscountprinter.com/smallpostits.htm
Google has lots more:
And Obama thought he could do better than me!
Today is President Obama’s first anniversary. Traditionally, on the first anniversary, you’re supposed to give paper, so I got him his birth certificate. — Jimmy Kimmel
Might be easier (and cheaper) to have a pre-inked rubber stamp made.
I have to admit: I DID laugh right out loud.
hahahahaha!
Not easier, as I'd have to stamp each of the post-it notes.
I'd just like to tear one off and plop it on the hand dryer. But, with my luck someone would get offended and track it back to the company that printed it.
So, maybe the rubber stamp is the better solution.
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