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POLICE: Bar masturbator caught Vaseline-handed
Blog.SEATTLEPI.com ^ | January 12, 2010 5:12 p.m. | Posted by Levi Pulkkinen

Posted on 01/23/2010 2:02:35 AM PST by Cindy

SNIPPET: "On Jan. 3, King County prosecutors claim in charging documents, Basim Salim Abdul-Rahim was seated in the bar of the 13 Coins restaurant..."

SNIPPET: "Abdul-Rahim, also known as James Thomas Triblett, was jailed but has since been released after posting bond."

(Excerpt) Read more at blog.seattlepi.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 13coins; abdulrahim; bar; kingcounty; seatac; seattle; sexualfrustration; triblett; vaseline; washington

1 posted on 01/23/2010 2:02:37 AM PST by Cindy
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http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/01/man_masturbating_at_bar_leaves.php

“Man Masturbating at Bar Leaves Behind Vaseline as Evidence”

By Caleb Hannan in Crime & Punishment
Wednesday, Jan. 13 2010 @ 10:01AM

SNIPPET: “Abdul-Rahim was able to escape before they showed. But in his haste he left behind damning evidence: a jar of Vaseline.

Then, two days later, our well lubricated friend showed up again to the same bar. This time, the cops got to him before he had a chance to flee.”


2 posted on 01/23/2010 2:05:55 AM PST by Cindy
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To: Cindy

I guess there really is always time for lube.


3 posted on 01/23/2010 2:12:13 AM PST by world weary
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To: Cindy

Crossing off 13 Coins from my “restaurants to visit” list.


4 posted on 01/23/2010 2:16:43 AM PST by hoagy62 (Obama: slowly sucking the positive attitude out of the US since 11-4-08)
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To: Cindy
Why am I not surprised the pervert is a member of The Religion of Peace. No doubt he's the exception, not the rule.
5 posted on 01/23/2010 2:25:10 AM PST by Realman30
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To: Cindy

Police and bar management described him as a...Slippery customer.


6 posted on 01/23/2010 2:29:39 AM PST by BigCinBigD (")
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To: Cindy

It all worked out in the end...


7 posted on 01/23/2010 2:39:24 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: Cindy

Here’s the list of states where behavior induced by bong water will be the least surprising.

1. Alaska

2. California

3. Colorado

4. Hawaii

5. Maine

6. Michigan

7. Montana

8. Nevada

9. New Mexico

10. New Jersey

11. Oregon

12. Rhode Island

13. Vermont

14. Washington


8 posted on 01/23/2010 3:28:40 AM PST by familyop (cbt. engr. (cbt), NG, '89-' 96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote.)
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To: BigCinBigD

hey, he’s better than most politicians and journalists.....

at least he’s not doing “IT” to all of US.........


9 posted on 01/23/2010 3:31:18 AM PST by Enchante (Mr. Brown Goes to Washington...... kick a@@, take names, and scorch all the bastards, please!)
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To: Cindy; Lazamataz; Perdogg; Impy; Clemenza; Clintonfatigued; GOPsterinMA

How does one masturbate a bar ? How do you know when it’s achieved climax ?


10 posted on 01/23/2010 4:13:22 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: Cindy

Not at the bar, Abdul-Rahim.


11 posted on 01/23/2010 4:24:45 AM PST by Dahoser (Separation of church and state? No, we need separation of media and state.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

>> How does one masturbate a bar ?

First, grasshopper, you must be one with the bar.


12 posted on 01/23/2010 5:38:36 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I’m guessing your on marriage number six now.


13 posted on 01/23/2010 5:39:21 AM PST by Waverunner ( "Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too." Voltaire)
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To: Enchante

>> at least he’s not doing “IT” to all of US.........

Yeah, plus, HE uses vaseline... THEY don’t.


14 posted on 01/23/2010 5:39:35 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Nervous Tick

You mean, wax on, wax off ?


15 posted on 01/23/2010 5:45:29 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
You mean, wax on, wax off ?

Seek the wisdom from Jackson Browne, grasshopper.

16 posted on 01/23/2010 5:56:18 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Cindy

I hear he told the cops he “only rubbed it till it quit feeling good...”


17 posted on 01/23/2010 6:16:07 AM PST by Bean Counter
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To: fieldmarshaldj
How does one masturbate a bar ?

As a female EMT Instructor once told me," There's nothing like stroking a piece of wood and watching come alive". She was referring to wood finishing products.

18 posted on 01/23/2010 6:19:55 AM PST by Sarajevo (You're jealous because the voices only talk to me.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Check for a foamy head perhaps?


19 posted on 01/23/2010 8:05:23 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (Happy Anniversary Barack! Love, Massachusetts)
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To: familyop

Hey, You left my state, MA off the list!!
There IS hope for us!!!


20 posted on 01/23/2010 11:38:08 AM PST by mowowie
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To: Cindy

He deserves a stiff fine. It was such an underhanded crime, and although the Police were short on evidence, his slick approach to handling problems almost got him off - er - acquitted.


21 posted on 01/23/2010 11:46:01 AM PST by MortMan (Stubbing one's toes is a valid (if painful) way of locating furniture in the dark.)
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