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DUmmie FUnnies 02-08-10 ("Part 2: I was a CIA operative")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 8, 2010 | DUmmie Jeffersons Ghost, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 02/07/2010 11:40:12 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

Today DUbble-naught spy Jeffersons Ghost continues his amazing tale with this THREAD, "Part 2 (I was a CIA operative)."

Yes, today it's Stupid Bowl II, the Dolts vs. the Sane-nots, Peyote Maddening vs. DU Breeze, in Rad Zone Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying the return of nice weather for my last couple days here in Orange County, is in the [brackets]:

Part 2 (I was a CIA operative)

[Part DU (I was a DUbble-naught spy)]

Over 60% of the people used by the CIA are not directly employed by the agency.

[Over 90% of the people who used to be CIA operatives are not correctly wired.]

Even before WW2, where Radio Free Europe transmitted orders and warnings to the Free French in Paris, mass media was an effective vehicle for messages to intelligence operatives.

["Bonjour, Free French people in Paris! We realize that, since it's before WW2 and the Germans have not yet invaded your land, Radio Free Europe has not even been formed and there is no "Free French" Resistance yet either--well, in spite of all that, we're broadcasting these orders and warnings to you anyway. Call it a test run."]

My professional background is in radio, TV and newspaper.

[I delivered newspapers while listening to the radio. On Sundays the paper would have the TV listings for the week in it, making them heavier to throw.]

I was like a relay point, to some degree. I took information from one source and relayed it to another. I have no idea how these simple phrases, or occasionally single words, were used. I'm sure the Valentines Day commercial that said "Why not send HIM roses." brought about a St. Valentines Day Massacre in some cases.

[In other cases, it brought about a Ben Burch Massage.]

With items like this OP, the primary objective is the discredit the author. If you can't intimidate people into silence, making them look stupid or crazy is a strategy straight out of the beginners playbook.

[It's so obvious, isn't it? These amateurish attempts to make DUbble-naught spy Jeffersons Ghost appear stupid or crazy. . . . Who would fall for it?]

My last OP on this topic was locked.

[Locked and loaded!]

No reason was given by the Moderator. It said "WE" are locking this because of a "consensus."

["Conspiracy" is more like it! "WE" indeed!]

My computer has developed some odd software issues, so I won't be able to respond to subsequent postings as well as I'd like. It's probably a virus.

[DU Flu. . . . Thanx, DUbble-naught spy Jeffersons Ghost. Now let's see if there are any secret messages imbedded in the replies . . .]

I'm sorry.

[This message was a secret code to bring about a Super Bowl Sunday Mockery.]

I'm loving these threads.

[Code for "Free French . . . Fries!"]

Is there a link to part 1?

[This question was asked by Will Pitt. Maybe Wee Willie's next career will be as a DUbble-naught spy. "Pitt. Will Pitt," I can hear him say, tuxedoed, as he asks the bartender for a beer shaken, not stirred. Spied Spyer Pitt can relay secret messages through his truthout essays. No need to encode them--just put them in the last paragraph, and only those who need to know will make it that far.]

Oh man, this is better than "24"

[This is better than "24 business hours"!]

Could you tell me, confidentially, is Project X a hoax?

[No. Meaning, no, I can't tell you.]

If not, do you have any idea when it will be implemented?

[Xmas.]

99.9 questions of this type, I won't be able to answer. I have no idea what "project X" is nor do I have a need to know. Stuff like black-ops projects are performed in a "need to know" environment.

[DUbble-naught spy Jeffersons Ghost does not need to know ANYTHING, as he amply demonstrates.]

black ops payback is a "bear."

[BEWARE THE BEAR!]

If black-ops projects are performed in a need to know environment, and one does not have a need to know, how does one know that there are such projects?

[The fact that you do not know about them--that in itself shows that they are going on. Otherwise you would know about them.]

I think I saw your story on cable...it was The B*llsh*t Channel, right?

[Hee! Hee!]

A thread like this is a good way to identify the trolls. I wonder how many work for the boys and how many are just ignorant. So, the moderators base their decisions on how many trolls attack your thread. That brings up another question.......

[Do the MODERATORS work for "the boys"? Are Skinner, Elad, EarlG really . . . CIA OPERATIVES???]

I'm sorry. I think it's best if I lock this. Please don't post any more of these. Thanks.

[HA! I KNEW it! EarlG locks the thread, fearing exposure, and thus PROVES he really is a SPOOK!]


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KEYWORDS: cia; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; espionage
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To: Charles Henrickson
[BEWARE THE BEAR!]


21 posted on 02/08/2010 5:49:20 AM PST by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DU is a national treasure. Of stupidity.


22 posted on 02/08/2010 5:58:29 AM PST by GeronL (It's my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I think it needs repinged


23 posted on 02/08/2010 5:59:01 AM PST by GeronL (It's my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Still involved in “the OC racy” matters in California, I see....


24 posted on 02/08/2010 6:02:20 AM PST by mikrofon (DUFU Bump)
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To: Charles Henrickson
My last OP on this topic was locked.

Soon to be followed by JG being locked UP w/ requisite jacket...

25 posted on 02/08/2010 6:14:29 AM PST by mikrofon ("I was a CYA operative")
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To: Charles Henrickson
The DUmmies are big on "Fact Checking" conservatives but evidently don't care about checking one of their own.

Radio Free Europe/ Radio Liberty was a Cold-war creation and didn't begin broadcasting until 1949.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

26 posted on 02/08/2010 6:17:31 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If black-ops projects are performed in a need to know environment, and one does not have a need to know, how does one know that there are such projects?

In a Gunsmoke episode, Doc asked Festus "Festus, why in thunder won't you learn to read, so when you tell us something you can have the facts and tell us straight?"

Festus replied "Doc, I told ya a hundred dozen times, when you start to read readin', how do you know the feller that wrote the readin' wrote the readin' right?"

I think this DUmmie the reincarnation of Festus.

27 posted on 02/08/2010 6:28:00 AM PST by bcsco (Obama is the navel of his own universe.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I was a pet rock.


28 posted on 02/08/2010 6:28:57 AM PST by bcsco (Obama is the navel of his own universe.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What the heck did they lock the thread for? are they afraid they’re coming off looking like kooks? that’s nothing new, so they should’ve kept the thread opened.


29 posted on 02/08/2010 6:41:26 AM PST by Ballygrl
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To: Charles Henrickson

Part I seems to have disappeared. Any idea why it would get pulled?


30 posted on 02/08/2010 7:07:29 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Socialism is the plundering of the productive by the unaccountable)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Part I seems to have disappeared. Any idea why it would get pulled?

Too much CIA insider intel. The spooks--and they are EVERYWHERE--had to disappear it.

But since you obviously have a "need to know," you can still find Part One HERE, at the DUmmie FUnnies blogspot, and in the comment section, I explain what happened.

31 posted on 02/08/2010 7:46:50 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The DUbble-naught Spy Who Loved Me.)
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To: mikrofon
Stupid Bowl II, the Dolts vs. the Sane-nots

Or "Sanen'ts," for short.

32 posted on 02/08/2010 7:51:35 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The contractions are coming closer together.)
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To: PJ-Comix; little jeremiah
PJ, little jeremiah sent me a request to be on the DUFU Ping List, so please add his name.
33 posted on 02/08/2010 7:59:56 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUbble-naught spy)
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To: mikrofon; PJ-Comix; bcsco; Cletus.D.Yokel; martin_fierro; lightman
Still involved in “the OC racy” matters in California, I see....

Yes, I've been out here in Orange County (Santa Ana) on top-secret Lutheran synodical-political business, plotting the overthrow of our current administration. I've finished that part of the trip now, and since my 14-y-o daughter came out here with me, today we're doiing fun stuff she wants to do--go down to Laguna Beach and Dana Point, browse the shops, walk along the beach, go tidepooling, that sort of thing. It's supposed to be 62 and sunny--much better than the 32 and snowy of St. Louis. We go back home tomorrow.

34 posted on 02/08/2010 8:12:14 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUbble-naught Lutheran spy)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We go back home tomorrow.

Good luck, and have a safe flight home. We're supposed to get 12+ inches of GW beginning tonight through tomorrow here in Northern Illinois.

35 posted on 02/08/2010 8:16:42 AM PST by bcsco (Obama is the navel of his own universe.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DU spies=clueless!!!

36 posted on 02/08/2010 8:22:31 AM PST by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks!


37 posted on 02/08/2010 10:02:13 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Socialism is the plundering of the productive by the unaccountable)
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To: little jeremiah

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1043.


38 posted on 02/08/2010 2:49:14 PM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We go back home tomorrow.

Time enough to head off to that Mission San Diego spot where they serve the GIGANTIC Margaritas?

39 posted on 02/08/2010 2:51:06 PM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

Thank yol.


40 posted on 02/08/2010 3:44:44 PM PST by little jeremiah (Asato Ma Sad Gamaya Tamaso Ma Jyotir Gamaya)
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