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Decrease in Reported Crime Rate Sparks Debate over Cause
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 20 February 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/20/2010 10:55:58 AM PST by John Semmens

A reported 10-percent decline in the crime rate for last year has sparked a heated disagreement over the cause.

On the right, the surge in purchases of guns of all sorts since the ascension of Barack Obama to the presidency is hailed as proof that a well-armed citizenry deters crime. “The more likely it is that a law-abiding citizen is armed, the riskier it is for a criminal to attempt to rob or assault him,” said National Rifle Association Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre. “Those who wrote the Second Amendment knew this. Maybe this latest data will demonstrate this truth to a modern audience.”

The data, though, isn’t demonstrating any such truth to die-hard gun-control advocates. The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence attributes the decrease in reported crime rates to the economic recession. “With so many people out of work, there is simply less for criminals to steal,” said spokesman Brayon Tripper. “So, in a way, the bad economy is leaving thieves unemployed, as well.”

Vice-President Joe Biden credits increased government hand-outs for the decline in crime. “With trillions in stimulus money floating around, there’s less need for ordinary robberies,” Biden reasoned. “I mean, why take the risk of illegally trying to get into someone else’s pocket when there’s a legal way to get the same result?”

Biden argued that “President Obama and Congress—or at least the Democrats in Congress—don’t get a fair share of the credit for what they’ve done to help lower the crime rate. Without the programs they’ve enacted, many people would be forced to initiate their own poorly-conceived heists and a lot more people would get hurt.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: banglist; crime; crimerate; guns; satire; trends; welfare
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1 posted on 02/20/2010 10:55:59 AM PST by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 02/20/2010 10:57:00 AM PST by John Semmens
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I mean, why take the risk of illegally trying to get into someone else’s pocket when there’s a legal way to get the same result?

Brilliant John, simply brilliant

3 posted on 02/20/2010 11:05:16 AM PST by tx_eggman
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“Without the programs they’ve enacted, many people would be forced to initiate their own poorly-conceived heists and a lot more people would get hurt.”

LOL - Perfect touch of subtley, John.


4 posted on 02/20/2010 11:09:46 AM PST by aquila48
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Was laughing so hard, I misspelled subtlety...


5 posted on 02/20/2010 11:13:46 AM PST by aquila48
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No reason to steal the government is handing out bucket fulls of money to the democrats.


6 posted on 02/20/2010 11:16:08 AM PST by Cheetahcat (Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
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" according to the "Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence", the temporary drop in global temperatures due to Global Warming, has caused people to become a lot cooler and they dont want to do anything uncool, like commiting crimes"

LOL !

7 posted on 02/20/2010 11:18:35 AM PST by KTM rider ( ..........tell me this really isn't happening ! !)
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To: aquila48
Was laughing so hard, I misspelled subtlety...

I think you misspelled "Joe" too.

8 posted on 02/20/2010 11:25:22 AM PST by Disambiguator
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Great piece, John. Thanks for the ping.

The Biden “quote” was perfect.

I liked the rest of the stories on that page too.


9 posted on 02/20/2010 11:25:37 AM PST by fatnotlazy
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Bush’s Fault


10 posted on 02/20/2010 11:26:38 AM PST by Safrguns
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Not so difficult to understand.

Lots of illegal aliens, have gone home.


11 posted on 02/20/2010 11:28:58 AM PST by Cringing Negativism Network (2012: Repeal it all... All of it!)
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Vice-President Joe Biden credits increased government hand-outs for the decline in crime. “With trillions in stimulus money floating around, there’s less need for ordinary robberies,” Biden reasoned. “I mean, why take the risk of illegally trying to get into someone else’s pocket when there’s a legal way to get the same result?”

LMAO!!! Great work John. Thanks for the ping.

12 posted on 02/20/2010 11:32:14 AM PST by houeto (Remember in November!)
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13 posted on 02/20/2010 11:44:23 AM PST by smokingfrog (You can't ignore your boss and expect to keep your job... www.filipthishouse2010.com)
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Just read the headline JS.

So does this mean that crime has increased but the reporting of it has declined?

tada
sod;)


14 posted on 02/20/2010 11:46:48 AM PST by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption.)
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Your investigative reporting has revealed a whole other payoff from the stimulous package. The dems may be upset at you because I suspect they were saving this gem for late October if MSNBC didn't run it on their 24 hour crawl.

Wjy subscribe to the onion when you're here once or twice a week and much more subtle at that. 9.9 and let the Russians take the hindmost!

15 posted on 02/20/2010 11:55:53 AM PST by votemout
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Biden probably would believe he made that alleged quote.


16 posted on 02/20/2010 11:59:18 AM PST by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
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Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition.

Crime goes down when they lock up career criminals for longer periods of time. Then they could have been hierarchical counting the crimes, only the most serious offense is counted, the rest discarded. In a robery/rape/murder case only the murder is counted. Just lost 2 crimes.

17 posted on 02/20/2010 12:20:36 PM PST by GailA (obamacare paid for by cuts & taxes on most vulnerable Veterans, disabled,seniors & retired Military)
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Wow. And here, I was tempted to comment, even knowing it was satire. John, you just keep getting better. Thanks for the ping!
18 posted on 02/20/2010 12:53:35 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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Very good (and funny) John. Thanks.


19 posted on 02/20/2010 2:11:17 PM PST by oldteen
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Those that attempt to explain everything using some sort of “Conflict theory,” are ridiculous, and this just substantiates this.

Poverty does not make people into savages, heathens and criminals, it's personal choices and a culture that accepts/permissive or even condones this behavior. Head to W. Texas and you have poverty, yet there is no need to lock your car or home in these small towns. Head into S. Dallas where the per capita income is higher, there are more and better social services for the “self perceived” underdogs and poor, and you really have to fear crime.

The drop in crime is because of rigorous policing, law enforcements ability to fight crime. Better technology in databases, FLIR, night vision...... more police on the streets, a tightening of laws that puts scumbags away for longer etc........ The problem is that the drop in crime is because of the threat of force, the fear of being caught, and the severity of the consequences that follow. However, when the systems enforcing this law fail as in Los Angeles or more recently New Orleans, chaos reign. The vermin will rape, pillage and burn.

20 posted on 02/20/2010 6:05:05 PM PST by Red6
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