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Becko Products, Inc. Releases New Tear TowelŪ
Elective Decisions ^ | 02/26/10 | Chris Davis

Posted on 02/27/2010 4:30:09 PM PST by writer33

That’s right, Beck fans! Becko Products, Inc.™ releases the newest product that will certainly sweep the Nation—a product so creative that it will undoubtedly dwarf ShamWow®. This product is guaranteed to save thousands of women from embarrassing trips to the bathroom to fix their mascara, a towel so inventive that it will take away that Tammy Faye Baker look. Its name is none other than the Tear Towel®.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; chrisdavis; glennbeck; idiot; jackass; marklevin; moron; rushlimbaugh
Don't hesitate, pick up the phone and get this fine product now!
1 posted on 02/27/2010 4:30:10 PM PST by writer33
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To: Fudd Fan; SoCalPol; Clint N. Suhks; ChicagoConservative27; JohnLongIsland; WorkerbeeCitizen; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 02/27/2010 4:34:21 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ..

Satire ping!


3 posted on 02/27/2010 4:36:20 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Oh man. Have you lost your mind?

lol


4 posted on 02/27/2010 4:41:38 PM PST by GeronL (Political Philosophy: I Own Me (yep, boiled down to 6 letters))
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To: GeronL

It’s all in good fun, and not even my idea. But it was a fun idea.


5 posted on 02/27/2010 4:44:48 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

What a Riot and the Shamwow guy to boot.
GB leaves you with so much material.
I think I know what is coming next.


6 posted on 02/27/2010 4:44:54 PM PST by SoCalPol (Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
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To: writer33

7 posted on 02/27/2010 4:45:07 PM PST by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: writer33; SoCalPol

SoCalPol is such a great inspiration.

Keepem coming!

And don’t let the Chalkboard Disciples bite...


8 posted on 02/27/2010 4:45:45 PM PST by Clint N. Suhks (BZZZZZ..."There's not a dime's worth of difference between Democrats and Republicans".)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

It doesn’t take much to pick up one the next one.
We need a laugh!


9 posted on 02/27/2010 4:48:09 PM PST by SoCalPol (Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
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To: writer33

ROFL!
You’re going to get flamed for this, but what else is new?
Can I use it to dry off my truck?


10 posted on 02/27/2010 4:50:58 PM PST by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: writer33
Is this Levin's product of choice when he's crying about Beck stealing his purity of essence material?
11 posted on 02/27/2010 4:56:32 PM PST by thecabal (Destroy Progressivism)
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To: SoCalPol

I think after that last comment on the thread, I’d say you know exactly what’s coming next. LOL!


12 posted on 02/27/2010 5:24:41 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Great picture. Thanks for posting it, LOL!

But even Swaggart repented for his sins! Beck has yet to do so.


13 posted on 02/27/2010 5:25:37 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: 50cal Smokepole
Can I use it to dry off my truck?

Of course. It could be the spitting image of ShamWow. Because unlike Levin and Limbaugh, this isn't an original product. LOL!

14 posted on 02/27/2010 5:28:46 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

:-)


15 posted on 02/27/2010 5:35:15 PM PST by SoCalPol (Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
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To: thecabal; SoCalPol; Clint N. Suhks; holdonnow; TornadoAlley3
Is this Levin's product of choice when he's crying about Beck stealing his material?

Let me first say that I believe that Mark Levin has used remarkable restraint in these matters, and most of it at the request of friends.

Now, having said that, Levin could likely have sued Beck back to the stone age where the burden of proof is much lower than in a criminal case. I believe, instead, Levin is using a humiliation tactic to shame Beck.

This humiliation tactic can be very effective. Of course, one must have integrity for it to be effective. And this is a character flaw I believe that Beck lacks. Otherwise, he would've called up Levin and apologized personally.

And he also should've gone on the air and apologized personally to Levin for stealing his material. Then, it all would've gone away. But he hasn't and he won't do that. Once again, it's that lack of integrity.

16 posted on 02/27/2010 5:37:51 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
But will it clean Homer's makeup gun?


17 posted on 02/27/2010 5:42:18 PM PST by rawcatslyentist (Jeremiah 50:31 Behold, I am against you," O " you most proud, said the said the Lord GOD of hosts)
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To: rawcatslyentist
But will it clean Homer's makeup gun?

Absolutely. It's an extremely versatile towel. It just sells itself.

Great picture. Thanks for posting.

18 posted on 02/27/2010 5:45:52 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Well Said.


19 posted on 02/27/2010 6:05:19 PM PST by SoCalPol (Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
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To: writer33

Bravo! Yours is the most outstanding satire I’ve ever read. I can barely type because of my involuntary spasms of laughter.
In one short piece of satire, you’ve put George Carlin and Jackie Mason back into the minors. When are you going on tour?


20 posted on 02/27/2010 6:07:40 PM PST by CalvaryJohn (What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
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To: writer33

Wow. I thought for sure that you would need asbestos undies (without explosives) by now. You must be wearing them out. LOL


21 posted on 02/27/2010 6:48:45 PM PST by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: CalvaryJohn
When are you going on tour?

You should do that. You're better at this than I am.

22 posted on 02/27/2010 7:21:45 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: 50cal Smokepole
Wow. I thought for sure that you would need asbestos undies (without explosives) by now. You must be wearing them out.

They're just ignorning me now, which should've happened in the first place. This is for a targeted audience. LOL!

23 posted on 02/27/2010 7:22:55 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
Targeted Audience?
For a while there, it was a Target Rich Environment. ;-)
Cheers!
24 posted on 02/27/2010 7:33:13 PM PST by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: writer33
So if you’re a woman that’s nothing more than a ball of hormones, or if you’re a big pussy of a man, then order the Tear Towel® today!

LOL! Man oh man, this guy cries so much, he even makes Obama cry.

Question is, how much does Beck make for a spilled tear?

25 posted on 02/27/2010 8:07:39 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul; 50cal Smokepole

LOL, Victoria! Great pictures. And thanks for posting.

And this is what I meant by a targeted audience. LOL!


26 posted on 02/27/2010 8:47:01 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Anytime. You’re very welcome!


27 posted on 02/27/2010 8:54:43 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: writer33

BTTT


28 posted on 02/28/2010 3:00:50 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: writer33

Chris, very funny. LOL funny! Thanks.

BTW...

HOORAY Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck is OUTSTANDING!


29 posted on 02/28/2010 8:10:01 AM PST by PGalt
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To: writer33

very funny!


30 posted on 02/28/2010 12:57:36 PM PST by KH279 (When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.)
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To: E.G.C.

Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.


31 posted on 02/28/2010 3:08:18 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: SoCalPol
Well Said.

He has used amazing restraint. I, on the other hand, would likely have not used that much restraint, but that just shows how classy Mark Levin really is.

32 posted on 02/28/2010 3:11:57 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: KH279

Thank you for reading. I’m glad you enjoyed it, KH279.


33 posted on 02/28/2010 3:12:25 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Darksheare; TigersEye

Kind of like this ping!


34 posted on 02/28/2010 3:21:08 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
I think it would also work as a Presidential Booger towel.

Obama picks nose at summit

35 posted on 02/28/2010 3:31:52 PM PST by TigersEye (It's the Marxism, stupid! ... And they call themselves Progressives.)
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To: writer33

Levin is the real deal.


36 posted on 02/28/2010 3:39:36 PM PST by kempo
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To: TigersEye

Funny. Thanks for the link. And he’s need one of those smaller, discreet sizes. LOL!


37 posted on 02/28/2010 3:41:43 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: kempo
Levin is the real deal.

Yes, indeed.

38 posted on 02/28/2010 3:42:23 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Yeah, like that!


39 posted on 02/28/2010 3:49:53 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!


40 posted on 02/28/2010 3:52:14 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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