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Becko Products, Inc. Releases New Tear Towel®
Elective Decisions ^ | 02/26/10 | Chris Davis

Posted on 02/27/2010 4:30:09 PM PST by writer33

That’s right, Beck fans! Becko Products, Inc.™ releases the newest product that will certainly sweep the Nation—a product so creative that it will undoubtedly dwarf ShamWow®. This product is guaranteed to save thousands of women from embarrassing trips to the bathroom to fix their mascara, a towel so inventive that it will take away that Tammy Faye Baker look. Its name is none other than the Tear Towel®.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; chrisdavis; glennbeck; idiot; jackass; marklevin; moron; rushlimbaugh
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To: writer33

Wow. I thought for sure that you would need asbestos undies (without explosives) by now. You must be wearing them out. LOL


21 posted on 02/27/2010 6:48:45 PM PST by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: CalvaryJohn
When are you going on tour?

You should do that. You're better at this than I am.

22 posted on 02/27/2010 7:21:45 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: 50cal Smokepole
Wow. I thought for sure that you would need asbestos undies (without explosives) by now. You must be wearing them out.

They're just ignorning me now, which should've happened in the first place. This is for a targeted audience. LOL!

23 posted on 02/27/2010 7:22:55 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
Targeted Audience?
For a while there, it was a Target Rich Environment. ;-)
Cheers!
24 posted on 02/27/2010 7:33:13 PM PST by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: writer33
So if you’re a woman that’s nothing more than a ball of hormones, or if you’re a big pussy of a man, then order the Tear Towel® today!

LOL! Man oh man, this guy cries so much, he even makes Obama cry.

Question is, how much does Beck make for a spilled tear?

25 posted on 02/27/2010 8:07:39 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul; 50cal Smokepole

LOL, Victoria! Great pictures. And thanks for posting.

And this is what I meant by a targeted audience. LOL!


26 posted on 02/27/2010 8:47:01 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Anytime. You’re very welcome!


27 posted on 02/27/2010 8:54:43 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: writer33

BTTT


28 posted on 02/28/2010 3:00:50 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: writer33

Chris, very funny. LOL funny! Thanks.

BTW...

HOORAY Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck is OUTSTANDING!


29 posted on 02/28/2010 8:10:01 AM PST by PGalt
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To: writer33

very funny!


30 posted on 02/28/2010 12:57:36 PM PST by KH279 (When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.)
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To: E.G.C.

Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.


31 posted on 02/28/2010 3:08:18 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: SoCalPol
Well Said.

He has used amazing restraint. I, on the other hand, would likely have not used that much restraint, but that just shows how classy Mark Levin really is.

32 posted on 02/28/2010 3:11:57 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: KH279

Thank you for reading. I’m glad you enjoyed it, KH279.


33 posted on 02/28/2010 3:12:25 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Darksheare; TigersEye

Kind of like this ping!


34 posted on 02/28/2010 3:21:08 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
I think it would also work as a Presidential Booger towel.

Obama picks nose at summit

35 posted on 02/28/2010 3:31:52 PM PST by TigersEye (It's the Marxism, stupid! ... And they call themselves Progressives.)
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To: writer33

Levin is the real deal.


36 posted on 02/28/2010 3:39:36 PM PST by kempo
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To: TigersEye

Funny. Thanks for the link. And he’s need one of those smaller, discreet sizes. LOL!


37 posted on 02/28/2010 3:41:43 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: kempo
Levin is the real deal.

Yes, indeed.

38 posted on 02/28/2010 3:42:23 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Yeah, like that!


39 posted on 02/28/2010 3:49:53 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!


40 posted on 02/28/2010 3:52:14 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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